They say that there are two certainties in life 1) Death and 2) Taxes. If the Certainty Committee is open for another entry, then it would be 3) A queue at Tsukemen Mitaseimanjo. Sorry Charlie, it doesn't matter what time of the day you get here, there will be a queue. To borrow a phrase from a great American lyricist, "That's just the way it is" - T. Shakur.
While we're still in expectation setting mode, you're likely at this restaurant for one thing - the namesake tsukemen ramen which is sort of a deconstruction of ramen - the noodles and toppings (slices of roast pork, half a runny egg, and bamboo shoots) are served separately from the broth. The idea being that the noodles, which are cooked to the perfect 'al dente', won't go mushy from a long soak in the broth. Plus it's just fun to eat.
Broth in this case is a loose term. The version here is the thickest dipping sauce I've ever tasted, redolent of a curry rather than traditional ramen broth. It also somehow manages to avoid the rookie mistake of being too salty. Instead it's insanely deep and savory, with hints of brine from its base of bonito and kombu. It clings to the noodles like a needy girlfriend. It's evocative of everything comforting that you can imagine - a fuzzy sweater, a hug from Grandma, a huge hit of some quality sticky ick.
The noodles can be ordered hot or cold (I'd recommend cold for contrast) and are exceptionally user friendly as the diner can pick their portion size as dictated by weight. The only downside being that one knows the exact amount of weight they might be gaining by eating here (210 grams of carbs going straight to my thighs).
If you've leftover broth after your noodles are done, there are three options: 1) Ask the waiter for 'more' (pronounced like 'mor-ay'), the Japanese term for "more noodles" (duh) 2) Ask the waiter for hot water to dilute your broth and turn it into a delicate soup or 3) Act like a slovenly heathen (like me) and slurp that shit straight #likeaboss.
Death, taxes, and a queue at Tsukemen Mitaseimankjo I can predict with certainty. And the odds of a great set of ramen here? Most likely. read more