I have been eating biscuits here since 1998. It was our stop at spot on the way to HS back when all of us went to MHS. It's the best hands down. I came back 25yrs later and it's still the damn best. I've been here 2 days and have had my nostalgia filled. read more

Had to check out whether this gas station really had great biscuits and porn--and it did not disappoint! Huge biscuits (get the cheese one) filled with as many toppings as you want make for a hearty breakfast/brunch. This kept us full for the entire beach day! There are old school mags for sale and an actual sitting area for dine-in. Would come back! read more

Not sure what happened but the biscuits have really gone downhill. They use to be flavorful and buttery, but the past couple times they have been undercooked, lacked flavor, and butter. Really hoping things turnaround... read more

Great breakfast sandwich to start your day. Efficient staff who takes your order and you move down and pay. By the time you pay, you order is ready. The biscuit, egg and cheese with bacon will fill you up. read more

We've been hearing about this place for years and decided to finally and try it out. Not impressed at all. The staff doesn't seem to friendly in that I mean they all had scowls on their faces and it was like they just wanted us to hurry up and order. I got the sausage biscuit and my husband got the cheese biscuit with egg, cheese and bacon. The biscuits were so dry they crumbled apart. I had to go back in and get some grape jelly to put on mine just to try and consume it. We won't be back. read more

Biscuits N' Porn - Store front. - Gas Stations Near Me - Nags Head, North Carolina

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Unsure why the name is the name but besides the biscuits part the rest is unrelated to the actual restaurant have been going to this place for a bit and it's pretty good every time. Occasionally we get the overcooked biscuit but other than that it's a good stop. read more

This is clearly the place to go for breakfast! We stopped in at 9 and the line wrapped around the whole store! As others have said, it's a gas station convenience store that sells hot food at the front. Expect your normal offerings- snacks, candy, drinks, etc. They also sell tons of merch, both with their store name and just OBX items, and, of course, adult content as their name states. They did use tiny decorations to edit the covers so children won't see anything inappropriate. The hot food items for breakfast are definitely fresh because everything sells fast! When you get to the front of the line they take your order- know what you want because they're moving fast! They make the food while you pay and you're out the door before you know what happened! They have typical breakfast sandwich offerings, like egg, cheese, sausage, bacon, and chicken, on different types of biscuits. They also have hash browns and other sides. I thought the sandwich was incredible! The biscuit was soft and not dry, the chicken was moist, and the egg and cheese were perfect. My friend said the sandwich was good. The sandwiches were a great price, too, at around $4 each. It's a fun stop and the food is great! Take it to the beach and enjoy. read more

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So - I was skeptical of course, but wow was I glad that I was wrong! This place has DELICIOUS biscuits. Because I'm picky about toppings and such, I just ordered the plain ones and a blueberry one. I also picked up some pecan pie and cheesecake squares - both of which were decadent and amazing. We usually do bagels when we hit the Outer Banks, but finding this place around the corner from our rental may have made this family converts for vacation breakfast! Plus, they have the lamp from the Christmas Story -- that's legit! read more

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It is just a clever gas station with good food. The merchandise area is extensive and if you want a souvenir from here, they have it. Food is pretty good but nothing unusual. I'll be back. Staff was extremely nice and prices are typical. read more

Biscuits N' Porn - Of course I got a sticker! - Gas Stations Near Me - Nags Head, North Carolina

These biscuits! When I die, I want to be able to eat these things in HEAVEN! This place is a gas station with biscuits and breakfast trimmings. The food is better than anything you would get from one of the fast food places and twice as big for the same price! Two coffees, two meat biscuits (spicy chicken and cheese on a cheddar biscuit and a sausage, egg and cheese on a cheddar biscuits) along with two hash browns and some sausage gravy for $25. We pay that at Chick fil A for a skimpy spicy chicken. You will wait in line, but it moves fast! Fun loving employees and dare I say the gals are just sweet! All in all, a great breakfast which lasted us till our arrival back home to Maryland! You NEED to stop here! read more

Biscuits N' Porn - Sorry I started eating my biscuit! - Gas Stations Near Me - Nags Head, North Carolina

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The name is a misnomer because they only sell biscuits until 1100!!! But it's a quick pit stop and convenient, plus their merchandise is definitely a conversation starter. I'm all about their biscuits, though. They are fresh and fattening, most likely to clog your arteries but a treat for sure. read more

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Great place for breakfast. Breakfast food is good, staff were helpful for my first time visit. Get there early because it gets busy. read more

