Bald Guy cards are politically incorrect, impolite and HILARIOUS! Don't send these to people who are easily offended. I need to make more friends so I can send more cards and spread the cheeky Bald Guy love! My 17 and 24 year old sons also look to my Bald Guy stash of cards to give out to their friends for birthdays. These cards are the best! If you have a warped sense of humor, you'll appreciate these cards and hopefully so will your recipients! read more

These cards are the best, I sent one a while ago to a friend and they got mad. SUCESS! I can't wait to send out the Christmas cards

I have been using Bald Guy cards for over a decade. They reflect my personality on a card, and everyone knows to expect something fecking hilarious when they get the iconic green envelope. Don't stop doing what you are doing. Keep that sh*t up. read more

Everything that Ian does is absolutely stellar with a solid dollop of humor. So grateful his unique way with words is available to share with others and spread some laughter! read more

I first discovered Bald Guy Greetings 15 years ago with a few of their classic cards. Since then I always have several In stock. The snarky humor is unique and impossible to find anywhere else consistently. Ian is the OG dark card writer. My card writing has picked up during the pandemic and his recent pandemic line has also nailed it. Love this company and will continue to support it. Highly recommend! read more

I laughed when I first bought a Balid Guy card so I had to find them online and buy more. Awesome graphics and good, snarky greetings for your friends who have a twisted sense of humor. read more

First and foremost - this has been one of the best customer services I've ever experienced! Communication was always quick, funny and respectful. The cards are amazing!! Quality is great! I will never buy another card that is not a Bald Guy Greeting! read more

I love these cards and have been buying them for years. Shipping is fast!! They are so funny and slightly inappropriate, just like me!! read more

We were out of town when we first saw Bald Guy cards and bought several. I ran out and my daughter suggested trying to find them on-line and I was SO HAPPY to find them. They are hilarious and hope they never stop making them!! read more

By far my favorite greeting cards. I give them out every chance I get. They're funny, smart, and slightly mean. No better way to say Thank You, Happy Birthday, Happy Anniversary, etc. read more

Love Bald Guy Greetings! My definite go-to Have for several years now. They're clever and sarcastic, just like me. Everybody looks forward to the BGG getting a signature green envelope! read more

These are the best cards ever! They reflect my sense of humor and are surprisingly personal at the same time. If I'm going to spend money on paper, this is definitely my choice. I even like how there are funny sayings inside the envelope. Keep those cards coming and I'll keep buying them! read more

These are the very best cards! So unique and so damn funny. I can spend hours perusing them and laugh out loud the whole time. My husband always asks, "where do you find these cards???" Not only that, when you order online they ship so quickly. LOVE YOU BALD GUY!!!!! read more

Some of the funniest cards I have ever seen/bought. We've gotten Father's Day cards, holiday cards, just because cards. They are always a hit. Always changing. And always quality. read more

Absolutely love these cards. The humor is dry and hilarious. Every person I give one of these cards to for whatever occasion loves them and always ask where they can get them. I was so disappointed I couldn't get them at Target anymore, so went online and ordered so many of them. I would recommend them to everyone. read more

I strictly use Bald Guy Greetings for anytime I send out cards. Be it for baby showers, weddings, birthdays, people finding new jobs, they give people who see sarcasm as a love language a voice in the greeting card world. read more

In this time and age where everyone is so passionate about e-greetings and e-cards, I am one of those people who still like to do things "the old way" and take the time to mail out a card for every occasion- birthdays, holidays, et cetera. I stumbled upon the Bald Guy Greetings Cards last year and spent a good half hour reading them and laughing so hard I could not stop. Needless to say that I left the store with a good stack of cards, all of which have given a smile to the recipient. These are the "cards that keep on giving"... a smile to whomever has them in their hands! As soon as I finished my stack, I began looking for more but couldn't find them locally: thanks to the web I was able to place a big order and I received it after a few days. What can I say? These cards are witty, hilarious and Ian is a genius besides having excellent customer service. I will definitely purchase from him again. read more

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The Corona Virus 6 pack is perfect for a bit of housebound humor. Fun way to reach out to friends and family and have a bit of humor over this uncontrollable situation. I can only imagine people's faces as they open one of these cards. Never a bad time for personalized greetings but especially now when we are separated from our loved ones. Now if we just keep the Post Office working and delivering.... read more

