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3.9 (51 reviews)

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Inner sanctum
Carolen M.

Avengers Campus is located in Disney's California Adventures (DCA). It basically is between Cars Land and Hollywood Area. R I D E S There are really only 2 rides in this area: Guardians of the Galaxy Mission Breakout (aka Hollywood Tower of Terror) and Spiderman's Web Slingers. Guardian's is probably the most impacted ride. Probably because it's one of the only thrill rides in the park and there are 6 different versions of the ride (different songs and videos played). It also has a photo opportunity at the top. Webslingers is okay but I can't seem to get my webslingers to work. I'm always the person with the lowest score. A T T R A C T I O N S So there are Meet & Greets with Marvel characters as well as a show by the Dora Milaje. Other than that they have shops as well as Pim's Kitchen. They use to have a Spiderman show which was unfortunately down and not running when we went but I think it's back. O V E R A L L I feel like this was a lost opportunity. There's a few areas for good photo ops but it's a pretty dead area outside of the rides. But for those who love Marvel, then it's your area to explore and enjoy.

Dedicated to Stan Lee.
Louisa M.

I'm really glad that Disneyland has announced that they'll be upgrading and expanding the current Avengers Campus (AC), because it's one of my favorite areas in California Adventure park. The theming is pretty cool as-is, but it should be even better if they can add a bit more Disney magic. As it stands now, AC is cold and grey, with lots of concrete and nondescript buildings and harshly-angled architecture. The best part of AC is when various Marvel characters roam around for meet and greets. You can meet Captain America (both old and new), Black Panther, Miss Marvel, Falcon, Spider-Man, Thor, Loki, Black Widow, and my favorite, Doctor Strange! Randomly, there will be shows featuring Wakanda warriors, and a pretty nifty little stunt show with Black Widow and Black Panther! If you are a Marvel fan, you'll want to hang around this area of the park for a while - you never know who you might meet! Attractions-wise, there's the Spider-Man ride and the Guardians of the Galaxy ride (the former Tower of Terror). More rides would be great, obviously. AC is also home to my very favorite restaurant in all of Disneyland: Pym's Test Kitchen! This place has great food and an inventive menu. Try the giant pretzel or the gourmet grilled cheese! AC is an area of the park that has a ton of potential, and I'm confident Disney is going to make it even better with their newly announced changes and enhancements.

WEB SLINGERS: A Spider-Man Adventure was a fun interactive 3D ride! You blast Spider-Bots!
Rachelle P.

Hubby, our daughters and I love Avengers and had a blast here! Even got to meet and chat with Black Widow, my eldest and I's favorite Avenger!! Her fighting skills are so bad a*# and she can calm my 2nd favorite Avenger the Incredible Hulk! Guardians of the Galaxy: Awesome Dance Off was very entertaining to watch while baby and I waited for sis and daddy while they went on Guardians of the Galaxy - Mission: BREAKOUT ride! You should have seen our wicked dance moves lol! WEB SLINGERS: A Spider-Man Adventure was a fun interactive 3D ride! You blast Spider-Bots using hand motions, lol I didn't get many points since baby was asleep in my arms. I would recommend visiting next time you are in Disney California Adventure! We'll be back to explore more of the area! :-)

Near the Dr. Strange area
Brian V.

4++ I'm a big fan of Marvel and was very excited for this area to open. I like how there are a lot of characters walking around and there are periodic shows. There are also fun places to eat and drink like the test kitchen or the food stands with shawarma or fun treats. Also plenty of photo ops for the family and places to purchase fun souvenirs etc. I guess my only complaint and it's not really a complaint is that the area feels a little small.

Monique W.

Avengers Campus is located inside Disney California Adventure. It's right after the Hollywood Blvd. area and before the Cars themed area. Avengers Campus is one of the newer areas that has opened in Disneyland California Adventure. It replaced the themed area from a Bug's life, opening in June 2021. There are several outside shows playing at the Avengers Campus. Right now, there is Storytime with Deadpool, The Amazing Spiderman, Martial Arts show featuring Wakanda, and the Doctor Strange show at the Ancient Sanctum. There are two rides themed in this area, the Guardians of the Galaxy: Mission Breakout and the WEB Slingers - a Spiderman Adventure. The Guardians of the Galaxy: Mission Breakout was previously the Twilight of Terror. It's a dark, thrill ride that has large drops. I've only rode the Guardians of the Galaxy: Mission Breakout, twice with my daughter. Thee Web Slingers: A Spider-Man Adventure is an interactive 3D ride. You get to help Spiderman wrangle rogue spider-bots! When you're on this ride, you get to shoot webs from your hands to save the day! There is a mini-pre show to this ride too! If you're looking for something to eat, Pym's Test Kitchen is located at the Avenger's Campus. You can enjoy oversized or miniaturized portions theme of Pym Technologies! Their pretzel is huge, but it's super soft and has just the right amount of salt! Avengers Campus is relatively small. I believe this area will be expanding though with the approved Disneyland Forward expansion project!

Top of HQ 8/19/24
Lilah J.

Avengers Campus is a land located within Disney California Adventure (DCA) Park. There is a cool Marvel vibe with the music from the movies and HQ. Got to see a mini-show with Spider-Man and later caught the last couple of minutes of Black Widow's mini-show. My nephews really liked the Guardians of the Galaxy and Spider-Man Webslingers rides. I am not a roller coaster gal myself but, if they're happy, I'm happy. There are gift shops and I was able to find a nice Avengers shirt for the hubby. We didn't eat in this section of DCA but, Pym Test Kitchen and a Shawarma stand (reference to one of the movies) are the available eats places. Also fun to have photo opps with characters walking around. We saw Black Widow and Black Panther. This land is smaller than what I thought it would be but, very good overall. 4 stars!

