Came here after we were promised a free one day pass from the chevron marathon expo which turned out to be a lie. The front desk rep was extremely unapologetic and rude and told us we should have gotten a written statement for the free day pass?! What?! I'm extremely disappointed at the lack of customer service. I was so excited to try this gym but for $29.99 for a day pass, I'll pass. After we were disappointed and left, the front desk rep didn't even care. Even an apology would have gone a long way but hey that might cost me another $29,99! read more

Alphaland - Gyms Near Me - Missouri City, Texas

Well the rumors are all true. This place is ELITE! Big gym spaces, LOTS of amenities, the crowd is mostly experienced lifters, so it can be intimidating for newbies, but if you've got the cash and you're serious about transforming yourself, this is the place to do it. read more

Pros: you will be elevated to workout much more and your physique will improve due to almost everyone that comes here is at the top of the ranks of fitness. The price is decent as well compared to other high tier gym options. The patio area is nice, and the cafe food has a lot of high protein options and taste good too. Cons: about 80% of people who go here takes selfies and records themselves at all times! They have an almost territorial vibe and if you get in front of their screen to simply obtain weights, or get through, they will give you the bad eye. Very obnoxious attitude at this gym. The business encourages this behavior as well I mean especially by the name of "Alphaland" and being an "influencer" gym. Music is extremely loud so you cannot listen to your own music through headphones. I been going to gyms for over a decade and in conclusion, it's just not my type of vibe ... read more

Alphaland has great amenities. My Husband has been a member for a while here and I decided to join him for their car show event. This place is huge and they are still building and adding more to the facility. Love the Chiropractor on site and Sauna. I am part of a CrossFit gym and there is an area that has most of the equipment we use. Bathrooms smelled good and were clean. In each area there are cleaning wipes and towels to clean equipment or wipe the sweat off your body. The Staff at the front desk are friendly and there to answer questions. I love that on my first visit there was no app to download which is a plus for me! One suggestion is since the facility is so big, it would be nice to have a button where members can press to notify Staff if there is a problem or they are having trouble with the machine. If this gym was not so far from our house I would have signed up. read more

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I love this gym, It's clean and safe. The staff is great. Shout out to the front desk greeter Joey. I've been coming here regularly and it's been a good experience. Clean space and easy to get a workout done. read more

Finally made it out here to experience the gym. Was pretty impressed on the size and the amount of things they have within the location. Gym itself is a bit smaller than I anticipated , but they really do have a wide variety of things to exercise and experience. Outside gym is really nice and has a lot to offer, but it is very hot and muggy within the area. Parking lot was a bit smaller , but it was empty. We did show up earlier in the day around 8am and on a Thursday so i assume the crowd won't be in till later in the afternoon. Favorite machine had to be the free weight benches. Really nice Angle and back support for doing shoulders and any sort of incline exercises. I definitely had to purchase one of the shirts since they do have a store located inside the gym itself ! Got me a plain black shirt with just the Alphaland Logo, and great quality shirt. Any fellow gym colleagues should definitely pay a visit out here when they're in town. read more

