Bikini Hostel was a cool experience overall. I will detail a few problems we had below but I won't open with that, because I would still recommend it and may even stay there again. You can't beat the price, especially if you stay during the off-season (summer months). It's surprisingly clean for such a young crowd. The private twin room is really small, but worth booking if you don't want to sleep alongside eight drunk, snoring strangers (ah, hostel life). Small rooms don't really matter when you've got a million places to go and things to do around South Beach, anyway. It's a bunk bed and the bedding was comfy. The AC was on point, we were never too hot and had full control over the temperature.
The only major gripes? First of all, they tack on charges that you won't find out about until you arrive at the front desk. During online booking, the rate was stated per person, per night for a specific room, with a disclaimer about tax. I sent an email requesting the actual total including all fees for my booking after they had confirmed, and was completely ignored. Unless they're making up fees on the fly, there's no reason this info shouldn't be available.
Upon arrival, there was an increased rate for seemingly random days during our stay, with tax and a "resort fee" and an additional unknown fee per person, per room. The result was paying over $150 extra. A pretty dishonest system, but I guess they know people don't have a choice when they've arrived. You either shell out or find another place to stay. The end price was still a lot cheaper than most local places, but it sucks to begin your trip feeling taken advantage of. While most staff at this place is cool, the front desk staff aren't helpful. The guy at the front rolled his eyes like he was totally bored when I asked why our final price was so much higher than it had originally been stated, and just re-stated the same zoned-out speech about extra fees.
Second gripe... Not a massive problem because we're not slobs, but house cleaning didn't enter our room even once. We didn't request new linens, so whatever. But she was also pretty audacious. While we were outside in the beer garden having a drink and smoke, she walked up to the table, yelled "permítame!" and grabbed my lighter. Um, it's okay for her to use it, but then she threw it back on the table without even looking and walked away. It was so rude that all I could do was laugh. Wtf?
One final negative experience was with a short haired blonde woman on staff who we approached after our door code was changed a day before we checked out. She argued that it hadn't actually happened, but when it was found that someone HAD changed our code prematurely, she brushed us off rudely like we had done something wrong, and told us to get the new code. It was really obnoxious, and I'm a pretty tolerant, easy-going gal.
But like I said, overall good vibes. We spent 5 days and ate a lot of good food and met some cool people there. The alcohol selection is pretty great, too. The hookah was a little weak. The hostel organizes a lot of free-food-oriented events (BBQs, pizza parties, etc) in the beer garden area outside. Service charge is included when you order food/drinks but only a small percentage of that goes to the girls who work behind the bar. That really sucks, because we couldn't afford to constantly endure an 18% service charge and then tip on top of that. They never acted rude though, and were super helpful. At one point some food I ordered was late, and the guy behind the bar gave me a free beer for waiting. Little gestures like that go a long way! I didn't even expect it.
So, a mixed bag of experiences, but overall yes, I would recommend this place. It was fun, chill, and comparatively cheap. read more