Avengers Campus
Travis T.

It was no surprise that after Disney built Galaxy's Edge for Star Wars fans that Marvel would be next to get their own themed land. Avengers Campus is located at Disney California Adventure. I will admit that I was a little bummed that they closed A Bug's Land to make room for this expansion. But I understand Marvel is Disney's biggest money-maker next to Star Wars. Walt Disney Company purchased Marvel Entertainment for $4 billion in 2009. As part of the expansion, they absorbed nearby Guardians of the Galaxy - Mission: Breakout! into this land. The pandemic really killed the hype for Avengers Campus because the opening was delayed several times. I only just recently visited it for the first time. I was a little underwhelmed when I first walked through it. I enjoyed the overall look of Avengers Campus, but it felt like its needed a little more. I find it interesting that even though Disney acquired Marvel in 2009, they cannot use the "Marvel" name at Avengers Campus due to a previous contact Marvel had with Universal theme parks. I like that they put a dedication plaque for the late Stan Lee at the entrance to Avengers Campus. Web Slingers: A Spider-Man Adventure is the new ride built for this land which I found to be nothing special. There are superhero encounters and I was able to get my photo with Black Widow. I did enjoy the Spider-Man stunt show. For food, there is Pym Test Kitchen and a Shawarma place (a nod to the original Avengers movie), Other than some gift shops, there isn't much else. I am happy that Disney built a land for Marvel fans. The Avengers Headquarters looks awesome and the costumes used for the character appearances are pretty cool. But I can't help feeling that it is lacking. They did recently close the Dr. Strange show after only a short time. At the 2024 D23 Disney Expo, they announced an expansion to Avengers Campus that will include two new rides - Avengers Infinity Defense and Stark Flight Lab. Avengers Campus will double in size with this expansion to house the new attractions with construction beginning in 2025. Exciting news!

Avengers
Britney M.

Avengers Campus is pretty dang amazing! I have to admit that I have missed a lot that this land has to offer. Most of the time I am focused on the rides. But when you take the time to slow down and enjoy the campus, there's actually a lot to appreciate! The shops are pretty amazing! And some of the areas with the architecture are wild. For example the area devoted to Doctor Strange. How cool is all of that!? Perfect photo opportunity!! And all the avengers characters here are great! I love it. My favorite ride the Guardians of the galaxy is here too! I love this campus!

Craig Y.

Located inside Disney California Adventure this is one of the lands in park that has two rides and lots of entertainment spots from Marvel Characters. The music and ambience is all marvel. They have food as well around the campus. Overall a cool land in DCA especially when you can get pics with the Marvel characters. Their eating spot Pym Test Kitchen has some unusual types of foods but also have a bar that serves alcohol. The two rides Guardians of the Galaxy Mission Break out. And Spider-Man's Webslingers. They also have a Dr. Strange show. They do mini shows with some of the Marvel Characters. Overall a cool and fan land.

Dr. Strange show, literally half way through this small land
Jack R.

If you're also underwhelmed and disappointed, raise your hand. This land is so small that you'd wonder if Pym Tech shrunk it. It's literally the length of a small street. Turn one corner, and you'll see Dr. Strange at a live show. Turn the other corner, and you'll see the large Avengers building with the truck outside. There's a show that plays on top of the building with bad actors. There's like one ride. The Spiderman ride, Web Slingers. This campus could have been so much more! You also have a Shawarma cart or Pym Cafe, then some gift shops, and you're done. I felt underwhelmed, and it definitely felt like an afterthought just to fill up space.

Gnome in Guardians of the Galaxy
Diele K.

Overall, the Avengers Campus is great for Marvel fans and home to one of my favorite rides - Guardians of the Galaxy. There is plenty of shopping options within the area, and some dining options though I typically dine elsewhere when in Disney California Adventure (DCA). Crowds can get a little heavy, especially if there are shows going on. Definitely a must see area of the parks if you have never been!

Doctor strange
Nathan C.

I was just glad I got a chance to meet Spider-Man at Disney California adventure park. Also, I met with the other marvel characters of Loki, black widow, Thor, black panther, Gamora, and Captain America. Later on, I might get a chance to meet dr stranger, Captain Marvel, star lord, Deadpool and Wolverine next year. Especially if, I had time to meet Star Wars characters in Star Wars night as well.

Pym test kitchen
Arlene M.

Avengers campus is where my husband and I saw part of a martial arts show featuring Wakanda. It's not a very large area of CA Adventure park. There are only two rides here: Guardians of the Galaxy Mission breakout-(reviewed separately) and WEB slingers-a Spiderman adventure. The WEB slingers seemed more like an interactive game so we decided to forgo it. The primary dining area here is Pym's test kitchen and tasting lab. Since we ate elsewhere we did not visit this place. We did manage to see a bit of a show in the Ancient Sanctum. That place is so small that they have people hanging over the side walls just to get a look. They need to make that bigger to accomodate more guests. We also saw the tail end of the Spiderman show as we were walking by. If you are a fan of Marvel Superheroes then they have several gift shops. Stop by the Collector's warehouse for a varied supply of toys, apparel, and comics. WEB suppliers is the store to stock up on everything you need to prepare for the action packed adventures here. They sell clothes, pins, housewares, and toys and plush. Mobie checkout is available here. If you like Marvel superheroes then this is the place for you to visit. If not then check out Guardians of the Galaxy Mission breakout. That attraction speaks for itself!

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