Bastards coffee is amazing! On our vacation we went here every day for breakfast and it did not disappoint. All of the pastries were delicious! The coffee is really good and it is so inexpensive for the quality you get, especially when you compare it to the United States. The chocolate waffles were great! The cakes were all so good and fresh too if you have room. I would recommend getting sweet items off their menu as they were all excellent, and the savory items were just ok. The staff was really nice and helped us well, even with a little bit of a language barrier. Overall, I was very impressed all 4 days we visited! read more

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i got the pistachio oat milk latte and cinnamon roll. The latte was amazing. The lotus cinnamon roll was also extremely good, it was just a tad too crispy for me but i would come back to try the others. Great space to work at for the day. read more

Bastard Coffee & Kitchen - pistachio latte and lotus cinnamon roll - Cafeteria Near Me - València, V

Absolutely appalling. We just went there for Xmas Day brunch. My eggs Hollandaise were delivered at room temperature. I sent them back, asking that they be heated. A couple of minutes later, they were returned to me. No thermometer on earth could have detected an increase in temperature from when they were first served. Aside from the rosemary potato crisps, the food was flavourless. My bride described her bagel as tasting like cardboard. We were attended by a trio of servers, two of them were extraordinarily cordial, and one of whom couldn't have been more brusque. I would describe our meal as outrageously overpriced at 13.45 euros. I'm pretty sure you'll regard it, if you make the mistake of patronising this place, as money ill spent. read more

Great place to go for brunch options! I got the eggs Benedict, coffee, and orange juice for 11 euros. Everything was so fresh and filling. Loved the bombon coffee!! read more

Bastard Coffee & Kitchen - Best brunch in Valencia. So many options for brunch, coffee, and fresh orange juice! - Cafeteria Near Me - València, V

Such a gem! We ate here because our favorite tapas restaurant was closed. Definitely an amazing find! The food was quick, hot and tasted DELICIOUS. Service was 10/10 as well, we had a sweet women with short blonde hair and a man with dark short hair, but were super friendly and after our meal spoke to us and waved goodbye through the window. Overall great place, I recommend the cheese plate and croquettes!! read more

Came here often during my summer abroad in Valencia to get work done and drink yummy coffee. The environment is really chic but still comfortable. Very aesthetically pleasing place to hang out for a few hours. I didn't drink coffee until I came here; I asked the server for something that "didn't taste like coffee, but would give me energy" and she had just the treat in mind. The servers are really kind and helpful and the coffee is of high quality. read more