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I work out here pretty regularly. Overall I really like the gym. It's close in proximity to my house and it works for me. Here are some positive aspect about this gym: 1. Many of the people working out here are very serious about working out. They're bodybuilders, powerlifters, fitness influencers, trainers - you name if - they're here. You will see a lot of shredded and very muscular men and women, this can serve as good motivation and inspiration. You can feed on this energy for sure. 2. There are multiple gyms to choose from. Gym 2 is usually the gym with all the serious lifters and influencers etc, it's the hot gym, kind of reminiscent of a box gym. Garage doors open, the open breeze flowing through. The machines here are old with simple mechanics- but that's how we like it - tried and tried and true - if it ain't broke don't fix it! You can also access the basketball court and soccer field easily from here. There is a mobility stretch room in the back right corner. Gym 1 is the posh-y gym. (This gym is cold) I would say you see the same aesthetic in this gym, but it give Lifetime Fitness vibes - like the traditional commercial luxury gym. This is where you get photo ops, has the "AlphaLand" wall that you will see in most pictures on social media. Also this gym is where all of your cardio equipment is, upstairs. There are lots of newer machines with new innovative concepts compared to gym 2. There is a huge mirrored room here that is great for posing, or practicing routines, group classes, stretching, cycles etc. Gym 3 is the smallest gym in the back. You have to trek from Gym 2. Very unsuspecting. I was told this gym was a tribute to the Original Alphalete Gym - the prototype. It's small, literally the size of a garage, minimal equipment. I call this the "hideaway gym" - literally if you don't want to workout in front of other people. Selection here is very limited. But there are POSING ROOMS here and mirrored rooms, two well lit rooms. I hope I'm not shooting myself in the foot by exposing this. That is what brings me to Gym 3. 2. There is food - AlphaEats. It's expensive. It's hit or miss. I'm a Yelp Elite and I make it my business to dine at Houston's finest restaurants. This isn't it. But it gets the job done. Have you ever been famished after working out and need a meal ASAP. Yeah, check. Also there is a huge dining area and cabana where you can sit and relax, read, get work done. Talk with your videographer, coach or personal trainer. 3. There is shopping. Lots of shopping. Like a mini shopping mall. Alphalete, UNAKA and Buff Bunny. So if you don't like those brands, sorry. If I forget shorts or a bra in my gym bag and I don't mind losing $40 I'll buy an article of clothing here. The selection is pretty impeccable. If you're a shopaholic this is an advanced warning. 4. They have a chiropractor. Alpha Chiro, Dr Laken Stamps is so sweet and thorough. She's the best get adjusted after your session, she also does cupping and dry needling too. 5. The bathrooms and lighting are the BOMB. Hello! That's all I have to say. The negative things about the gym: - There are no saunas or sweat rooms/ice rooms. Kind of strange, because for a gym this size and standard, you would think... but let me be honest. I'm a box gym type girl - I've been an athlete all my life and I don't need saunas and hot rooms or whatever you call it - but some people would like that so I was confused not to see it. - There is no pool. Can't swim laps here, sorry. - There are lots of cameras. Now, I don't mind, but I know some people do. It can get a little annoying trying to step around someone's photoshoot or video. There are a lot of videographers and photographers propping up high-level equipment that you don't want to knock over so be careful. This is mostly in Gym 2 so if you hate that stick to Gym 1 or even better Gym 3, just stay out of my posing room. - Service at AlphaEats can be really slow. There is a need for speed here, expect to wait for 20-25 mins for a basic plate or smoothie. - There is a lot of dead space/ storage in the parking lot. What is all of that? Tear that down and give us more showers, saunas, a swimming book, a track to run on. Just seems like weird wasted space. Why do you need that much storage.... [insert conspiracy theories here] lol. So that just about sums it up. Like I said, I chose this gym. I like it. Chris Guzman continues to update the gym constantly so I wouldn't be surprised if he rolls out new advancements in 2023. Check it out, day pass is $25 for 24 hours - literally a dollar an hour :)) if that makes it better. Follow my fitness journey at @youngwestafricanMom on Instagram if you're feeling spicy! read more

Alphaland - Me in front of one of the many beautifully lit mirrors. - Gyms Near Me - Missouri City, Texas

Alphaland is the best gym I've ever been to. Period. While the original Alphalete gym in Stafford was cool, the "land" in Alphaland is so much more than I expected. This place is HUGE! From the second you park, there's Alphaland signs all over like it's an adult playground of a gym. Walking in, there's immediately the store where you can buy Alphalete apparel, Ever Forward, Inaka Power, Buffbunny, and more. You then walk through the famous light tunnel that everyone takes a video of, and you're transported into the 1st of 3 gyms. Gym 1 is the indoor air conditioned gym, locker rooms, tons of equipment, dumbbells, machines, mirrors, small black turf area, and an upstairs cardio section. There's then an AlphaEats area where you can order food, tables to get work done, outdoor courtyard, then sprint area where they have 3 different inclined ramps to run up. Onto gym 2, this is your "outdoors" covered gym. No A/C, but all the big gym doors are open, plenty of fans and mirrors, and great natural lighting. Come here if you're wanting to PR on your big lifts and get a good sweat at the same time. There's so much equipment here, it really did feel like a lifters' paradise. Tons of squat racks, deadlift platforms, and bench presses. Going outside, you'll see a couple boxing stations with heavy punching bags, 2 seperate basketball courts, open concrete area, and a full grass soccer field. From here you'll see the smaller, but still very nice gym 3. Gym 3 is another covered "outdoors" gym that just feels a little more private. Come out here if you're just wanting to get in the zone away from most other people. The locker rooms are clean, towels/toiletries provided, and the showers have amazing water pressure. Don't forget they sell all different kinds of preworkout, protein, supplements, and protein bars as well. This particular visit we didn't see any big fitness influencers because of how early we went to the gym, but be on the lookout because a ton of them are regulars here. Go hit your PR's and have a great time doing it! read more

