ENG: I ordered the…read more"Tacos Buenos Aires" expecting authentic Argentine chimichurri -- fresh parsley, garlic, olive oil, vinegar, oregano. What I got were two stale tostadas with dry chicken, cheese, and straight-up mustard. When I politely said I didn't order mustard, the staff insisted it was chimichurri. I'm Latina. I know what chimichurri is. This wasn't even close. The food was overpriced (€13-14 for two tiny tacos), flavorless, and poorly executed. The most insulting part wasn't the bad food -- it was the way they doubled down as if I wouldn't notice or didn't know better. While we were eating, multiple people came to our table asking for money, which the staff made no effort to discourage. The whole experience felt like a tourist trap banking on visitors not knowing authentic food or local dining etiquette. Valencia is full of incredible restaurants with fresh, authentic dishes and genuine service. Unfortunately, this is not one of them. If you value your money and respect, walk a few streets away and eat where the locals do. ES: Pedí los "Tacos Buenos Aires" esperando un chimichurri auténtico, lleno de perejil fresco, ajo, aceite de oliva y vinagre. Lo que recibí fueron tostadas duras con pollo seco, queso y mostaza. Cuando dije que no había pedido mostaza, el personal insistió en que era chimichurri. Soy latina, sé exactamente cómo debe saber el chimichurri. Esto no se le parece ni un poco. La comida fue cara (€13-14 por dos tacos minúsculos), sin sabor y mal preparada. Pero lo más insultante no fue la comida mala, sino la actitud del lugar, que pensó que no me daría cuenta y me trataron como si fuera ignorante. Mientras comíamos, varias personas vinieron a pedir dinero, y el personal no hizo nada para impedirlo. Todo se sintió como una trampa para turistas, aprovechándose de quienes no conocen la comida ni las costumbres locales. Valencia tiene lugares increíbles con comida fresca y auténtica y un servicio genuino. Este no es uno de ellos. Caminen unas calles más lejos y coman donde comen los locales.

one of the worst cinnamon rolls i had, i got the dulce de leche roll and it just wasn't good…read moredespite how it looked.

Maybe I was just extra cold and hungry when I went here but I spent 6 days in Valencia and nowhere…read moreelse was able to beat their sangria or patatas bravas!