I'm really strict on what greeting cards I buy. It all stemmed from the time I was turning 21, and reading all the birthday cards people gave me. Half of them weren't funny. And when I'd go to Hallmark or some other place, I realized...I spend SO MUCH TIME going thru about 20 cards, before I find one that's amusing. Sure, it's easy to find a mushy card, if that's what you're looking for, but who are we kidding. We all like the funny cards. And that's what Bald Guy Greetings serves up, and better than anyone. In fact, I had a girlfriend a few years ago who knew that I never thought cards were that funny, so for my birthday she gave me a card from these guys....and an extra 10 cards that I could give to others, because she knew I'd think they were funny (and they were hysterical). After I ran out of those, I went to their website to buy more (after all, I couldn't call up an old girlfriend and ask her what small shop she bought it in). These guys are the best. read more

I've been getting Bald Guy cards for several years. People always comment about them, especially when I write 'Uh Oh! The dreaded green envelope!" The variety is fantastic. There are so many that I have to keep a record of which card I sent so I don't repeat sending the same birthday card. Keep it up Bald Guy! JMS read more

As a retail store owner, I am very careful with what I carry. Not only do customers have to like it, but it needs to justify its space on my floor to cover its share of the rent and make a profit for me. I had been wanting to find room for Bald Guy Greetings cards in my shop since I first saw them a few years ago at a shipping conference. Finally, with Covid and the creativity of the owner, Ian, I found that they had a card that I could carry that flew off the shelves. The unique brand of humor in their line is unlike any other. I soon took a rack of their full selection. I enjoy seeing customers stand at the rack and laugh. I enjoy it even more when they come up to the counter and buy a stack. I look forward to seeing what they come up with next! read more

I love bald guy greeting cards! They are the funniest, most original cards I've ever purchased and the customer service is so personal you'll feel like you are buying from a friend of the family. I highly recommend using them! read more

Unique and hilarious greetings cards. Order and shipping process was silky smooth. Only trouble is finding a card that won't offend my late grandmother. read more

I love these cards. I just bought the pack of "You're welcome" cards as these are not just funny cards but also something completely out of the norm and throws people off to receive one. The humor is great and the cards always make an impression. My only hope is that the bald guy cards are all that go bald for this guy. The customer service is quick and also humorous like the cards. I also prefer to support local small business over large companies, so I buy my Bald Guy Greetings online. read more

I found these greeting cards in a local Box & Go outlet and then online. I have purchased quite a few to keep friends and family entertained while isolated due to covid. I am a digital artist and have an interest in art so the characters piqued my interest and the greeting/ and or comments written inside the card and inside the top of the envelope are hilarious. Agree with other viewers this type of humor may only appeal to a certain crowd. My only issue has been with the adhesive on the back of the envelope that doesn't hold well. Whenever I have ordered online I receive my requests within a timely manner. I think these cards are unique and most open minded people would appreciate the humor. read more

These cards are HILARIOUS. And frankly, perfect for any occasion(well, if you have a sense of humor) in which you want to get your point across, but not in a boring way. read more

Love. These cards are perfection. Another reason to go to Whole Foods- that is where I discovered these cards and was richly entertained. They resonate perfectly with my sense of humor, and I snapped up a few immediately. I've already had great success with the "I miss you" card (wink). Just found out my good friend is with child...perhaps there will be a fitting greeting??!!! read more

Bald Guy Greetings sells clever and affordable cards unlike the standard greetings you'll find in most stores. And as a bonus, there's usually another little message on the inside flap of the envelope. Browse through some cards online (just as you would perusing hundreds of options in a store), and if you're looking for tasteful yet unconventional messages, they might have just what you need. read more

These are not your mommy's greeting cards!!!! THEY ROCK! Just go to their site one time and read some of them and you will be HOOKED! I ordered a birthday card (and a couple more) for my wife a week before her birthday - AND I RECEIVED IT IN TIME TO GIVE IT TO HER!!! Service is stellar. My good friend - who has the dryest of senses of humor - showed it to me and was laughing the whole time he was on the phone reading some of them to me. These guys are definitely twisted but in a hilarious way! Even the envelopes are funny. read more

I just love bald guy greeting cards! I have been buying them at small shops for the last several years and they are so much fun. The look on the faces of friends and family along with their reactions are absolutely priceless! I will always keep a bunch of them in my greeting card arsenal. They are one of a kind!! read more

