I'm a strange dude, I'll be the first to admit to that. I've never been one to like anything that…read moredraws attention from the masses. I never watched Lord of the Rings or Game of Thrones because every last loser on earth was all about it. The Beatles fucking suck and Bruce Springsteen can go shit in his hat. Pumpkin spice is for pumpkin pie and that's it, no matter what these dizzy suburban women say. So the decision to visit Johnny Longhots today was based entirely on poor reviews. The guy who ordered a sandwich to the hospital and found a cheesesteak to be "greasy" deserves to contract MRSA during his stay. The dope who complained his fries were soggy ordered his shit off Door Dash. He's lucky the driver didn't eat all of his fries. The folks who called out the teenagers who are getting their first experience working can all get bent. You weren't perfect when you had your first job. Don't forget people like you willingly locked kids in their homes during covid. It's no wonder some of them struggle with social skills and working under pressure. Have a little grace, then eat a bag of dicks for not being patient to them. Don't get me started on that dipshit from Brooklyn. That person who rated the place a one for the soda? I already know who you vote for. Onto the food - the menu is huge. There are a ton of choices with something for just about everyone. There's even gluten free options for those fucking people. There were four or five sandwiches in the running, but it was the Gritty Cheesesteak that ultimately won out on my first visit. And that's a strange decision for me because the Flyers stink and their fans are even worse. They're the worst organization in hockey. Maybe I just wanted fries on my sandwich. Yea - that's it. So the Gritty is a good amount of beef, fries tossed in Old Bay and topped with white cheddar cheese sauce atop a seeded roll. I added fried onions. The sandwich scores higher than the Flyers. I was a fan of the seeded roll which was super fresh. The cheese sauce was tasty and complemented the fries really well. They were super crispy, well seasoned and plentiful. The beef wasn't the best I've ever had, but it was tender and cooked well. All-in-all a good sandwich. The gals up front were attentive and friendly. They took my order quickly. Hats off to the kitchen for getting my food out promptly among the online orders. The place was pretty clean and had a ton of Philly Sports pics on the wall. The music on the radio was some throwback stuff - thank God it wasn't any of that mumble rap shit most kids play these days. Johnny's has a bunch of lunch specials that look worthwhile and a decent value. Locally owned spot worth giving your business to. It's a 4-star review from me that gets bumped to a 5 to spite the mopes who gave it a one.

Food is always, always amazing. Very tasty personnel is always very attentive and helpful…read more It's our to go place!

Eh. Was really looking forward to a hot dog joint other than Five Guys in the area. Most of the…read moredogs were good. Could have used more of a good hard fry in my opinion. The onions weren't really sautéed as much as I like either. The beans and mac were unfortunately some of the most flavorless sides I've had in a long time. The beans almost had a sour taste. If you are used to Bush's Baked Beans these aren't it for you. Tenders were ok and thank goodness the tots were right. Other than that I'll probably continue my search for a good local hot dog joint.

I'll have to start by saying I've never been a fan of Naked Brewing, but Cheese Dawgs on the other…read morehand is a great hot dog joint. They picked a perfect spot in Bristol Borough that they seemed to have partnered with Naked Brewing on. If you have kids the downstairs area is ok, but with live music I had to take my son upstairs to preserve our hearing! We found parking in the large municipal lot behind the building. Upstairs we found cozier seating at a high top table with service. Downstairs I believe you have to walk up to the bar or just sit at the bar for service. I also don't believe the full beer menu is available downstairs. The menu is full of tempting toppings and styles with your choice of regular/footlong dogs, hot sausage or kielbasa. I had a hot sausage with pepper hash and coleslaw. It had a snappy skin, decent heat and was delicious when paired with the sweet coleslaw and pepper hash. My friend ordered frank and tots and reported it to be delicious and filling. My son had a regular dog and we all shared a big pretzel with beer cheese. I had an IPA named Thank Frank that was about average for a West Coast style IPA and my pal had a couple of their darker offerings that he wasn't impressed with. Our server was nice and gave a great recommendation to add the pepper hash. She wasn't the fastest at coming to check on our beers so we bailed. I had one and she never asked if I wanted another and never refilled our waters. Prices weren't too bad. I would definitely return for some more of the interesting creations on the dawg menu, but the brews are really nothing special. Good solid time here and kid friendly, not so great service or beer.

