I keep trying to return the copy of 'The Chronicles of Narnia' I found under the couch, but the guy up front keeps trying to sell me a gym membership. Nobody wants to work out in a movie store, you musclehead! I just want to bring it back and see how bad the late fees are, and argue with the assistant manager about the late fees, and then maybe look in the... um... in the back room. And maybe get some Goobers while I'm there. Three stars because that girl in the yoga pants laughed at my "East Bound and Down" shirt. She gets it. read more