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    Turtle Jack's - Guelph

    2.2 (30 reviews)

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    TURTLE JACK'S - GUELPH ATMOSPHERE

    What's the vibe?
    Moderate noise
    Outdoor seating
    Good for groups
    Good for kids

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    The food is good enough, but the service isn't because servers are given too many tables and seating duties. Step up, management

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    10 years ago

    Usually a great place in terms of food and service. Tonite the service was slow but I would still go back

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