What a cool place! Beautiful back yard and decor, super nice bartenders and delicious, creative drinks. I decided to order a gin drink, the first was called Washington Green it was a slightly tart gin drink with kiwi. The second drink I had was one with gin, green matcha and foam. Both extremely refreshing and delicious. Prices were reasonable compared to New York. It's a no brainer. read more

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This bar has a very fun fun concept- a bar turned from a former brothel. The motif on the door is a play on the 'this is not a pipe' work, which really added to the vibe I was expecting. Unfortunately this place fell very flat. Leading with what we liked: Their mocktail offerings were good, promising a 0.0% ABV which is hard to come across when mocktails are offered. They serve oysters, which adds to that aphrodisiac experience of the oh so 'wow this is a former brothel!'. The bartenders and servers were fast and very sociable with the more sociable customers. The immediate entrance is very tight, and it was uncomfortable navigating the space. We expected there'd be more seating in the back, which there was, but it was limited and not offered to us until we asked for it. We honestly had no clue where it would be and only asked because of how this place was advertised. While it was comfy once we made our way back there, it was reminiscent of a lounge style bar space that almost any bar could replicate with the right room and budget. We didn't feel as though this hit the spot and were let down by this experience. I'm not sure if I can judge the menu of drinks/ foods as expensive, but we left hungry bc we couldn't justify some of the prices. In addition, I've seen a lot of complaints about the volume of the music: it's definitely loud at the front but a lot lower in that back lounge space. It's as loud as any bar's music level would be, but truth be told we were expecting music that matched the vibe of what was advertised and yes, at a lower volume. read more

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Barely Disfigured is a unique and stylish spot with a cool atmosphere and creative drinks. The cocktails are well crafted, the service is friendly, and it's a great place for a relaxed night out. Definitely worth checking out! read more

Drinks are all impressively well balanced and unique, great music and vibes! Would be happy to bring friends here, both locals and those visiting NYC, would make a great girl's night or date night spot as well. We ordered Hokusai, Olympia, and Harlot's Progress --- and would be happy to try more! Harlot's Progress is probably one of the most unique drinks we tried here, leaving a subtle end note of smokiness that is almost reminiscent of southern BBQ! We came on a Saturday night around 6pm as a party of 3 and was seated immediately at the bar. Loved the bar area decor as well. read more

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If I could give less than one star I would. I wanted to love this place. My clear espresso martini was fine. But service was lacking. I wanted food. But after I got my drink no one ever asked if I wanted food. The one woman with the hi lights and ponytail braid was on her phone the moment I entered till the moment I left. The guy was just walking around pretending to clean things and then smoking and or vaping at the door. It was just me and a group of two. With two bartenders and only three people in the venue I thought the service might be better. Both were on their phones a majority of the time I was in this bar. Such a shame. The drink I got was okay. I wanted food and was never offered. And I couldn't get their attention. If this is how the service is. This place should close. As a bartender if only three people were in the place I would be doing the most to make sure I got my tip. Again. I've never tipped 10 percent before in my almost 40 years of life. The bar I was at before this I tipped 50 percent. Terrible place. Do not come here. read more

Decent Drinks, Cramped Space My husband wanted to try a new bar, and I was craving snacks, so we decided to check out this spot after he saw it recommended somewhere. Food: 3/5 I always like to order food at a bar, so I got claws and oysters to start. They were okay but were quite pricy (bill in pics). I was hoping for meatier oysters like Blue Points, but they only had smaller, high-salinity varieties. The drinks were good, but I was expecting a better balance between food and drinks. Experience: 3/5 The space was extremely tight, and I had to sit almost on top of my husband just to fit. Our drinks barely fit on the table, especially once the food arrived. The couch seating didn't feel sanitary for eating, and the place was so loud that we had to shout to hear each other. Overall, I wouldn't come back--better bars with more space exist, and the prices were high for what we got. I'd prefer a bar with actual seating and a better food-to-drink experience. read more

