I really don't like to leave an even review. It tells no one really if your experience was a positive or negative one. It's really a MEH review. A "take it or leave it" review... kind of like my experience at the Valle Drive In.
Before I begin my review, I'm just going to say this. Ever since I was a kid going to see a movie was not anything we did on a weekly basis. Maybe three times a year (that's right kids) we would venture to see a movie. My dad saw these outings as one complete waste-o-money. Because my dad saw these adventures as just that, it made attending a movie a special, rare treat.
So in that, let me begin my review...
The positives:
1. ONE Drive In theater exists (as of today and of my limited knowledge) in Iowa. Yep, just one.
So if you are young within the state of Iowa, get here quick because once this puppy closes so will the history of Drive-Ins within this state.
2. Concessions stand. They have one. AND the food is actually top notch and they even MAKE individual pizzas (which I will be listing below in the El Negativio Section).
3. Bathrooms. They have a makeshift one attached to the concessions stand that was reminiscent of something built in the sands of time in a forgotten part of a dark seedy part of Mexico. It's aura reminded me of something you would hope to never experience but see in Guadalajara or Shawshank Redemption.
4. Popularity. It's very popular so you won't be the only one there watching a flick in the middle of what used to be a corn field now covered with gravel.
5. Timing. Thanks to the gods of all things good I showed up an HOUR AND A HALF early. Timing and planning... coming early for me allowed me to chill and reminisce about past drive in / movie outings. It was neat to see kids out playing football on the "grassy knoll" in front of the front entrance to the drive-in. THIS is what life is really about. Chilling. Hearing the sounds of the summer come into play and smiling serenely as the soundtrack of kids laughing and friends, community coming together under the blanket of a beautiful fading summer sun. Waiting for the movie, was my favorite moment. When time stands still and who we are, becomes the real entertainment.
6. Pizzas. They make them from scratch. And they look pretty darn great too - even if some 16 year old made it... they look amazing. The taste? I think for being out in the middle of Newton in a revised cornfield - ours tasted great.
The negatives:
1 Timing. Thanks to the gods of all things good I showed up an HOUR AND A HALF early. Timing and planning... get here early or you will be the one everyone gives a stink eye to as you try to find anything resembling a resting place for you and your family to watch a flick with a half way decent view. When you show up may also determine how soon you and your family eat. After being there for 12 minutes we got a pizza and there was only a half hour waiting line for pizzas to be made. Not bad really. But we were the 9th car in to this place. Within the hour there was an hour and a half wait.
2. Ambience, nuance and nostalgia. The three adjectives on the left... don't exist here. On any level. If they did, it was for mere minutes. This Drive-In has nothing really that made me understand why any real great memories of the past stay floating around. This place reflects owners who seem to have found a way to capitalize on a fading nostalgic night out for a family and does nothing to make the movie outing environment anything special. I came in early to photograph this place and it actually reminded me of a place that a) was or should be condemned or b) had been forgotten by society as a whole or c) should be used in a Twilight Zone series.
3. Concessions Stand. I have never been to the Ho Chi Minh trails but this concessions stand could probably fit inside them. Please tip the young high school kids because this shack of a concessions stand barely has room to stand, yet alone for extra air to exist in. Hope these kids get paid well. I wonder what parent would let their child work in such cramped spaces with no window for air. Seriously, this shack needs to be built to code (for today's era - not from 1934's).
4. Sound. Shotty, pathetic, and only in the first five rows... (again get here early, unless you are into reading mouths of many actors on the film screen.)
5. Visual. From the moment film started til it ended, I couldn't make out who the actors were in either film we saw yet alone who was speaking when I heard sound... because I couldn't see the image that well.
6. Parking spaces. The space for TWO vehicles to fit into one area was tight. Ultra tight. So tight you may want to bring the k-rapier of the two cars you own here because car dings will happen. Although we had a wonderful family beside us, there was no way in Helsinki their kids were NOT going to hit my car... all night long. There is no feasible way for you to park in a manner that is going to stop your car from being d read more