Biscuits N' Porn - Chicken, Egg and cheese breakfast sandwich - Gas Stations Near Me - Nags Head, North Carolina

This is our FAVORITE breakfast spot! You absolutely have to try it if you're in OBX. The line is always very long so I recommend getting there early. However, the staff are very friendly and make sure the line moves fast. I think the longest we've had to wait is 30 minutes maximum. Additionally, prices are amazing! $5 for such a good breakfast sandwich is almost unheard of. This place is the best for a great breakfast - highly recommend the sausage egg and cheese on a cheddar biscuit. read more

Biscuits N' Porn - Sausage Egg and Cheese on a cheddar biscuit - Gas Stations Near Me - Nags Head, North Carolina

Good food and fun shopping experience. VERY busy most of the time. Really cool...especially the name!

Cool name that caught my eye. Great reviews. Local workers are big on it!!! Inside a gas station. I'm glad I stopped to see and get food. My thoughts It's ok read more

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This spot doesn't mince words on what it has to offer, and we only sampled the biscuits. Absolutely delicious! Also, this is a gas station. So, fill your car up with gas and yourself up with biscuits. Ordering was quick and there was a glass display case where you could see the options. I opted for an egg and cheese biscuit on a cheddar biscuit. The biscuit was flaky, the egg was made from real egg, and everything was melted deliciously. Playing at the counter was easy enough. There are diner style tables around the bend and there seemed to be a fair number of regulars. The only reason I'm not giving five stars is because the ordering process was a little confusing. Combos were offered, but there wasn't much clarity on what a combo meant. I had to order my drink à la cart at the counter and was hoping for a hash brown with the combo, but apparently I misunderstood it. Little more clarity there, and this is an easy five star spot. read more

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Stopped by because I kinda had to. I've seen the shirts before in my travels, and was surprised to see this place so close to our weekend vacation rental. The biscuits are biscuity, the porn is there (not my cup of tea but I respect the availability) and the people behind the counter were really nice. I ordered my biscuit with egg and a thick pork sausage (heh) and it was delicious - only thing is I wish I'd thought to grab butter or jam to have with it. & Of course had to pick up merch. My partner and I got T-shirts and we're excited to wear them while we're out and about. read more

I honestly read the sign first as biscuits and pork. I quickly realized my mistake with other tasteful and feminine signage. So let's get down about the food. The cheddar biscuits are freaking delicious. I had one with ham and bacon. You wouldn't expect the food to be good because this clearly seems like a really fishy tourist trap. But we were in and out quickly, services is excellent. It attracts a lot of locals. There are shelves and shelves of souvenirs that are hilarious. Great stuff to bring back to the office from your trip to the Outer Banks if you have no fear of legal action. I can't speak to the magazines or the taste of pussy, sparkling water. But I do recommend coming here for a to go breakfast. read more

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Literally dirtiest place ever! I ordered a 8pc chicken and they said they don't have any chicken -- which is fine -- so I ordered a turkey club and the girl taking my order proceeded to complain that she didn't want to have to make a turkey club and asked me to just order a biscuit. I told her I wanted a turkey club and she sighed and checked to see if they had turkey. They had turkey and it then took her 15 minutes to make one turkey club. Additionally, not a single person touching the food had a glove on or a hairnet. 0/10 They need some health inspectors. read more

If you find yourself questioning whether or not you should venture into a place offering both biscuits and porn, don't think too hard about it - just go for it! Located in a gas station convenience store, the food here is delicious. Biscuits are nice and flaky. The chicken, egg, and cheese was amazing - I would have been back here everyday if we were staying a little closer. The chicken was well seasoned and crispy. My only regret was not getting the spicy version that my brother ordered, because that was even better! Super quick service, too- a long line disappears in a few minutes. They even sell their own merchandise so you can show everyone your love of Biscuits N' Porn! read more

This place serves some of the best biscuits I have ever had as a lifelong Southerner. I like to come here for breakfast and order a sausage egg and cheese biscuit, which is to die for. They also have a delicious lunch, but it sells out fast due to the popularized. Despite the name, I didn't see any inappropriate material, but I would leave the kids in the car just to be safe. It is essentially your average gas station with a biscuit shop inside. read more

