Worst experience with TSA and United ever. Long story short, I missed my flight because United and the TSA systems were not working as good as they should be.
The TSA and United seriously screwed up and made me miss my flight. The first issue of the day was that I was randomly selected for extra security which was very confusing since I had recently gotten Global Entry status. But whatever, I think that may have been that I didn't update my Global Entry number on my reservation since I got my Global Entry card after I booked my trip. Also, I started my day by flying out of Lisbon, so maybe it was entirely an issue w/ Portugal customs... who knows.
Ok, so I get to EWR and I go through customs and all the Global Entry lines no problem, all of those systems worked perfectly well. But then I had to recheck my bag and go back through security. I tried like 3 times to enter my Global Entry number onto my reservation and it was showing up on United's computer, but it didn't end up confirming my identity or whatever, so I couldn't even go into the TSA Pre line. No big deal, I thought, so I sucked it up and went through the regular security line and thought I had gotten through and was ready to board.
I had a 3 hour layover, so I had plenty of time to kill before my flight started boarding. But then, I go up to enter the flight and I am denied boarding after using my United App's boarding pass on my phone. The people at the gate call TSA and their supervisors and inform me that I have to wait for TSA to do an extra screening on me. Fine, whatevs, I had had an extra screening earlier in the day at Lisbon right at the gate, so I thought it wasn't a big deal. I am told to wait while everyone else boards. Finally, with about 25 minutes until my flight is supposed to depart, a TSA agent strolls on up and says that I need to come with him back to the checkpoint to get rescreened. I tell him that my flight leaves really soon, but he has ZERO sense of urgency and walks as slow as my 90 year old grandma (ok not really but given the situation, it was excruciatingly slow) all the way back to the screening area. If I had ran back to the screening area myself instead of waiting for the slowpoke TSA, I might've been able to make the flight.
So, when I get back to the checkpoint, time is ticking with 18 minutes to go. The TSA was doing extra screening on other people and by the time I start my screening I get a notification that my flight has taken off. In my extra screening, they do a full pat down and search all of my bags and also decide to through away my toothpaste which had made it through every single other security checkpoint on my trip including an earlier one at EWR that day.
I complain to the TSA supervisor, but she plays the blame game and points to my boarding pass (one of like 4 that I had printed trying to do the right thing by entering my Global Entry number) and says it doesn't have a special marking on it, so that's why I had to do the extra screening after yet another boarding pass was printed at the gate which is apparently an issue with United's ticket printer and not the TSA. Either way, the systems they're using are not working for my circumstance and caused me to miss my flight.
I paid money for the Global Entry enrollment yet was not only not given TSA Pre status, but received the highest security screening possible. This stuff should just work, but it definitely didn't that day. read more