The boy and I finally got to go on our honeymoon and stayed at Bluebeard's Castle. The restaurants seemed to be included within the establishment, so I'll list them here as well.
Cabana Bar - 1 star (visited 9/13/14)
Our first night here we decided to just stay in and this was the only place open. We were the only ones there which probably should have been a sign... The bartender took our drink orders and came back with them to take our food orders. I asked a few questions since I have some restrictions and he seemed quite displeased with having to do so much work. I was nice and said made sure to say please and thank you...
The kitchen was a small are off the side of the bar, so I watch the cook make our meal over the boy's shoulder and gave him the play by play. I ordered the Tuna Ginger Tar Tar with Seaweed Salad & Flour Tortilla Chips. As the cook was making the tar tar, I saw him pull the bag of ginger out of the cooler. He took enough for my dish, then took a handful to stuff in his mouth... I was appalled! He kept making my dish without washing his hands too!
The boy ordered the Philly Cheese Steak. The cook placed the bread over the meat on the grilled. As he pulled it off, some of the cheese landed on the back of his hand. When it placed the sandwich on the plate, he took the cheese off the back of his hand and put it back on the top of the sandwich. He had placed a pile of french fries on a plate, but when our meals came out the boy's plate had no fries. The bartender said they would be out in a minute as I saw the cook eating some fries.
My meal came out with some kind of spicy mayo ALL over it. I asked what it was and he told us it was sriracha mayo... We let him know that I can't have spicy things and that he didn't say that there was any spicy mayo on the dish I ordered, nor did the menu state that it have it. So he took it back to have it remade (placing it where he and the cook could reach it instead of throwing it away).
Meanwhile, the boy's fries didn't come out until my new plate did which was after he finished his sandwich. My tar tar was just ok. The fish was quite fatty and the seaweed salad was out of a tub. I would not suggest that anyone eat here EVER! We actually told other people at Bluebeard's to stay away from the Cabana Bar!
Life's a Breeze Poolbar - 5 star (visited 5 times for brunch)
We ran into a guy in the grocery store who had just moved back to the Chicago area before we left and he recommended a few places for us to go to... This was one of them! Jason, Smitty, and Brian are awesome bartenders and will always treat you right! Drinks are great and the food is amazing! We had brunch by the pool which made us phat and happy!
What we ate and recommend that you order:
- Breakfast Burrito
- Lamb Gyro
- Huevos Rancheros
- Meatlovers Omelet
- Breakfast Sandwich
- Traditional Breakfast
Banana Tree Grille - This place has apparently been closed for a long time and they will tell you that they are renovating... Word is that there is a lean on it due to the previous owner not paying the bills... /shrug
Room with a View - Our new friends visited this place and were displeased with it. We did not check it out due to the prices for what you got.
Ok, now on to our stay... In the photos on the website they make it look like this place is on the beach... It's not. Bluebeard's Beach Club is which is for owners, but if you tell them you are staying at the castle they'll let you in to go to the beach and pool. There are also scuba lessons at the beach club every day from 12-3 PM. Check it out! Get to the beach at least! It's also by the pool! THAT is what I was expecting to see when we pulled up, so I was a little disappointed...
Next, there was a multi-million dollar renovation just 3 years ago (check out link below). When we walked into our room it did not seem that way. Our bed was really old. We could feel the springs in it as we slept. The room smelled dank and like the pool was right next to us even though it was a long walk away.
(http://www.spmresorts.com/media-center/press-releases/28-bluebeards-castle-hosts-grand-reopening.html)
If you have any kind of walking or movement disabilities, this is not the place you want to stay at! Stairs! All the stairs! There were these little box elevators for wheelchairs, but I felt like a bum for attempting to use them one day. I walk a long way on flat land, but stairs and me are mortal enemies. When we checked in, we were not told how to get anywhere in this place! The map does not show you where stairs are, or where the ramps are! We found a real elevator on the fourth day in one of the buildings between ours and the pool. I about jumped outta my skin with joy! After 5 knee surgeries and my hips going next, I was over the stairs after the second day!
The ladies at the check-in desks could be a little more friendly and helpful. It would have assisted us in our stay! read more