My meal here put me in a terrible mood.
We rocked up around 8:15pm and asked the waitress if it was too late to sit down, she said no and took us to a table. All good.
We looked through the beverage list hoping to find their list of non-wine alcoholic beverages...there wasn't one. That's a bit odd in my book, so we had to ask the poor waitress to list down all the beers and ciders she had to we could make a choice. Weird.
We ordered a bread to share - the chilli basil flatbread for $10.50. In my mind, I was expecting a pizza style bread with a few slices in it. Instead we received a panini bun cut into quarters. Whatever was on this piece of panini bread wasn't even chilli or basil! It was brushed with a huge amount of butter and what looked like old parsley and it kind of tasted like garlic. There was three of us...so maybe the waitress could have said, get something else? Or, they shouldn't charge $10.50 for bread and butter with a food cost of less than $2, I bet. That's almost 900% return for an AWFUL product. Not cool.
Then the waitress informed us that our mains would be a while because they just took a big table order. No worries.
Mains arrived. I ordered pork belly, my partner ordered kangaroo and my friend ordered the lamb shanks. Each came with a little boat containing a few potato wedges and some cold onion jam. Meh.
You know that point in the dinner when everyone at the table may say, "mmmm, this is nice" or, "wow, you should be so jealous that I ordered this dish". What we were actually saying was, "wow, this is awful".
I love pork belly with crispy skin, it's kind of that thing I always order when I go out to eat. When I put this pork belly in my mouth, it was so unbelievably oily and flavourless, and the crackling was extremely disappointing. I've had amazing pork belly before with amazing crackling and my mouth didn't fill with oil when I chewed. No one else had anything nice to say about their food so they didn't say much at all (I guess they are nicer than me and listen to their mothers who said, "if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all"). REALLY BAD.
In all honesty, the only redeeming feature of our whole meal was a side dish. Their roasted pumpkin, cardamon, honey was delicious and I even found myself pouring the leftover juice from the bowl over my food so I could actually eat it. Sad.
We looked at the dessert, but were put off by the mains and didn't want to spend much more money there. We decided just to get coffee and though, there's one thing they can't stuff up, surely. The milk was so overdone that it was boiling hot and the smell was rather off-putting. The hot chocolate I ordered had hardly any cocoa in it so the overdone milk smell was even worse.
Why didn't I complain during? To start with, I was really hungry, and secondly, I couldn't be bothered. I didn't want to make a big deal of it in front of my friend when we were otherwise having a nice time.
It's one of the worst meals I've had in recent times. Is this the reason people aren't going out to restaurants as much these days? They have one bad experience at a restaurant they've been told is a great and they think, "well, if that's the quality of food at a great restaurant I'd rather spend my money somewhere else". read more