It's that time of year again, fellow Australians. You know the game. Sweat out your job until they give you leave, then rush to the beach or the local swimming centre.
Foreigners! How are you liking the sun? It's tough, no? Well, that's okay. Come to Burnside. You'd be hard pressed to find a more beautiful swimming centre. It's outdoors, so you might not be able to get as far away from the sun as you might like. In fact, that's my biggest complaint about the place: there's very little shade. The burns you get from the sun's reflect off the water are just as bad as those you get from direct sun exposure. But so long as you wear a healthy dose of sunscreen, you'll be free to enjoy this pocket of paradise to its fullest.
Although, be warned, kiddies: as I left, I witnessed a teenage very obviously urinate in the toddlers pool before he left the centre. He was walking determinedly for the exit before squatting down, sitting with a look of simultaneous pleasure and exertion for some moments, and getting back up again to leave with his parents.
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