So the people are nice - genuinely nice, and that's about where the praise stops.
My wife had purchased a couples massage package for us, as we like to try different places when deals come up. This was one of those "Oh...so THATS why they have a deal" places.
They greet you with tea, which is nice, but the location overall is basically impossible to find. There is a very small sign that gives you a general idea of where it probably is, but this is also in the middle of a super busy Bustleton Ave.
Now, the massages. The paperwork they have you fill out is funny, but kind of a red flag that they aren't super professional - one of the things they ask you to initial actually says "You agree to and understand that this massage session is completely non-sexual" - if you need to put that on a form...there's a problem.
So we are led into a room to get changed - and to basically put our things on the floor. The tables are comfortable enough, but most of the covering is papertowel.
The two men that provided the actual massages were clearly not trained. They meant well, were very nice guys, but had no idea what they were doing. I am not exaggerating when I say that my "masseuse" spent 15+ minutes on my rear end, and nothing else. At first I thought "Ok, maybe working out the sciatic nerve?" And then no, he's just rubbing my rear end.
I had clearly written on the form "upper back, shoulders" - worked on once. The guy who was "massaging" my wife, was dressed like he just came home from a labor job. Again, very nice person, however when you are going to get a massage - old-faded t-shirt and work pants just don't scream "professional" or "holistic" like this place claims to be.
Overall I can't recommend even giving this a try - saying to yourself "well maybe this guy just had a bad experience" - the people that work there are not trained, do not dress as if they are there to provide a service, and they have this really odd need to tell you 4 or 5 times "do not worry, you will be covered the whole time, but keep on your underwear, this is professional, you'll be covered up" - I get it, you give massages.
So thumbs up on being nice guys, and a nice space once you find it - but I'm a nice guy, and that doesn't qualify me to be something im not trained for. Skip this one. read more