This is my 400th Yelp Review! Two Robbers is one of my favorite local spots to dine outdoors. They don't have a long menu (which I like) but what they do have available is always really good. Their Adult Happy Meal is our go-to and a STEAL for $35pp for two burgers, one app to share and a bucket of the seltzers. The staff is friendly, the space is aesthetically, pleasing, indoor and out, and the food/drinks are great. read more

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The best smashburger I've had! I mean, I don't really have a reference because the only other official smashburger I've had is, well...at Smashburger. But this one was better (less greasy). And they came with a nice side of fries! Apparently the smashburger entrees are $10 (as opposed to $16) during their Smashburger Happy Hour on weekdays from 4PM-6PM. They should probably advertise this better, as they would probably get more people rolling through. Service was friendly and attentive. But I'm not sure how I feel about the decor. The interior paint color is bit off-putting, and it's giving a little bit of dark frat basement. Considering it is comparable in price to Shake Shack, this will probably be my first choice for local East Kenzo/Fishtown burgers. I'll be back! read more

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Sat down and waited longer than we should have. The server took two other tables who sat after us before he even asked what drinks we wanted. Lame. read more

Two Robbers was the highly anticipated third date, with the artist that sparked my own creativity. This was big- it's the date that confirms there's connection and takes things out of the bar scene... to the bedroom, or at least a second location. And while the smash style burger was good- it left a lot of imagination and a yearning for more substance. Metaphor? Perhaps. The delivery was creative- arriving on a metal cafeteria style tray, cut in half as requested, with the most delicious fries and a spicy dipping sauce. Kinda like the delivery of the dreaded "I'm just not ready" convo, over a bucket of seltzer cans. Not ready? For this? (Draws hands up and down body as I'm spicy myself no sauce needed). The cheese to meat to bun ratio was ok, I'd prefer a nicer bun but given the locale and prices it would have been too much. Even the most thinly sliced raw onions were a nice touch. I should have enjoyed them more and not picked some off since there wasn't a full blown make-out session on the agenda. And while the convo should have been uncomfortable- like the ridiculous metal low back barstools we sat on, it wasn't. It was genuine, it was honest, there were laughs, there's no animosity. Is this what healthy dating and maturity is?!? Sometimes timing just doesn't work. Sometimes a man turning 41 wants to wait and see what else is out there. Sometimes I can be a lot. Sometimes a third date 1/2 burger is where things end. Speaking of ending: walking to my car with the most sweet and extra-carbonated fountain Coke to go, with a bendy purple straw made sense. The perfect ending to a nice rejection, because how much more childish could one night/man/date be? Would I date it? No. Would I go back for the fries? Every time. read more

Two Robbers Fishtown - Burgers Near Me - Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Stopped by Two Robbers in Fishtown as one of the bar stops for our daughter's 21st birthday celebration. Out of all the places we visited, this was probably our least favorite. The service was great--friendly and attentive--but the food and drinks didn't quite hit the mark for us. I tried the cherry limeade, which tasted like a sour patch kid in liquid form--super sour up front with a bit of sweetness and bitterness at the end. It wasn't really my thing, and it took a while to finish. A friend ordered the cheese curds, which we initially loved--so much so that we got a second round. Unfortunately, the second batch came out a little too well done, so consistency was an issue. The space itself has a chill, industrial vibe--definitely more of a laid-back hangout spot. Not terrible, but not one we'd rush back to. read more

Popped in for a drink while in the area and would come back. The vibe is great. Bright colors, clean space, super friendly staff. The drinks are interesting with tons of options. I enjoyed the cherry limeade drink I got and it was aesthetically pleasing. Their bathroom (while hard to find) is strangely nice, which I always appreciate. We didn't get food but I would definitely consider coming back to do so. Great option while in Fishtown. read more

Two Robbers in fishtown offers a relaxing vibe offering great cocktails and smash burgers. The menu is fairly offering burgers and fries but everything was delicious. Offering delicious fresh beef and toppings. They also have their own vodka setzlers you can purchase at their restaurant. Service was great and didn't have to wait too long for a table on a Saturday night. A great spot to get burgers and have a drink in fishtown. It also features a great big patio to enjoy on a day with great weather. read more

