Ordered take-away for 3 people from these guys last night. None of us enjoyed the food and I am currently suffering some explosive after effects.
My friend had the meatballs which came in a sea of foul smelling chilli & tomato sauce. He didn't finish them & said he wouldn't order from here again.
My girlfriend had spaghetti bolognese which looked & smelled awful, and was essentially a brick of congealed spaghetti with a very meager amount of dry looking minced beef dumped in one corner. She left most of it for our cats but they weren't interested either.
I had a folded cheese & bacon pizza which was one of the oddest & most unpleasant pizzas I've had the misfortune to encounter. Unlike a traditional calzone, this thing had very little filling, just a thin layer of slightly seasoned minced beef & onion which had the texture of gravel, punctuated with large sweaty chunks of onion. The topping was a layer of mozzarella with a few tiny flecks of leathery orange matter which I understood to be bacon. The thing was dry & bland, entirely the opposite state in which it made its exit this morning.
We also had a side order of "Southern Fried Twizzlers" which turned out to be seasoned curly fries, served moist & floppy in a polystyrene box.
The man taking our order was polite & helpful, and delivery took around 30 mins on a Saturday night. Such a shame then that the food we received was made with no love or care. "Lincoln's only Mexican takeaway" is their tag-line, and also the most positive review they're likely to get. read more