Burgers were sloppily made. The fries were made in old oil very greasy and soggy. Will not return…read more Stood at the takeout line for 5 mins waiting on 2 staff to come inside order on Friday around 7pm no line just had a bad experience . Order from here last summer it was very good---

Ordered a Trenton burger with raw onions and a vanilla milkshake. Milkshake came out in a…read morereasonable amount of time but was straight up soft serve ice cream. I needed a spoon for the entire thing. The burger took 25 minutes, the porkroll was black and burnt as a hockey puck. The onions were no where to be found. 1 person was in line in front of me upon arrival.

I was tired of all the usual spots so I gave SnG a try. Had the smashburger and fries. Fries were…read moregood and had a nice seasoning on them. Smashburger looked and smelled great but didn't deliver. It was kinda bad dry. The toasted roll it came on was deliciously crispy. Service was friendly. I will give it another try as I want to check out the glizzies!

While I'm not sure what/who "Shitzz & Glizzies" are, this small mostly takeout burger and hot dog…read morejoint knows from a great hamburger. Stuck in the back of the shopping center with Marrazzo's and Sal DeForte's, right next door to a ramen noodle shop, these friendly folks are hospitable and enjoy conversing with their customers. After a few questions I ordered their "The Dragon," burger combo. They do smash burgers here, and the finished sandwich looked like a half pounder in an oversized bun, with plenty of heat from cherry peppers, jalapeños, onions, topped with spicy mayo and creole cole slaw with a hint of mango to offset the flames. It needed no ketchup nor additional contributions, and was delicious from bite one. All the parts played very well together. A little drippy to be sure, but easily managed. It came with a pile of crisp waffle fries that did require a squirt of ketchup, but were able second mates to the main beefy attraction. This was a very enjoyable meal, that would only be complemented by the house being better suited for eating in, right when everything is at its apex of perfection. Shitzz n Glizzies has the potential to compete with the big burger guys in the area. Will have to let you know about their franks and steaks at another time, but there is reason for optimism.

my brother (from Chicago dog haven) and I stopped here for a quick lunch. SO fantastic. Dont…read moreforget about this little gem. You wont regret

Food is good and prices are reasonable. Fries were a bit too salty for me. Service was quick. A…read morelittle smokey inside. Would come back again

New sandwich take-out spot next to the Farmer's Market. The egg bagel was very soft and savory. I…read moredon't know if there's a choice of cheese for the sandwich. I'll ask next time. My wife luved her chili dog and was impressed with her hash brown as well.

The Rancocas Woods section of Mount Laurel, NJ, has a bit of the feel of Middle Earth populated by…read morehobbits living in small round-doors tree trunks and caves. It is a captivating piece of Jersey. It is well epitomized by The Hot Dog Shack and its menu board of more than two dozen customized frankfurter possibilities. I was Anthony's first customer of the day, and he treated me well. I went with his Chicago Dog (see photo) which came as described and was a mouthful to consume. I had to apply pressure and squeeze this creation down to a size that fit into my mouth from first bite to last. All beef wiener, potato roll and a side table for garnish. He even made me a cup of coffee on the house. Fun deliciousness all the way. And the surrounding buildings were just as charming and worthy of closer inspection. The cafe next door had some worthy looking baked goods that would have made a nice dessert had I the time to sit in their lovely parlor and indulge. Next time, for sure. I also had a fascinating conversation while I ate my hot dog, with Anthony's friend, Steve, who had been a minor league baseball star both in the USA and Europe. I saw old clippings about his success, and compared notes about living overseas; he as an athlete. Me as a student and businessman. That conversation made my day. So, although I stopped by for a hot dog, I left with something even more priceless - a totally unexpected meeting that was richer than I could have imagined when I woke up this morning. 5 Stars for the Dog and Conversation.

