Ok so today I was pulled over in Burr Ridge. First thing is, I saw the cop pull behind me nearly four miles back when I pulled out of the gas station. So he basically "tailed" me for four miles. Then he decided he was going to pull me over. So I pull over and get all my paper work ready. He takes forever to walk up and then he said" Do you know why I pulled you over?" I replied, "No". Then the officer said "well I got you going forty in a 30". He asked if I had seen him following me for so long. I replied with no inference"no, not really, I don't really pay attention to what"s going on behind me". I could see he was taken a back from my comment. It wasn't the truth at all. I saw him pull out from the same filling station four miles back and watched as he tailed us all the way. Of course I saw you, it would have near impossible to see such a garrish municipal vehicle behind me. Before he takes my driver's license back to his squad car he asks "why do you have car plates on a truck?" I told him that's the way i got them from the Secretary of A State and he would have to take it up with them. Then he goes back to his car and in two minutes there are two more squad cars pull up! Like it's some high crime. Five minutes later he comes back with a warning ticket. Which is just fine by me. In the end he turns out to be a fairly decent cop.
It got me thinking though. I mean three squad cars responding to one traffic stop amongst the palacial estates of Burr Ridge. What other heinous crimes were probably perputrated during this time span? Surely some unruly teenagers riding skateboards in a strip mall parking lot, a defective home alarm, some one burning leaves, some under age drinking in a private residence, etc. All the ehinous acts probably went unpunished because of the priority of the black pick up truck.
FVCK YOU Burr Ridge, and anyone that looks like you. I hate your bullshit town anyway. Crap ass suburb, you people ain't worth the gun powder to blow you to hell. A town full of semi-rich a$$holes that make more in one year than I do in three years, and you want my money for a ticket. Piss off. Just for that the next suburbanite I meet who's looking for directions is getting bricked! read more