Love Ted's! Been coming here for years. Love a bar with a pinball table and chill bartenders who…read moreare all really easy to chat with. However, watch out for the dude who lives in one of the apartments near there. White, 5'4ish, bald, insecure a-hole. Locked my bike to the outside of a stairwell in the back alley to go have a drink on the patio and he showed up to the patio about a half later and demanded that "whoever locked their bike" there move it. The bike was in no way impeding access to the stairs, as it was locked to the outside, but being the non confrontational person I am, moved it and asked if he was happy about it (because the threatened damage to my bike if I didn't). He then replied with a threat to kill me, so fun times..... Just a heads up to any women who decide to go to Ted's, this person is clearly unhinged and makes me a bit nervous to return.

I almost ALWAYS knock something over at Ted's (a candle, a lit candle, a beer, your beer, my beer,…read morea chair etc...) and no one seems to care... 4 stars; I love this place (but it's filthy so I can't bring myself to give it 5 even though I want to). ________________________________ On the Spiderman Pinball Machine... One time, Mike S and I made elaborate plans for an amazing trip to Little Italy. We planned to eat Wings at Duff's, then go to Soundscapes then go to Ted's and play pinball. We were so excited about pinball, we (and by "we" I probably mean "I") told the waitress about all of our plans and invited her. She seemed interested. We walked across the street to Ted's while discussing the beer options and deciding to get Tankhouse; we were the only people in the building other than the guy who works there and he looked up and greeted us (angrily) with: "we're out of Tankhouse and pinball is broken." It was still a great night. ________________________________ On the beer prices... Once they had Duggan's no.9 on tap. It's a much higher alcohol % than most draught beers and when you buy it in bottles it's really expensive (by volume) because they're small bottles. We got a pitcher and the bartender charged us $19 for it, then told us that it should be $21 and she wouldn't charge us the difference this time. I was like, uhh, thanks, our transaction is already closed, but... Then we got pints of Duggans after we drank the pitcher. We drank too many Duggan's. I think we ate wings at Duff's that night too, and I might have lost my headphones. They were shure se210s - if you find them at Ted's, PM me, I want them back. Anyways, beer isn't really that cheap here - it's $17 for a regular pitcher and $6 or $7 for a pint. It's actually much too expensive for how shitty the place is. (I don't really care though.) ________________________________ Would you ever eat food here? Did you know they have/serve food? It's kind of random. Once, Adeel O. and I were here after work while he was trying to get away from his Mom who was visiting from Pakistan and I was having a beer before a date at Negroni. He wanted to eat so he asked Ted's if they have food. The girl said yes but she wasn't sure what they had because her co-worker hadn't gotten back from the grocery store with the evening's offerings yet. She returned and made him an assorted sub on a hoagie. You can bring in pizza and burritos from next door. ________________________________ On table service... They sometimes/usually have table service! Someone comes by and actually takes your order and brings you a beer! I love this aspect of Teds. I think they probably do this because a. they don't have enough glasses and b. it moves WAY more beer. ________________________________ On the restrooms... The restrooms here are disgusting, but they are not as bad as Toronado(http://www.yelp.com/biz/toronado-san-francisco). The women's room always has one stall out of order (occasionally the broken one rotates) and the men's room reeks out into the hallway (oh and there is no door). I'm just kind of used to it and I don't think the ladies room is as bad as the other reviews here lead you to believe. Or I have been desensitized because of recent trips to even divier beer bars. There is almost always soap and paper towels. ________________________________ There is a pool table here... There is a pool table here that I love. You can only play it between 7 and 10 for the most part because the bar fills up between 10 and 11 pretty much every night. Playing pool is VERY frustrating because 2 of the 4 walls are too close to the table for you use the cue parallel to the table and the other two of four sides are too close to tables that have lit candles delicately balanced in empty wine bottles on them. I frequently knock over at least one lit candle during a game. Pool is $2 and there is no loonie machine, you have to get change from the bar but they're always happy to hook you up. The pool table itself is in good condition and they have recently gotten new cues and replaced some of the balls. ________________________________ Overall, I love Ted's... - The bartender gave me 2 free beers on my birthday last week - I once got into a conversation about First Nation's resource rights (which made me late for the movie Gasland) - I think pinball is fixed (but some of the lights still don't light up on the front)

Cash only. Bellwood brewery heavy menu.Loved the vibes and casual atmosphere to hang out for Sunday…read moreafternoon pints!