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Great equipment great place to lift highly recommend stopping in and checking out. They have everything you need from supplements to gym gear read more

Alphaland - Indoor gym - Gyms Near Me - Missouri City, Texas

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This gym is definitely for a certain type of lifter. I like the gym, great energy. The crowd is young, mostly 20's. A older lifter 40+ might not feel at home. The workers are overall nice, lots of options for gym equipment. Great parking. The price is high and doesn't have a pool. read more

Has everything you need for a great workout, it would so complete if they had a couple of pools, one lap pool and a luxury pool for sunbathing and a dip. read more

I was pleasantly surprised with how much I enjoyed coming here. For the last 4 years I've worked out in my garage, and I've accumulated a lot of equipment. So I didn't know what to expect since it's been a long while since I've been to a gym that isn't my garage, or CrossFit oriented. The workers were pretty friendly at check in. Making my way to gym 1 and 2 were great. Very big variety in equipment in both gyms. But I didn't get a chance to see gym 3. I went in on an early Saturday morning and a late afternoon Sunday and it was pretty slow, I didn't have to wait for anyone on the equipment and vise versa. There were people with cameras and tripods but that didn't bother me. If it's something that bothers you, just a heads up with that. I'm excited to see what they come up with the storage space they have in the parking garage, as one other review mentioned. It would be nice to have a sauna or even some ice baths, but who knows. The gym is smaller than I expected but don't let that take away from how epic this place is. I live in Cypress and was in Sugar Land staying with my mom while my house gets some work done. So it's hard for me to justify a membership when I live so far, and I have plenty of equipment of my own. BUT, I think I'll make a habit of dropping in once a month for a change of pace. 10/10 WOULD recommend for everyone. Don't let the scene intimidate you, most gym enthusiasts are very helpful and approachable. Truth be told, most people aren't even paying attention. Give it a shot read more

Since I'm here in Houston for the weekend, I had no choice but to visit one of the newest and hottest gyms that's taken the internet by storm. The workers are all very nice, friendly, and helpful. There's 3 separate gym rooms, plus an outdoor space for basketball, a cafe area that also serves as a workspace, their gift shop area, and the locker rooms were very spacious. This is definitely a pretty great commercial gym. I loved spending time here and met so many great people just in a couple hours. However, on the weekends, it does get really busy with people trying to workout and shoot content read more

Alphaland - Part of the gym - Gyms Near Me - Missouri City, Texas

Best gym I've ever been to! For a $30 day pass you get access to an aesthetically pleasing and huge fitness center. I played basketball and got a lift in both gyms. There is also a lounge and restaurant called alphalete. They tell you the macros if you want to know your protein and carb intake. read more

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Stop here while on a trip to Houston. My bf and I got a day pass and had sooo much fun here! We went during a not so busy day so plenty of space and open machines/bars/etc. The locker rooms are so cool! Don't need to bring a lock. So many gym areas! They have food and sell other gym necessities there too. You can rent stuff out as well. Overall a really fun day and worth the day pass. read more

Alphaland - Gyms Near Me - Missouri City, Texas

The gym is nice, front desk sometimes says hi, sometimes doesn't. Lately the maintainence on the gym hasn't been that great. Lockers were out of order for months before it was fixed. Shower dispensers for shampoo, conditioner, and body wash is constantly out or broken. I shouldn't have to bring my own considering the membership is $110. The positives to the gym is they have good equipment. They try to make events to bring people together. This gym also has a bunch of people putting their tripods all over the dumbbell walk way, which is incredibly annoying and inconsiderate. read more

