****Warning. Warning. Warning****
This review is going to have:
1) Lots of WILD wordplay and I'm not FORKin' around.
2) Ridiculous amounts of Food Puns.
3) Slightly on the O-fence-sive material.
4) Fun, Laughter & of course informative information.
So please, Romaine calm because I'm feelin' Saucy.
And remember...
Thyme is Money, so lettuce get this party started.
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It's has been said...
"Don't play with your food"
It's also been said...
"Tell me what you eat and I will tell you who you are"
And it goes without saying...
"You are what you eat"
But before we dig into the MEAT & POTATO's of this review, I just gotta ask...
Are you the Big CHEESE?
Do you dream about bringing home the BACON, but you'd rather be a couch POTATO instead??
Have you ever been out chasing Lobster (Tail) only to end up catching Crabs instead?
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Just cause it 'tastes like Tuna, but smells like Chicke...'
Hold up..
Are we suddenly in a BEEF because you thought I was about to say something FOWL?
Alright, alright...
Before we get any further Jalapeño business...
Hear. Me. Out.
Let me share why Wild Fork Meat & Seafood Market is the...
Mecca of all things Meat.
The Total Wine and More of Beef.
Thee Spot to get your 'Deadliest Catch' without the 50 foot rogue waves.
Yes, Wild Fork is a meat lovers Promise Land.
First things First...
This place is immaculately clean and organized.
Each freezer section is sorted by the type of beef, pork, poultry, wild game, and/or seafood you are on the hunt for.
They've got everything you'd want from your Dream Butcher, the only thing is...
It's Blast Frozen for ease of Preparation, Cooking & Enjoying once it hits your palate.
Whether you want to:
Smoke Tri Tip low & slow in your Traeger...
Boil King Crab & Lobster on your Wolf Range...
Or grill a Primo, Top shelf A5 Wagyu Tomahawk on your Weber to a perfect Medium Rare...
Wild Fork's got your RUMP covered.
Butt, what if you're just more of a Breast guy? Maybe you fancy a little Thigh and Leg action??
Or maybe, just maybe you just desire the Whole ChickEN...
Well once again...
Wild Fork Ain't Cluckin' Around!
From Organic Chicken Breasts, Anti-biotic Free Thighs and Pre-seasoned Whole Chickens...
It's about to be a Hen Party in your kitchen.
And unlike when your kids ask if you like "See Food"
The Seafood at Wild Fork all looks 100% appetizing.
They've got King Crab, Snow Crab, Lobster, Shrimp, Ahi, Halibut, Salmon, Snapper, Sole, Swordfish & Scallops just to name a few.
So fire up your seafood boil pot to temp. and let's get together and show our version of 'See Food'!
Feelin' Exotic??
Here are just a few interesting things to check off your foodie bucket list and add to your shopping cart while perusing the aisles of Wild Fork:
-Bone-In Goat cubes
-Frenched Rib Rack Venison
-Whole Fryer Rabbit
-Alligator Tenderloins
-Ostrich Fillets
And finally, Don't forget about the 3 S's!!!
Sides, Spices & Sweets
Wild Fork has prepackaged Veggies, side dishes, & tailored spices for your meats.
And most importantly...
DESSERTS!!!!!
Staff at Wild Fork are friendly, ready to answer questions and guide you if needed.
So...
Stop Beefin' with your significant other on who is the BIG spoon and who is the the little Spoon and come be a WILD FORK couple Together! read more