This is one of my favorite restaurant gas station combo spots. The breakfast is scrumptious. I got the eggs and biscuits and a coffee. The food tastes good and fresh. The service is fast and friendly and the vibes and ambiance are warm, exciting, and friendly. The vibes are top tier, the friendly atmosphere and the energy are amazing. If you're looking to get your day started with a smile and good vibes this is without a doubt, the spot to stop at. Great spot to stop for breakfast and gas! read more

Biscuits N' Porn - Gas Pump - Gas Stations Near Me - Nags Head, North Carolina

Of course this place attracts customers due to its name, but the biscuits are actually delicious. As for the porn...I can't comment. They have a huge retail selection, the usual gas station refreshments, tiny parking lot with about 4 gas pumps, a few tables and a long line! If you're in the area and looking for something unique, stop by! read more

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"Just hoe your own row and raise your own babies Smoke your own smoke and grow your own daisies Mend your own fences and own your own crazy Mind your own biscuits and life will be gravy" (Kacey Musgraves) What you'll see here: A gas station A big rack of porno magazines A food counter with fresh biscuits, breakfast sandwiches, deli meats and sandwiches Fried Chicken Mac & Cheese Beer & Wine A big convenience store A Playboy magazine with Donald Trump on the cover on display right next to the sign that says "Sexual Harassment will not be reported, but efforts will be graded" Biscuits N' Porn swag We picked up two biscuits for lunch and they were dirt cheap at a buck each. read more

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We were initially looking for gas when Gas Buddy showed me a simple name for a gas station: Biscuits N Porn. You have my attention! Inside the setup is your typical gas station convenience store with food counter. In the morning the line wraps around the perimeter, allowing you to see the covers in the magazine rack and ask, "Wow, they still print those magazines!?!?!?" After going by the t-shirts and souvenirs you'll have your opportunity to order your biscuit. The plain biscuits are good but we're not going here for health food - go for the cheese biscuit! I got the spicy chicken, egg, and cheese and thoroughly enjoyed it. They have a few booths but most people take their biscuits to go. People in line said they've been coming here for 5, 10 years or more and I can see why. When you're in OBX stop by for a souvenir, a biscuit, or even porn. read more

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I am a Southerner and have had biscuits all over the world. I also liked the name, the biscuit fell apart in my hands! I'll try anything once! read more

Excellent biscuits and eggs. Porn is only a half an aisle of Magazines, otherwise it's a normal gas station

This is a quick stop gas station, the people are kind and the food is pretty good. my family got cheese biscuit with sausage and sausage egg and cheese on a cheese biscuit, overall it was pretty good really greasy, but good taste. read more

Biscuits N' Porn - Gas Stations Near Me - Nags Head, North Carolina

Best biscuits in NC, and yes it is a gas station. A must visit experience, but prepare for long lines (moves quickly). Very affordable breakfast, keep in mind the venue name before entering. Cheese biscuit and regular biscuit are amazing. Bacon is very good, hash browns and eggs are ok, but a very cheap option nonetheless. Staff is great, a well oiled machine & lots of staff, everyone is friendly. A must-do place and the biscuits are simply perfect. read more

Always a solid choice for a delicious, no frills breakfast. Come for the novelty and return for the delicious biscuits. This isn't fancy gourmet food but the best biscuits I've had since my grandma passed. Process is efficient and friendly so don't let a line scare you off. read more

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TLDR: Gas station that serves some of the best biscuits. After hearing about this place for a while, I finally remembered to stop by while in Nags Head. I was at the beach early and most places were still closed. Biscuits N' Porn however opens at 6 am. I watched the sunrise on the beach then headed here for biscuits and gas. After filling up my tank, I parked and went in to order a biscuit. I chose a cheese biscuit with chicken. It was ready right after I ordered. I paid and returned to my car in under 5 minutes. This is very convenient if you want a quick breakfast. I then went to a park to enjoy the biscuit. It was incredible. The flavor, temperature, and texture were perfect. I couldn't even finish it since it was very filling and satisfying. Overall great experience and I recommend these biscuits to others! read more

Biscuits N' Porn - Chicken cheese biscuit - Gas Stations Near Me - Nags Head, North Carolina

If you have been to "Biscuit Head" in Asheville and enjoyed the large biscuit, this is the place for you. Awesome biscuits and selection. Counter service at a gas station. read more