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Super cute bar! We enjoyed all of our drinks. I love refreshing cocktails and there were plenty of those options. read more

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Perfect vibe for a date night with delicious drinks! We loved sitting at the bar on a nice Saturday and each drink was unique. read more

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Really good creative drinks here and they have a nice back patio perfect for warm nights. This place also got a great makeover recently (so you won't find the red light room with the bed anymore that you might see in some older pictures). read more

i love this bar!! it's not great for big groups, but perfect for a date night or group of 2-3 it's a pretty small space favorite drink is the hokusai, i absolutely love it read more

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Cute place nice outside good drinks and music I was in the middle room I would go back to the front bar next time read more

A large group of us went post a wedding. We had the groom in his tux & the bride in her full 1950's gown and veil. The owners and staff could not be more professional and accommodating. We originally sat in the back patio area in a private corner cabana with a comfortable couch. It was well decorated. When the patio area closed and we were moved inside. The great drinks and delicious food flowed. Great way to end the evening. Highly recommend. read more

We came here for drinks before dinner down the block and were pleasantly surprised that they had a happy hour until 7pm! I don't think I saw it anywhere on their website. The happy hour offers 3 dollars off their specialty cocktails and a dollar oyster. There wasn't really a speakeasy vibe but it was a nice dimly lit bar with spacious bar seating and nice service. I really liked the Dirty Old Man. The oysters were meh. I wouldn't order again. I would come again for drinks during happy hour since I'm in the neighborhood. read more

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This cocktail bar was very nice with lots of unique drinks. The ambience was very cool as well. Definitely didn't expect to find a cool bar like this in the area. read more

Walked in at around 8 PM on a Friday and got seats in the backyard. My boyfriend and I ordered the Dirty old man and the Splendor and misery cocktails. They forgot our order so it took a while, but the drinks were tasty and the backyard has a great vibe. read more

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I soooo dig this spot! Came here one Saturday night w/ a few friends. There was a bit of a wait for seating for 4. So I say get here before 8 if you want to sit w/o waiting. The place definitely has that speakeasy vibe...dark, low moody lighting, and music you can rock back and forth to. The drink of the night for me was George Washington's night out. It comes served up, and it was delicious. I did get it on the rocks after the 1st time. Definitely will be back...maybe on a date. Either way, I'll be back! read more

Great neighborhood bar with top notch mixed cocktails, excellent staff, and a really cool secluded feel. There is plenty of seating inside and outside... and they are actually working on opening additional seating soon. Went with my friends and we really enjoyed ourselves. The owner Jeremy is very charismatic and a pleasure to talk to. read more

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Really hip spot. I know I'm under-appreciating the story behind the vibe so would love to know more. Interesting combinations of drinks and what we got was tasty! Pricey but for the area on par. I don't know if I even realized there was an outside area but the pics of this look cool, so would consider coming back in warmer months. read more

Always enjoy the vibes at this hidden gem. We liked our cocktails but didn't LOVE. Service was fast and attentive. read more

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My coworkers and I were all impressed with our meal here. The food here fills a gap in the local culinary scene. The restaurant is truly outstanding!!! The staff explains menu items thoroughly. They created a custom experience for me. read more

Overall rating: 4.8 Absolutely one of my favorite bars in Carrol Gardens. I've been here only for drinks on a date and solo, but I could totally see their food also being good. I love how intimate, fancy and sultry the bar feels. It was interesting that the backyard feels like a different spot altogether. This is a great spot if you're just in the area or looking to impress your date. I can totally see myself reading a book in the corner. Very friendly staff & great atmosphere. Highly, highly recommend. read more

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Such a cute and hidden bar in Brooklyn that's perfect for a date night. Upon entering, you walk through a narrow and dark bar leading to the back. There's a room with a bed (wink wink) before being welcomed to the back outdoor patio area. It's filled with greenery and string lights for an aesthetic and romantic vibe. The QR code takes you to the IG story for the menu. Most of the drinks are $15 for a sophisticated cocktail. I chose the Harlot's Progress, which was strong yet light at the same time. He had The Little Death, which was named precisely for how strong and intense this drink was. Such a cute date spot --definitely would come back! read more

