I recently returned from the Highlights of Britain Tour a week ago…read more
The trip was not what I expected in the slightest, and not in a good way.
First of all: The guide was possessed of very limited knowledge, all of which she imparted whenever she felt like it, at random times, and in no particular order or with any particular organization. My favorite part was when she was telling me (an American) that the architect behind St. Paul's Cathedral (dead in 1723) also designed Washington D.C. (commissioned as a city in 1790), and again when she pointed at a passing corn field with the hilarious anecdote "The wheat fields we are passing have inspired songs." I very quickly lost confidence in anything she told us, because she was clearly willing to make up what she didn't know. What she did tell us that was remotely accurate was clearly read off the internet, as she was telling us. Which I could have done by using my phone. Why did I need to pay for her to do that?
Furthermore, she was incredibly patronizing to us, and oftentimes insulting, as when she would talk loudly to the driver within easy earshot of a minimum of 4 of us. The best part of that is the subject matter they would often talk about: past tour groups. They were frankly nasty about some of them, so how is that to make us feel about how she'll speak about us in a few weeks?
But the absolute best part was when it was the second to last day and she wanted to hand out the tip envelopes (of which we only got one, so that we had no choice about whether we gave more to the driver and more to her). She first stood up and quite nastily and loudly berated us about the necessity of tipping her, though I clearly remember the tour materials saying that it was not mandatory. Now, as I said earlier I am American, and tipping is in our culture. I also understand that this is not the case in many cultures, and there were many nationalities present on the tour. However, her tone and the demanding nature of her lecture was simply unacceptable. If the driver wasn't excellent (which he was, no denying it), I wouldn't have given anything at all.
Second: Added on top of the issues with the guide, the person making the itinerary and calculating the travel times must be an idiot. Contrary to what the schedule promised, we had a maximum of 2 hours EACH in each location, and often spent twice as much time total on the road as we did in the tour locations combined each day. Frankly, the whole advertisement was incredibly misleading.
For example, the itinerary claims that we would have from 3:00 PM to 6:30 PM in York, for a total of 3.5 hours. We had MAYBE 2, most likely only 1.5. And this is pretty indicative of the entire 5 days. We were promised by the itinerary that we would have from 11:30 AM to 4:30 PM in Edinburgh, for a total of 5 hours. We fought with the tour guide and the driver to give us until 3:00 PM, and we didn't even get there until after 11:30.
And we were promised 6 walking tours, and one city sightseeing tour. We might have gotten what the guide considered to be a walking tour...twice (Stratford on Avon and Bath, where she speed walked pointing down different streets) and I have no clue what part of our time in Edinburgh was supposed to be a city sightseeing tour, maybe it was in the 1.5 lost hours we had?
Third: The simply poor planning of the trip can be shown simply by looking at one item on the itinerary: The fact that the trip from Chester to Cardiff was scheduled to last from 1:45 PM to 2:00 PM...a mere 15 minutes. Meanwhile, now that I know better, a very basic Google maps search tells me that the trip from Chester to Cardiff takes a minimum of 3 hours and 15 minutes. I guess the lost 3 hours might explain the lack of a walking tour in Cardiff *shrug*.
In summation, the people on the tour with me were superb and fun people, the locations themselves that were chosen were excellent, the driver was excellent, and the hotels chosen were top notch, but it was simply too much crammed into too little time with obviously very poor or absolutely no planning at all. Maybe I should have spotted these scheduling problems before buying, but I think that as someone who has never been to the country before, I think that I can be excused for relying on the representations of the company who purports to be an expert in the field and is promising to give me a good experience. I also can understand that some of the discrepancies are due to traffic and road conditions, but this can by no means account for all of the lost time we were promised.
All in all, I will absolutely not be recommending this company or this tour to anyone, TourRadar should certainly not recommend the tour to anyone, and the reviews that showed online were misleading and not indicative of my experience. If I thought that it would get me anywhere, I would seek a partial refund of my payment. I feel cheated and exploited.