I am usually pretty positive about my reviews, mostly because I love food/find it easy to list strong points about scran/am glass is half full when it comes to eating out. So I guess 3 stars from me are painfully honest.
I'll start of by saying Tinderbox isn't BAD, not by a long shot. It's perfectly pleasant. But it's really not the best cafe you could go to, even if the stylish facade tempts you in.
In this particular branch, it's set in an absolutely gorgeous shopping centre. With Princes Square's sweeping wooden staircases, relaxed atmosphere and ornate stained glass, you can't go wrong in terms of a classy venue. Even if you're skint, this place makes you feel a million bucks just being there. So it's easy for the customer to be distracted with its rooftop setting and fancy seating.
I just find this coffee chain to be style over substance, which sums Tinderbox up as far as I'm concerned. As Briony pointed out, the steel grey interior is a bit gloomy in an almost claustrophobic fashion. I seldom want to sit in here, because the low lighting makes you squint at your table date. The food supply is always sparse (I'm always in here too late to sample the Bento Boxes, for example). Even though they have steady custom after 5PM, there isn't much left to snack on, apart from the sandwiches no one else wants to buy. For a coffee shop with a great reputation, the menu lacks ambition or flavour. The panini options are never that adventurous, and usually prepacked and heavy with cheese. Without going on about it, the tea is a fortune, and you can't just get a builder's brew! If i'm getting Suki tea I want Indonesian apple, frankenscence and a finishing touch of gold dust, but £2.00 for the pleasure of a fancy teapot is criminal. The cakes are the best thing going for it (they really are beautiful), but again, I might as well gorge myself on a big chunk of chocolate cake than pay loads of money for a tiny brownie. It's true good things come in small packages but a tenner for 2 teas, an orange juice and wee cake will raise anyone's eyebrows.
Staff are lovely but Tinderbox is one of the few places in Princes Square that don't, as a general rule, do table service. This isn't a problem with me, and is something I wouldn't even notice in the Byres Road branch, but it sticks out like a sore thumb when surrounded by the inner circle of upper class restaurants.
Overall, it's underwhelming. The food is fresh and you could do far worse, but there's just not enough of a hook for me to frequent Tinderbox regularly. Sure, it's a lot nicer than the chains on the high street....but who wants to be nice when you could be amazing? Above average, but you're better trying Darcy's downstairs. read more