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After seeing a reel of this place on Instagram my friend and I were super curious about this brother themed bar, and decided to stop by this place since we were in the area. Luckily without reservations we were able to get seated right away around 8:30 pm on a Friday night. They have a cool speakeasy vibe indoors and a French patio vibe on the outside. Really interesting decor and drinks. I had the frozen frose cocktail called U UP? and my friend had the Fallen Angel. Both drinks were great but it was such a humid night that we decided to leave after one drink. Overall, service and good and its a super chill spot. I would definitely come back here to try some of their other drinks on a less humid night! read more

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Try the dirty old man! It has been 6 years since I first had one at barely disfigured. I never had a better drink before then and have not since. The other drinks are good too, and the bartenders are talented and can make you whatever you want. Favorite bar in all the nyc boroughs, and of all time anywhere read more

My spouse and I were strolling down Smith early May and decided to check this place out. Little did we know that it was some kind of designated "cooler than thou" establishment. First of all, don't make it out to seem you are a bar if you are not welcoming to walk-ins. Secondly, making it pitch black inside does not really appeal to anybody (read the numerous reviews complaining about the lighting or lack thereof). When we asked if the backyard was open, bartender replied "later". When asked what time, he said "oh no, not for a few weeks". Me and my spouse looked at each other and laughed. Needless to say, we will not be returning or recommending. We came of age in NYC in the early aughts. Bars that are actually cool, don't need to try this hard. We ended up at Zombie Hut, where the bartenders were welcoming and the backyard was ready to be enjoyed. read more

This would be a really impressive place to surprise someone with your good taste at, if not for the fact that it was a former brothel then for their over the top experiential cocktails. There are a couple of nods to the space's former occupant, like the sign out front that reads "This is not a brothel. There are no prostitutes at this address" or the literal four poster bed that has its own room at the back of the business, but unless you care much about a place feeling like a speakeasy, there's no need to pay any mind to the fanciful decorations. The drinks and backyard are really where it's at. The backyard is expansive, and curves around to make way for a large pebbled area, with cozy seating covered in pillows and books. The drink menu is divided into sections like 'shaken' 'stirred' and 'summer' but you'd be doing yourself a favor to order multiple rounds of drinks and from different parts of the menu. Every drink unfolded before our eyes, from the way it was poured and presented to the way the different notes evolved as the drank sat in front of us. We also got a really nicely put together cheese board and different kinds of oysters on the half shell. All my favorite things on one menu! If you can find a quiet and temperate time to go, I can think of no better respite than to spend an evening in the backyard of Barely Disfigured. read more

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Wow! What an unexpected surprise. This was really interesting. Ambiance - 5/5 - It had some upbeat yet creepy vibes. I really enjoyed walking around and seeing the bed in the back. Definitely something you don't see everyday at a bar. Service - 5/5 - Bartender was nice, friendly and attentive. She helped us with our order. Drinks - 4/5 - Both drinks were pretty solid. It was slightly on the sweeter end which I was not a fan of but I loved the creativity and presentation. I'd say this place is worth a shot. It's unconventional yet fun! Give it a try! read more

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Best cocktail bar in the area. Unfortunately they took away the hilarious / slightly sketchy bed situation but good drinks and a nice backyard weather permitting. read more

So apparently this bar is housed in a former brothel and the back area which is now filled with plush seating used to have a bed. Sadly, the bed is gone! Regardless, the sultry vibe is still present. Jewel tones with gold accenting and a lot of mood lighting really make this bar...and also they have great cocktails. Wasnt a huge fan that the menu is on an instagram story, but so it goes! My drink of choice was some take on a martini and I believe it was called the persistence if memory. It was as delicious as it was potent. It crosses my mind every now and then..thats how good it was and I'm not even a cocktail gal. read more

