If you had to walk through a long winding trail through the woods to get here, then it's the Turnhike.
Cute girls like to shop here. I know because my cute friend insisted I take her shopping here. Who am I to turn down a cute girl's request? Exactly. While we were here, my friend pointed out a cute girl that was also shopping here. She always notices such things. So there you have it.
My friend had a nice time looking at all of their sexy outfits and shoes and videos and toys. I just waited politely while she did her browsing because I don't like shopping. She ended up buying some fishnet stockings that look amazing on her (but everything looks amazing on her - and everyone thinks so, not just me).
If you're a girl and you saw my friend in her fishnets, then you might Turnd*ke. Just saying. read more