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Two Robbers has a really nice ambiance. The space is aesthetically pleasing and the vibe is laid-back. The menu is simple, with tasty staples that are perfect for a casual meal. We both got the Two Robbers smash burger served with fries. The fries were delicious and the burgers were satisfying and cheesy. I love burgers so I'm a little biased, but this was a really good one. I also ordered a vodka soda that was fresh and crisp, super refreshing. I definitely want to come back during happy hour because the deal is dope. Our servers were nice and the service was quick and attentive. read more

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Service was not the greatest. We were seated promptly but after 15 minutes of being sat we had to wave someone down to get a server. Still took an additional 10 before anyone came over. We both order a smash burger with fries. Excellent burger and fries!!! Also ordered their world famous martini and the old fashion. Very unimpressed. Stick to the vodka sodas and beer when coming here. Overall the ambiance and outdoor seating is what made the restaurant appealing but the food and drinks were just okay. read more

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Best dirty martini?? Oh yeah. Of course once I saw that @tworobbersfishtown was featured in Philly mag for their "world's best martini", I had to come here asap. Olive brine. WOW. Their smash burger and hot dog were delicious too. Go figure, dirty martini paired with a hot dog. More reason to love Fishtown. And we esp loved our bartender Alexander. He was super sweet, personable and helpful. It's a great space too. We'll be back! read more

Awesome deal during happy hour! 4-6PM. $10 for a burger and ton of fries. $4 for the canned seltzers- pineapple one was really good. We added an extra $6 to make my order loaded fries. The smash burgers were delicious, crispy edges! read more

Two Robbers Fishtown - Burgers Near Me - Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Really cool place, the overall experience was great. Do I think the food is overpriced for what it actually is ? Yes. The drinks were great & it's a good spot for a Friday night meal! read more

Two Robbers Fishtown - Burgers Near Me - Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

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Hot dogs were good Cesar salad was not don't get it. The dressing had no flavor so it was like eating only lettuce

I mostly came here bc they were collabing with a coffee shop I enjoy, however, I feel like it just didn't hit the spot. Nothing was bad, but nothing really wowed me. Che Thai drink - need to have crushed ice. I was unable to get any of the fruit. The liquor they used also was pretty strong tasting so it threw it off a bit for me Scallop crudo - tasted fresh but a tad bland. Salmon kho - this was my favorite of all the dishes we tried. Flavorful. I would probably come back to try their standard menu esp since they got such great reviews. read more

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I really like a lot about this place: vibes are spectacular, absolutely love the seltzers, friendly staff and I enjoy the food too. The prices however have gotten out of control. The happy hour deals are good but their regular prices and even their "happy meal" have increased too much. I would come more often if it weren't for that. Would also love more vegetarian options! read more

Love everything here. The food, drinks, vibes, a good happy hour. Servers have always been really nice as well. Every time i am in Fishtown i am tempted to stop by! read more

Two Robbers Fishtown - Smash burgers and drinks on the patio - Burgers Near Me - Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Got sat right away with 2 at 6:30 on a Friday. Service was fast, drinks were delicious, and food was hot and tasty all for a good price. Plenty of outdoor seating. They don't take reservations but if you get here early in the night or right at the start of happy hour at 4 you should be alright. read more

Two Robbers Fishtown - Smashburger and fish sandwich - Burgers Near Me - Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Absolutely love the owners, the staff, the vibes, and the smash burger. This place was my freaking spot when I lived in Fishtown and the design is great! read more

Two Robbers Fishtown - Smash burger and fried and seltzer - Burgers Near Me - Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

This is for their new south Philly location on 11th and Bainbridge. The food menu is way too small and there's no vegetarian or vegan options at all. The fish & chips was woefully under seasoned and the Caesar salad had 3 pounds of cheese on top. The cocktails we got were also not super great. To top it off, $85 for 2 meals and 2 drinks was wild. I want to give it another chance, but I'd need more of a menu first! read more

It's the absolute best smash burger I have had here in Fishtown! If you come during happy hour, it's $10. The fries are also incredibly good--the ones that are fried twice, crispy outside and heavenly inside--drool! And then there's Chandler, one of the best bartenders we've ever had. She is friendly and knowledgeable and never forgets a name or a drink you like. The outside space is vast and great for groups. I almost didn't come here the first time as I'm not a fan of hard seltzer or seltzer in general, but don't let that stop you. They have a great bar bites menu, higher-end cocktails, beer, etc. It's such a chill environment that you'll come back, as we have, again and again! Family-friendly, too! read more