The male bar tenders were nice, the girls working were quite literally the rudest hosts weve ever had. We had a birthday and brought about 20 people, they were pissed we were there (mind you everyone spent at minimum $75 on drinks) and the bar would have been practically empty without us. Charging $20 for a cocktail and treating people like trash is an interesting concept, we all agreed we would definitely never go back read more

Dimly lit and orderly cocktail bar. Hostess at the front to seat. Not a typical bar where you grab a spot and self serve. Everything is organized by the hostess, waitresses, and bartender. I had the little death house cocktail and an old fashioned. The little death came with some smoke inside the glass. I wasn't looking to mix anything inhaleable with alcohol so I blew out the smoke. Interesting array of flavors in the cocktails. I typically go for neat drinks but they didn't have a whiskey list so I opted for another whiskey based cocktail afterwards. A couple gender neutral restrooms. Staff was attentive and got us seated at the bar once space opened up. Playlist had some 2010s hip hop. read more

Damn, they've really taken this backyard to the next level! I already loved their backyard pre-COVID, but now that it's reopened, the backyard is where it's at. They've taken over the adjacent area and created a huge space that is group-friendly for you to enjoy your expertly crafted cocktails. Definitely loads of Tulum vibes. You'll be transported to a different part of the world, and I don't blame you if you temporarily forget that you live in a concrete jungle. Food menu is somewhat limited, but otherwise love this joint. Prices are actually pretty good compared to the rest of the city considering the quality of the drinks here. No other place I'd rather spend day drinking in the neighborhood! read more

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I had a great time here, came here for late drinks and it was such a cute experience. You walk in and it's moody and lots of bar seating, there's also couch seating with tables in the back. Small and intimate back there, such a vibe! It was just a great experience, our bartender Catarina was so accommodating and such a great attitude. We met her brother as well, I can't remember his name but he was very nice to us as well! Overall great time, I'll be back. read more

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Cocktails were great and ambiance was perfect for a date! The drink selection is vast and there is plenty of bar seating.

Cool vibe, great cocktails, cool history. Love that its nearly invisible street front keeps the riff raff out. Though by now it's know as one of the area best. Will return, and have, regularly, read more

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This is an incredible place! One of the best for me! This is a place with its own atmosphere. I love cocktails and wine in this cafe. They also have a large selection of oysters. And they also have a room where there is a bed instead of tables) And you can lie down and drink delicious wine. I recommend))) read more

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- very crowded on a saturday night - spacious outdoor - cant hear music from outside - lovely creepy antique decor - delicious drinks - $16/17 drinks - not much in the food department beyond charcuterie - the mixed charcuterie plate is delicious - friendly bartenders - nice service - reggaeton/latin infsued music on a saturday night read more

Fantastic cocktail spot. I've been here a few times and have enjoyed the drinks each time I've gone. It's also got a really cool & unique atmosphere inside. It can be a bit crowded/loud but would recommend if you're in the area! read more

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Really wanted to love this place but was left pretty disappointed after finally making it down to Cobble Hill to check it out. Housed in a former brothel it's dimly lit and has a cozy vibe, with limited seating down the curved bar and a few seats in the window. The menu is accessible via Instagram which...kinda sucks for those of us who don't have IG. The bartenders--who had been loudly laughing and joking with each other when we came in and took a minute to even greet us--begrudgingly gave us a printed menu to look at. The drink selection is interesting and all of the drinks we tried were good, which is the biggest redeeming part about this bar. The two male bartenders continued to be the loudest people in the bar for the duration of our time there and were also eating snacks with their mouths open. Pet peeve, but it was gross and really killed all the ambiance. The other big issue is we were seated at the bar near the door and every time people came in they left the door open and it was FREEZING outside. None of the staff ever went to close the door, so we ended up having to get up multiple times to shut the door. Might give this one another chance once it gets warmer and if there were different bartenders. read more

Amazing staff and beautiful bar with a yard. Highly recommended. The food options were unique.