After being greeted by the incredibly rude bartender(come to find out owner). Our group had to…read morewait and wait and wait to get her attention to order. There were no patrons inside besides our party of 5. She served 2 drinks and gave no change taking large bills. Another group of people entered the establishment and all of the sudden we didnt exist anymore. money was taken, put on top of the register and she walked away to hangout with a younger rowdier group patrons. Time went by, with no acknowledgement although sitting right infront of the bar rail patiently waiting. During this time she stumbled over her own feet, almost knocked over 2 stacks of pint glasses and acted as someone you would cross the street to avoid. After expressing frustration with service she told us to get out(explicitly) and bragged that she has drowned a cat with her bare hands. A disgusting experience. Hope shes not there if you choose to attend ronnies local.

Overall good, but the beer was just okay and the second server wasnt as hospitable. The atmosphere…read morewas fun with hanging lights and tones of decorations including Canadian tire money on the walls. We asked about it since we were out or town and the nice bartender told us all about it and how they accept it. Later I called back and when I asked if its possible to buy somw from them the guy laughed and hung up.

In a very well-demanded area, this bar might lead the pack: the interior is cozy and intimate,…read morewhile the back patio is gorgeous! I tried an Australian Crabbie's ginger beer for the novelty (sweet and barely feels alcoholic, which is dangerous!) and will try other drinks when I come back!

The best part about The Commie, aside from being one of the city's best dive bars, is Michael Louis…read moreJohnson, the musical barkeep. This man is a treasure--a multitalented musician who plays in many bands including The Lemon Bucket Orkestra. In season, you can catch Michael playing trumpet and singing with a jazz band on the back patio on Saturday evenings (5-8pm). The patio, accessible via an alleyway off Rolyat Street, feels like one of this neighbourhood's best kept secrets. Such a fun, chill vibe back there. Perhaps these Saturday shows will eventually move back inside, where they were held in the beforetimes, when the band sat cheek by jowl with customers in one of the city's most "intimate" performance venues. But whether Michael is performing behind the bar or on the back patio, the man is a marvel of multitasking. He'll perform part of a tune, set the trumpet down as the band plays on, take people's orders, prepare and serve drinks, and then pick up the trumpet and continue the song. So freaking cool. He also hosts a unique music listening event on Monday nights called Decide on the B-Side...don't forget to bring your favourite vinyl. As for the drinks, nothing fancy here, just a decent beer list and hard booze, mostly. But as described above, this bar is so much more. It's chock full of fun and character.

The owner was horribly mean to my friend. Do not go here if you aren't in the mood to be yelled at…read moreand physically intimidated by the crotchety old owner who polices everything that is said in the bar. Especially if you are a woman. Not a safe environment. Thought this place was meant to be open-minded and welcoming but apparently not.

Cute little spot with a lot of options. The staff here are amazing and the people that come by are…read moreusually regulars with very warm smiles.

Love the fun vibe of this place and the variety of people who come in. Lots of fun decorative…read moreelements that make you laugh. Great beer list. Fun cocktails for those who don't love beer. Bartenders are really attentive and on the ball. Great to stop by for a drink or two.

Met my best friends here. Genuine perfection. Everything was perfect. Service, ambiance,…read moreeverything. Thank you!

Looking for cheap drinks downtown? This is your spot!l Pitchers - sangria, mojitos and various…read moreother mixed drinks are perfectly cheap here and you can't really go wrong, especially if that's what you're looking for! Came in on a weekday evening and wasn't crowded. It is a tiny space so if you're planning on going with a big crowd be prepared to take most of the space up.

The curb appeal was too much to pass up on a wintery weekday night. The dim lighting, warm interior…read moreand well stocked bar drew us in. Prices were fair as well. The look is typical of west end and Junction bars these days. The bartender did not seem entirely thrilled to be there but my attractive and somewhat demanding friend put him through his paces. "What are your signature cocktails ?" - "Whatever you want." "What's the name of that lovely shaped bottle of bourbon ?" "I don't know." Only one other customer besides us maybe he knew it would not be a high earning night for him. Anyways, we had small pour Old Fashioneds and continued on into the night. This place needs a little more character to be as good as it is to the naked eye.

I want to marry the Bourbon Sours here…read more The staff is super friendly, the vibe is warm, and I can knock back those sours as if it's my last night on earth. I might even spend my last night on earth here, if it came down to it. THAT'S HOW GOOD THOSE SOURS ARE. GOD. Having a shitty Monday? Go to the 1602, have a few drinks, go to bed, wake up the next day feeling like you can take on the world. That's what happened to me, I am being so effective and purposeful at work today! The reason? THE BOURBON SOURS. Yes yes ya'll, I said it, I meant it.

Packed bar with no cover fee, good to come here if you're 40-50+ years old. Located in good area…read morewith other bars

I've been to this bar a few times, and I always enjoy the vibe. It can get pretty packed, but…read moreoverall, it's a great spot! The drinks are affordable, the music selection is on point, and there's always a lively crowd.