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Cocktails were great! The menu was limited but that didn't slack on the flavor. The spicy fish sandwich was so spicy but so good! I can't wait to go back read more

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Fascinating menu, story and overall vibe! Felt modern and nostalgic all at the same time. Went for a 2:00 lunch on a Sunday with two friends. No tables were available -- hostess mentioned a 30+ minute wait on a waitlist. Instead we found some seating at the bar top facing the windows (that was open seating (? I think)). Felt full but not overstuffed -- ordered the smashburger, fries and seltzer combo for $22. Smash burger tastes like a fresh, gourmet and upgraded McDonald's single or double cheeseburger (mean this in the most complimentary way!). Fries were honestly some of the BEST I've had.. crispy but soft on the inside. I tried the black cherry lemon seltzer -- (imo -- their seltzers aren't super carbonated -- and definitely not sweet -- but they are refreshing, local and well made!). Thought that I would get it on draft because there was a draft icon next to it, but instead came in a can. Pretty limited menu -- interesting mix of burger joint and chef's creations. Would love to try the poutine next time and maybe the Lucy burger! Cool place for a first date, quick lunch, day drinking, hangover cure or chill late night hang out. read more

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Came here on a Saturday night for dinner and a drink before a concert. Food was so good, one of the best smash burgers I've ever had! Fries were crispy and golden, cooked to perfection. Also enjoyed the cocktails, I tried the Ricky Balboa and it was super refreshing. It was super dark and loud in there when we went which makes sense for a Saturday night but if you are looking to have full conversations it's prob not the best spot for that! read more

Two Robbers Fishtown - Burgers Near Me - Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

I went on a Saturday early afternoon and it was pretty lively but plenty of seats at the cool round bar. The service was quick and I got one of their canned seltzers which was nice and refreshing. I was short on time so didn't try any food, but the menu looked good and I'd definitely want to come back to try the cocktails which sounded delicious. read more

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This really fell short of my expectations. My group and I came here specifically for a collab they were doing with CaPhe Roasters. The dishes and drinks were just not a hit with my entire party. You can tell that the drinks were made with house liquor and that the food choices didn't blend well together. The banh mi was way too creamy and just made the bread fall apart. As for their seltzers, not really my thing. It was a bit too bitter. read more

Two Robbers Fishtown - Burgers Near Me - Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

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Looooove their happy hour! Smash burger is always a hit and the drinks are getting better and better. I much prefer the vodka seltzers that they'd been doing! Patio is decent but has sooooo much potential to be even better. read more

Okay listen- the space is super cool and seemingly holds a ton of people. The patio is huge and the staff is great. The drink menu is limited to mostly their seltzers and seltzer-based cocktails, but all of them are delicious, especially on a summer afternoon. But... the food menu is INSANE, and not in a good way. Tacos with cheese, fruit, and granola. Eggplant with puréed tinned fish on top. Beef tartare with rice crispies. Foie gras on an otherwise sweet toast dish. I ordered the grilled avocado and literally got a charred avocado cut in half with a little wasabi underneath and soy sauce in the hole. Luckily it was cheap but... what!?! Tone back the menu and this place will easily be five stars, but right now it's too pretentious to recommend for anything except a few summer cocktails. read more

Two Robbers Fishtown - Grilled avocado........ - Burgers Near Me - Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

I went for happy hour and it was worth it! We had burgers with fries that were so tasty and their vodka drinks were great. read more

Two Robbers Fishtown - Impossible burger - Burgers Near Me - Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Not a large variety of drinks but it is a seltzer themed bar. The food was surprisingly good, very nice apps to munch on. Love the Indian twist in food. read more

Two Robbers Fishtown - Ketchup Papadam - Burgers Near Me - Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Beautiful, spacious , and colorful inside. They also sell merch and cases of their seltzer. Basically just burgers and fries on their menu, and a $22 combo where you can get a smash burger, a basket of fries, and a seltzer. The service was a bit spotty and it took awhile to order. read more

Two Robbers Fishtown - Combo - Burgers Near Me - Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

limited menu items, more of a bar than a restaurant, industrial vibes with techno music, staff is mostly friendly - room temperature tap water with no ice wasn't a great place to start off our meal :( i guess it was able to deliver regarding the smash burger and bar drinks, just disappointed with the limited menu and non alcoholic drink options, and the less than ideal staff accommodation and patience read more