Alphaland - Gyms Near Me - Missouri City, Texas

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My fiancée and I accidentally parked on the headquarters side of Alphaland and when we spoke to the front desk she was very cold and unwelcoming. We lightheartedly asked if this mistake happens to newcomers and her response was a flat "no" and an annoyed eye roll. Once we arrived to the proper entrance, we told the front desk that it was our first time and all they did was have us sign waivers. No welcome, No tour, No nothing. The facility itself has beautiful interior design which reminds me of Equinox, however that is where the similarities end. The equipment in gym 1 was decent but overall limited, and in gym 2 the equipment was very rusty and unclean. read more

Make your membership with Joe! Definitely the best person to do so. He will get you the best deal he can. Much better than my previous girl. The gym is clean, staff is professional, everyone is super fit and motivated. Honestly where Houston pretty folks are. Enjoy :) read more

Amazing! All the equipment you need is here. The front desk staff are very friendly and helpful. I was able to purchase pre work and did some shopping after. I can't wait to be back in Texas. Please open in LA! read more

Best Gym in Texas so far has any and every machine you would ever need and is surprisingly never too crowded. Great lighting and areas for pics as well. read more

One of the best gyms I have ever been to. The staff at the front desk is super nice and very helpful. I come here anytime in Houston and get a day pass. Granted I go super early so the crowds are minimal. The gym goers here are also respectful and everyone seems to be in their own zone which I love. The equipment and facilities are top notch as well. read more

Got a day pass and spent almost 4 hours at the gym. I had so much fun trying all the machines and going from Gym 1 all the way to Gym #3. I will definitely come back. I also got some stuff from the retail shop and the food at the restaurant was pricey but tasted good! read more

I love this gym! This gym is like Disneyland for gym rats, influencers, and fitness trainers. The boutique area is fabulous and the staff are pretty friendly. I love the loud music cause it gives me adrenaline to pump myself up for the gym. The energy drinks are a great marketing stand to anyone that forgets their preworkout energy drinks or protein powder. read more

I went here to check it out and the owners have done a phenomenal job. Extremely professional and top of the line equipment. A must to visit too if you are from out of town. There are normal everyday working out peeps to bodybuilding professionals. Walks of all lives with different goals. The atmosphere is motivating and inspiring. Great place to visit or make it your home to working out everyday. A workout empire! Kudos to the owners! read more

Facility is nice , the staff are not. They are just there to sign you up and will forget about you after and will not follow up even though you pay $100+ a month .. They don't speak when you come in or leave and don't have welcoming expressions on any of their faces very snobbish atmosphere.. they toot there nose up as if you aren't the one paying for the business they work for.. if you're looking for a gym that makes you feel like you belong when you walk in the door save your money this isn't it .. read more

I love it here. Everyone is so nice compared to other gyms. You would expect it to be the opposite.

This gym definitely lives up to the hype. Even with how busy it was, It never felt crowded and I didn't have to wait for equipment. I don't recommended this gym if you don't like being on camera. There are dozens of people constantly filming. If that's something that would bother you, I recommend a different gym. Overall I had a great experience! read more

So much great equipment and they keep it clean and racked. Wish it were closer to me

Keep in mind that if you do take a contract and stop going for any reason they will send you a bunch of letters with your balance, you will get calls about your balance. They'll let you know that if you don't pay them they will put it in your credit. Over priced, over crowed, the gym is more of a influencer type of gym. Everyone records from every angle. Rude staff. Restrooms are not always clean, specially in the 2nd gym. read more

Very positive, clean and upbeat gym ! A little pricey but worth it. Take your time to get a tour to learn the place.

when I come to Houston, this is where I train. atmosphere is so dope. always clean. equipment everywhere. leg day goes crazy

Horrible. This gym is the same and or worse than planet fitness. Why? Because it's overhyped and just has unnecessary amenities. Your going to be spending nearly $100 just to workout? Seems a bit silly to me. Not to mention the high ego and the unnecessary hype train. You can be saving a whole $60-$70 a month at LA or another good gym ( not planet ) that has better equipment. If you go here your just an idiot in my opinion. Sure you have all these amenities but what for? You don't need all that stuff if you're going to just to workout. It's a gym not a school. You don't need to be spending nearly $100 a month for stuff you're not even going to use on top of that the equipment isn't even that great either. But if you want to feel like you got clout and feel like you're something than this is the gym for you. read more

BEST GYM! STAFF IS AMAZING! Dropped my AirPod under a closed off staircase and everyone teamed together to get it out. After a grabber, some tape, and an hour long adventure later we got it back, yay! read more