9/6/26
Barber Craftsmanship?!…read more
That statement is like a mender of bad Souls who couldn't hit the broad side of a barn.
If you have a hair Blankes and Copeland from Police Academy, you might get a decent cut, but when it comes to shaving one's head, leopard hat lady will failed time after time.
Now I will give her credit on the shaping of the goatee, but when it comes to shaving, the owner of the company called Barber Craftsmanship, only let's his employee's shave the back of the neck. This doesn't count or qualify as being a barber. Chris Tucker would say..."What Hell Did You Just Say?"
In fact, why does this place call themselves a barbershop at all. One goes through the training and licensing only to be told by the owner that shaving the back of the neck is the only spot you can shave. What kind of Micky Mouse Crap is that?
Okay, I am venting.
Now that we got that out of the way, lets get into what happen at this so call establishment.
I was greeted by a woman wearing a Leopard Hat...aka Leopard Lady. Upon sitting down at her work station, she asked in broken English "what I wanted done." The vibe in this establishment was cool, calm and collected in the beginning.
I informed Leopard Lady I wanted my goatee needed shaped up and have the rest of the hair follicles shaved off.
Leopard Lady complied with my request. She used electric clippers to trim down the linger hair before using the gold color BaByliss Pro Double Foil Shavers to shave off the smaller hair follicles.
Leopard Lady shapped up my beard and it did look good until I noticed all the hair follicles that weren't cut to leave smooth clean skin. I wasn't happy, but I was also sure she wasn't done yet. Also, the look was cleaner than it was before.
Leopard Lady moved onto my head once she did touch up work on my beard. Leopard Lady did much of the same process for the hair on my head. A good amount of time was spent using the Golden BaByliss Pro Double Foil Shaver.
When Leopard Lady was done, she looked proud of her work. I was not. Leopard Lady had sections of my head bald while leaving patches of hair exposed. Again I asked about using the razor, because this look was unacceptable. Leopard Lady
gave me the impression she wasn't going to do anymore hair cutting and this is when I said " I'm paying for the beard, but the haircut is not acceptable."
Leopard Lady did not like this answer. She walked over to her boss and said something. While this was going on, I was looking the I horrid haircut I had just aquired. My mind was screaming "Seriously Leopard Lady, Gargamel's head is more bald than you left mine."
After a few seconds I walked I walked over to the checkout counter, but Leopard Lady waved me off. Leopard Lady's jester said "go away, get out, get 2 steppin, C ur way out and Dégage d'ici, putain!"
As I turn to leave, Leopard Lady told me "I was bad." Well she can think what she like, but a bad haircut is a bad haircut. A dissatisfied customer isn't going to pay full price or anything for crappy haircut...and that's the bottom line.
So, if you need your haircut without a razor cut, you should be f.i.n.e. (see The Italian Job for the definition). If you need a razor work done here, SEEK HELP ELSEWHERE, because Craftsmanship Barbershop sucks in the razor department.