Food was good service was great and quick gentleman was friendly. It's a small little hut but cute…read moreand clean.

On my list of places to try to have my first ever Philly Combo…read more For me, the hot dog and the fish cake were an odd combination of flavors. The highlight for me was the sweet pepper hash. Also had a chili dog. Chili was good but lukewarm. The hot dogs themselves tasted like they were griddled earlier and just kept warm over time. Overall, the experience left a lot to be desired. I hoped to like it more but it seems like they're running on the fumes of nostalgia.

This is a cash only spot, ATM is three doors down in the smoke shop nice man inside was helpful…read more 7/10 2 designer dogs 1 Pennsylvania birch beer $13 Inside: Not a sit down but a lean-to with a few stools, napkins and condiments around. Counter has a bell for service and a paper menu to order. This is a very old looking spot it is by no means a gold mine for this man, if you just like hot dogs and want to try some home style ones with fun toppings it's good for a glizzy. Service: Lenny met me when I came in and was helpful in guiding the recommended build of the combo, a good fresh bun with a soft breaded fish(cod)/potato cake that filled the bun+glizzy. He tells me the history of before, mothers used to sell the fish cakes to other families during hard times. Recommends a chili dog as my second dog which is always a good standard check. Combo starts with a good fresh bun with a soft breaded fish(cod)/potato cake that filled the bun. The dog is pressed into it this. A broken in half slice of cold cheese but it acts as a raincoat for the wet slaw a bit too much but also just right, it was sweet and vinigery cut through the richness I wrecked it. The chili dog was like a ketchup style sauce almost sloppy Joe, the meat wasn't broken up well which I like it had nice texture. Onions were big but worked they had good crunch factor. It was just solid nothing wild but tasty for sure. My feeling: This is a little spot that is worth the stop in if you're feeling a dog and don't need to be catered to or need it to be a surgery room. It's borderline dingy but it's got some hearty I will for sure grab a dog again.

First trip to Stewart's this season! Pulling in, the place looks clean and well kept…read more Our server was so nice and friendly. Food came out quickly. This is reviewed for what Stewart's is - quick serve, kitschy kind of place. The root beer was great as always. Nice and cold. It just tastes better in a glass mug for some reason. I tried the grilled chicken sandwich for the very first time ever. I was nervous because the California burger is my go to. I ordered it with lettuce, tomato, and 1000 island dressing. It was better than I expected. It had two thin pieces of chicken breast, which was a decent portion. The chicken was dry. I would order it again if I'm looking for a healthier option. Fries were meh. I don't think the portion size was large enough to share. The flavor was lacking and didn't to make me want to order them again. Maybe upgrading to cheese fries is the way to go.

Love the classic car hop places. It's always fun to have great service as the waiters or waitresses…read morerun up to the car to take your order. Super friendly and nice. Parking lots well maintain lots of spots to park and eat. Typical Stewart's type driving food... Burgers hot dogs cheesesteaks root beer etc. This one has some pork roll sandwiches as well. Prices for the burgers are a little stiff but maybe you're paying for the nostalgia. I always enjoy the fries and burgers and chili dogs! Root beer is delicious.

Nice varieties of toppings. Lots of beef hot dogs, but no chicken or turkey. I don't eat beef. I…read moregot the vegan dog, but didn't dare for the texture. Owner was very nice, apologized for not having my preference.

$8.75 for a hotdog. Ripoff. $15.00 for a soda, hotdog, and pretzel. A BIG RIPOFF. Do not buy from…read morethem. Do not buy from them. Do not buy from them. Do not buy from them. Do not buy from them. Do not buy from them. Do not buy from them. Do not buy from them. Do not buy from them. Do not buy from them. Do not buy from them. Do not buy from them. Do not buy from them. Do not buy from them. Do not buy from them.