Socks. Socks a million…read more
Some socks for babies, some socks for women, mostly socks for children, or adults with playful hearts and small feet. Absolutely no socks for grown men. Well, except for the "Dad" and "Grandpa" socks. Those are acceptable as a gift from a small person.
Socks with hearts and socks with chili peppers. Comparatively mundane socks with stripes or polka-dots. Socks made from recycled plastic bottles and recycled cotton; bamboo socks and soy socks. How progressive!
Iowa Hawkeyes socks, Iowa State Cyclones socks, Wisconsin Badgers Socks, Northwestern Wildcats Socks, Illinois Fighting Illini socks. How diplomatic. Bears socks, Bulls socks, and Blackhawks socks. Free rhymes.
An American Kennel Club outlet: Yorkie socks, schnauzer socks, jack russell terrier socks, collie socks, shih tzu socks, dachsund socks, pug socks, poodle socks, husky socks, scottie socks, boxer socks. Freaking bichon frise and pomeranian socks. And many others.
Horse socks--oh so many horse socks. And cow socks and pig socks and cat socks and bird socks. It is inspiring to see all these socks living together in harmony on the racks. It's the anti-Animal Farm.
Moose socks, wolf socks, bear socks, all in various forest motifs. Blammo!
Zebra socks, tiger socks, and monkey socks. Duck socks, frog socks, shark socks, fish socks, crab socks, lobster socks, flamingo socks, whale socks, and penguin socks.
And pirate socks. Yarr!
But no robot socks. Sorry Enzo.