I wasn't paying attention and ended up in PG County on the Green line at metro's closing last night. I thought, "I'll just get a hotel room" and found the review before mine. I figured it might be okay, and pretty cheap... I was wrong.
$95 a night is not inexpensive, especially for the area. But, I'm assuming it was due to being right next to the metro. But, for that price, I should feel comfortable enough to hold the remote. Lets go through my night.
I go up to my room, and walk into what smelled like a cloud of bum deodorant. After adapting to the smell, I reach for the remote, which is sticky. I put it down, but after I turned on the TV. The porn that was left on, was the only semi-clean thing about that room. Exhausted, I pull back the covers. I got a good corner back before the open condom wrapper made me throw the covers back on.
The microwave wasn't too dirty, but that may be because of the neat freak time-traveler that brought it from 1992. The towels to shower with looked like something people wash their car with; or clean a slave's wounds with.
It may seem like an exaggeration, but trust me when I say that this was the filthiest hotel I've ever slept in. The homeless man at the end of my hallway looked to be getting good shut eye while I was leaving this morning. read more