Dear Bob, I hope your reading this. last night you served me a pizza, a mexican hot pizza. The one with the dough that didn't rise because it was 'so fresh'. When I called to order, you told me 15mins, so i came 20mins later to pick up my pizza. You then said 'i've just made it, it'll be 10mins'. I didn't quibble. Paid my money and took my pizza.
Then I ate it. The dough was heavy and just didn't seem cooked properly, but I was hungry. This Mexican pizza appeared to have donner meat on it. Normally Mexican pizza's have chicken on them rather than reconstituted lamb. This one also had mushrooms but no jalapeños, however i'm just being picky now.
At this point I wasn't amazed but I was hungry, so I ate half of it.
The big surprise came in the early hours of the morning. I woke up and something was seriously wrong. Had the toilet been any further from my room, it could have got really embarrassing. What a wake up! And to make things worse, i've spend at least 20mins of the last 5hours on the bog. Thats all i'll say.
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