Yummy yummy burger and seltzer cocktails! I always love me a smash burger - thin, crispy edge, and easy to eat! Soft bun and just a simple (but not plain) burger. Paired really well with the watermelon cocktail made with their watermelon seltzer. We enjoyed their drink so much, we bought a pack to take home. Now we are a seltzer convert. Will be coming back! read more

Two Robbers Fishtown - Smash burger - Burgers Near Me - Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

I went to check out Two Robbers with my sister for a late brunch/lunch on the weekend and we had a super nice time. The food was really great, we tried their breakfast sandwich and fried fish sandwich, as well as their chandhi beef tartare, inspired by panipuri. The beef tartare dish was really unique and really delicious. The server told us to poke a hole through the crunchy golgappa and then put the tartare inside with the rice krispies and sauce they provided and eat it all together like that. The inside of Two Robbers is really memorable, very spacious with bar and table seating, and just really cute. We also split a seltzer (the orange mango flavor) and really enjoyed it. The seltzers they serve are really good, light and crisp with plenty of the fruit flavor coming through without that intense sugar taste that some seltzers have. They also have a few wine and seltzer cocktail options and alcohol free options, so there's something for everyone. Would highly recommend stopping by, it makes for a cute date spot as well as just a great place to take a group of friends! You can also easily purchase a pack of seltzers to take home there if you like something you try. read more

Two Robbers Fishtown - Burgers Near Me - Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

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Came here a little while ago with friends for some drinks and snacks. Our waitress was nice and was attentive without us feeling rushed. Their seltzers are pretty good, but I strongly preferred their frozen drinks. The eggplant dish was really not it, insanely fishy and weird flavor combo with the mint on top. I think this is more of a place where sticking to the less adventurous options is probably better. The poutine was a little salty, but still hit the spot for me. I'd probably come back for casual drinks w friends and try their burgers. Stay far far away from the eggplant read more

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Happy to see the juicy Lucy be a part of the happy hour. Hands down one of the best deals in town. Burger and fries 10 bucks.

Very laid back and stylish. Grabbed some drinks with friends and had a great time catching up. The servers were quick and gave some insight to this interesting drink menu. I would come back with friends, definitely! read more

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TLDR: good food, over priced, VERY limited selection. Food: overall, the food was good they just didn't offer much variety, and I felt it was all over priced for the portion size and ingredients. they had two burger options (although one was unavailable) and four other dishes available + fries. The burger and fries were good, but it wasn't wild or special. The eggplant was a really unique dish and tasted good, but I wouldn't get it again. I just felt a bit let down. Alcohol: I get that it is a seltzer company, but that was really the only thing available. Every single cocktail has a seltzer in it. They offered two beers and two wines, but I didn't try them. If you don't like seltzer, I would absolutely not recommend. Service: the food came out quick, but the wait staff seemed over burdened when I was there. Ambiance: the design and style was really cool, as is their entire brand. But i just didn't really enjoy this spot for dinner. It was DARK. Like had to use a flashlight on the menu dark (I'm 28...). They also have mostly community tables, which I don't mind but beware if you're looking for a private spot. My issue was how loud the place was. I could barely hear and when I left my ears were ringing. Overall, I don't think I'll be back. It was overpriced and the value just didn't meet the expectation. I'd only recommend to an avid seltzer drinker looking for a spot to drink. read more

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Haven't tried the smash burger but it looks great. Fries were good and they have some pretty unique drinks to try. The vibe there is really what brings you in and really elevates the experience. The bartenders act as great guides for the drinks on the menu you're on the fence about too. read more

I'm not a huge seltzer girl, but really enjoyed my experience at Two Robbers. The burger and fries were amazing and I will be getting that every time I'm there. The fries were definitely double fried because they were SO crispy. They also make cocktails with their seltzers and they give you fun straws and umbrellas and it was so cute. The bartender was really nice and helpful. The interior design was really unique and cool as well. read more

Two Robbers Fishtown - Cocktail - Burgers Near Me - Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

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The most positive thing I can say is that the smash burger was not bad. Otherwise? They managed to ruin pretty much everything we ordered. Salmon crudo was terrible. Not fresh 'crudo' that aplifies salmon flavor but a patty-shaped mess of waaaaaay too much dill topped with potato chips. Also served at room temperature which was odd. The foie gras toast had so much jam on it that you couldn't actually taste the foie gras. To top it off, the place has no soft surfaces so it is crazy loud. The food is bad and it's expensive. Avoid. read more