Great cards, super fast shipping and fantastic customer service. Ordered 8 cards, came in 2 days. One was the wrong card, emailed them and said the correct card was on its way. Great guys . And only a buck for shipping !!! read more

I first came across Bald Guy Greetings at an airport, I read a few and was instantly hooked. The cards are witty and endearing and the artwork is unique & adorable. I would have given 5 stars if they were available near me. Currently I have purchase them online, they need more retailers. read more

I first found these cards in Coupeville, WA. The store owner politely asked me to leave as I was disturbing the vibe of the store with my hysterical laughter. The cards were, and still are, witty, sarcastic, and cheeky. I bought one of every Bald Guy Greetings card she had. When I found them online, I was delighted. Now I'm a hoarder. My family tried to intervene, so I hide them under the bed. And the beds in the guestrooms. And the Christmas totes in the garage. read more

Always love Bald Guy Greeting cards. Used to always visit a shop in San Francisco's North Beach to purchase cards, but with COVID haven't been able to do that, so seeing them on Social Media/Online and being able to order is awesome! Love Ian's sense of humor and glad he called "Kimberly" off from visiting me! Ha ha! Cards arrived in no time at all and even included an extra card to my order. Thanks! read more

I love these cards. Since I was a kid it was always my dream to start my own independent greeting card company, and I imagined it being something similar to Bald Guy greeting cards... except I think Bald Guy has done it better than what I would've done. So every time I laugh at one of their cards, it does kinda take the wind outta my dream's sails. Like you know when you're made to feel like you are special? And you have something unique to offer the world? And only you can do certain things in a certain way because of your specific talents and personality traits and point of view? But then you see someone do that thing better than you? Like remember when I was maybe 10 and I got the game Crossfire for Christmas and I would dominate all of my cousins and siblings, and then my uncle had a tenant stop by (he managed some apartments) and he told the tenant to play me Crossfire while he got some paperwork together, and he said to the guy "watch out, Brandon is the best" because of how I was the best? SO I explained to the guy how to play- shoot the bbs at the two spinny things- and while I'm explaining it I'm thinking about how there were 364 days this guy could've stopped by my Uncle's house and it would've been business as usual, but THIS day I happened to be there with my new Crossfire game and a 10 year old's capacity for mercy... which is none. None capacity for mercy. After I'm positive he understands how to play, we get started and I've never seen anything like what happened next. My world is shattered. This idiot was like a trained sniper. There was nothing I could do. He humiliated me. I was TEN! He had no mercy. That day I learned that no matter how good I think I am at something, there's some random guy in Logan Utah just waiting to emasculate me in front of my Uncle Terry. That's what Bald Guy greeting cards are to me. I wouldn't be surprised if this company started in an apartment in Logan, UT. If this is the same guy who beat me at Crossfire all those years ago I want you to know... I don't think I learned a valuable lesson from that experience. I think it has definitely affected me negatively. Love your cards though!!! read more

What awesome cards! Thanks for your creativity and excellent service!

Having decided to alienate most of my friends and family (to avoid buying gifts for them), I was thrilled to discover Bald Guy greeting cards. Well, they aren't exactly "greeting" cards because they don't really say, "Hi." And they can be so insulting that you can't believe that somebody actually reached into your brain, pulled out what you were thinking, and put it down on paper. Essentially, each card is a little test of friendship, with the message, " If you don't think this card is funny, you're a humorless jerk and I really won't care when you ghost me." I used to buy Bald Guy cards in a store, but I moved to an area where there's no local shop that sells them. So now I purchase them online. I think this works out better for me, anyway, because I always pee my pants from laughing when I read them. Keep up the good work, Iain. read more

It's not just that the cards are refreshing, clever, and well-designed, it's also that the people running the company offer a customized personal touch which makes me think they never sleep. Or that they have 500 employees who do nothing but ensure customer happiness (which is impossible). They are just very good at what they do and I'm so grateful they're out there to raise my card sending game to a whole new level. read more

I've been a fan of these guys and their cards for years - a couple of times per year I order a bunch of their cards to send out for birthdays and other events...never once have I sent a card worried they'd be receiving the same card from someone else. But, your recipient better have a good sense of humor as these aren't for everyone!! Highly recommend. read more

I recently ordered birthday card #126 from their website and the card arrived crumpled and creased. I am still able to use the card but better care could have been used in shipping by using a stronger cardboard envelope that could have prevented damage in shipping. read more