Great merch- bought a sleep shirt for me, a shot glass for my bro, matching temp tats for me and my bff, and a sticker for my BF. This is literally a glorified gas station. This is not a stand alone Restaurant. The only way we noticed what it was was due to the ad on the window and the gas pumps also labeled Biscuits and Porn. It is a little confusing. It seems to be a local hotspot but yes, it is inside a gas station. Inside the convenience store they have multiple fridges with cold beverages and fountain drinks. Imagine a 7-Eleven. I was surprised because they were even children walking in to get their breakfast. People of all ages seems to congregate here. Right before you reach the cashier, there are multiple presentations of freshly baked biscuits and hot food. I saw sweet potato biscuits! I've never seen that before. They had chicken Patties, some sausage and gravy really just all the fixings for southern breakfast. Prices were awesome. I think the biscuit was like 3.50- so reasonably the line was really long. they also had some specialty canned beverages that fit the theme....I won't say more on this family app LOL. and apparently by the door they also have some old-school dirty magazines... I did not see them, but I heard that. The lady serving up the breakfast were from and some orders very efficiently the line did move pretty quickly. Personally, I did not get anything. Seemed like a slight assault to the body. I'm sure it's other peoples cup of tea. We just got a couple cans of Starbucks espresso for the road but like I said the merch was awesome and worth a trip if you enjoy a hearty breakfast and really want to enjoy a local fav. read more

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Was so excited to try this little place out. Everyone I talked to was all "OMG, this place is amazing!" My thoughts...OK...not the biscuit nirvana I was led to believe. I guess it's all the hype that draws the crowds. It wasn't busy, we got there around 830. Three chicken biscuits, 2 regular, 1 spicy. Just kinda, OK...it's a chicken, egg & cheese cheddar biscuit. At least, I can say I went, I guess. read more

Come for the schtick, stay for the biscuits. B&P was on my list to visit for the past few years that we've come to obx for vacation. Finally got a chance to visit this past summer, and let me say, it lives up to the hype! Super low-key spot inside a gas station. Very unassuming. But inside some of the best biscuits I've ever had in my life. The cheese biscuit is to die for. Buy one. Buy ten. Don't leave without it! If you get other toppings they're ok - the chicken was pretty meh and not spicy at all - but the biscuit was fantastic. They do have nudie mags (Billy Madison) and plenty of swag (t shirts, shot glasses, koozies etc, that I'm sure make for a great conversation starter!) but I was here for the southern style biscuits. 10/10 did not disappoint, and hit the spot after a good workout at CrossFit obx! read more

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Third stop at Biscuits an' Porn on recent visits to the Outer Banks. Would be a regular weekend pit stop we were local so probably better for our health that it's such a long drive. We always get the spicy chicken egg on a cheesy biscuit. AMAZING!!! So flavorful. The chicken is perfectly seasoned and crispy. The biscuit is the perfect match of soft and just a bit crusty, especially on the top with the melted cheese. We also throw in a hash brown bit as others have said, they are greasy and just so-so. Easy to pass up and spend the calories on another treat. I found the servers to be friendly, attentive and helpful. They clarified orders patiently and then efficiently prepared each bag of tasty vitals. The line was out the door and around the perimeter of the store when we arrived Saturday at 10:30 ish. The wait is worth it and the line moved along steadily, thanks to the efficient staff. I also enjoyed people watching. This no-fuss gas station that does in fact offer an array of porn and a bunch of alcohol and cold drinks, also serves up such great biscuits that people from all walks of life show up. I got a kick out of the ambience of the store compared to one visitor's t-shirt slogan read more

Biscuits N' Porn - This no-frills gas station serves up amazing biscuits and attracts people from all walks of life. - Gas Stations Near Me - Nags Head, North Carolina

Definitely a tourist spot but it's fun to walk through. Biscuits were good and things moved quickly even though the line was long! It's more of a fun novelty shop because of the name, it's not riddled with the latter half of the name, just a rack of magazines in the front. It was funny for a quick visit! read more

Great breakfast food. Big biscuits and gravy. Even with a line we got our food fast. The chicken biscuits was huge. Cinnamon roll was delicious.Expect lines so get there early. Food is fresh. read more

This little, hidden gem of a place is very interesting. Old school Girly Magazines, Swag, and yummy chicken biscuits all inside of a gas station. Fun fact: They sell Coca Cola made in Mexico! This stuff is made w cane auger versus fructose syrup. And an energy drink that goes by the name of ..well let's just say.. the slang word for a female body part. If you're in the Outer Banks you should check it out! read more

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Quick and friendly service as always. Good food for a fair price. Chicken, egg and cheese is my go-to and I've never been disappointed. Another gas station where the food vastly exceeds the expectation of the building. A+ read more