The man you may see behind the cash register when you walk in is not a man my friends he is a vape cloud so dense that it formed into the shape of a man. ason is the undisputed vape God. There isn't a mod he hasn't conquered, broad he hasn't dated, juice he hasn't sated, poor product he hasn't berated, tank he hasn't contemplated. When it comes to the extremely niche group of shape-shifting vape mods, Jason is their unrealistic beauty standard. He cannot be outclassed, he knows everything about the past failures of vape manufacturers and has accurately predicted the future failures of every vape company. Don't believe me? Invent teleportation and get back to me on that one
Have you ever been to the Golden gate bridge and seen the fog that rolls through? That's not the weather, that's Jason training for his next vape competition. his lungs can deadlift 900 lb, and his body is made of 90% vape juice. It is a medical mystery that we may never understand. And maybe that's for the better because with that much power comes a great deal of responsibility.
Maybe one day, which will subsequently be the worst day of my life,he will humbly step down from his position as vape pope to pursue a doctorate in the field of thicc clouds.
Did you know: and this is 100 percent true, chat GPT actually consults Jason live whenever somebody prompts a question about vaping. Vapes themselves consult Jason when de You must understand that a man with this It's true and don't look it up because it's true and there's no need to look it up because I just told you it's true and would somebody lie on the internet? I don't think so.
Welcome to the church of Jason, commonly known as vape City. We meet every Wednesdays and all tithes go directly into funding Jason's personal juice collection which is more like a laboratory in the pursuit of the perfect cloud of sticky icky vapy juicy (That's what the kids are calling at these days right?)
Some might call what Jason has a curse, as vape juices around the world rely on his opinion and are guided by his otherworldly taste receptors, which have been measured at 650 times the accuracy of a mere mortal pod smoker. The day Jason steers you wrong in the realm of vaping is the day you lost your mind. He holds a very prestigious Guinness world record for having never suggested a bad juice.
I have no doubt that one day Jasons lab underneath the vape City store will concoct a vape juice so pure tasty and medically healing that it may just cure cancer. Considering Jason is both the CEO and every member of the board, I have full confidence that it will pass the board of cloud bros with great enthusiasm.
But until that day comes, Jason will be humbly guiding vape enthusiasts and pod bois alike in making the correct decision every time.
All hail Jason!
review is actually about Jason Roach who works at the 290 and Fairbanks store which is unfortunately not listed on Google maps for Yelp yet. To upper management: if a obviously intelligent store clerk or manager offers to add your shop to Google maps, why don't you just accept that offer because it's really not that hard for them to do and you kind of need it if you want people to come to your store. Now, I had a fantastic experience at the store, but from the look of things it seems like management undervalues their employees and doesn't give them the freedom they clearly deserve and could capitalize on. But hey, what do I know, except for an understanding of logic and business management but That's for the birds right vape City Management team?
I'd call out of the marketing team for this blunder but there isn't a single marketing team in the world that would have made this mistake so yeah you guys really need to figure it out on that front. But I had a great experience at the store I just figured I'd let you know that If I hadn't found it I wouldn't have had that experience. Weird how that works isn't it. Oh and one more thought If you aren't going to give your employees opportunities to receive tips, provided it's in a non-intrusive way, why don't you just let them do that My God The more money they make the happier they'll be and the happier your customers will be. Please stop running this chain like a soulless corporate entity, one that requires board meetings to determine where the vape juice is placed I mean that's the vibe I'm getting here You guys really need to get it together You have some great employees and they should be rewarded for being great. read more