This is by far the worst cafe i have ever had the misfortune of eating in ! I was unlucky enough to swing the V50 R design with Orthopedic Seats in the welly car park at the week end . The car park has deeper craters than planet Jupiter ! Anyway on entering the establishment i noticed the toilets was out of use which is no bad thing really as should you need to turn one out, the space is that limited reversing in blind side is the only option as you can not get turned round once the door is closed ! anyway once at the counter i decided i would risk a ham & cheese toastie (with out fried potatoes) & a cup of tea. The staff's communication skills are somewhat limited but i think they got the gist of what i was ordering.
I sat down by the window as i wanted to keep my eye on the V50 as there was one or two shifty looking characters mooching about the car park in a ford transit trying to buy a gallon of diesel .
Anyway without further ado my Toastie was ready . I collected the plate from the counter & sat back down,cleaning my seat with the napkin first as i had noticed the last person to use the seat must of done a 12 hour shift chimney sweeping , never seen such a filthy seat !
Anyway i had put it off for long enough , it was time to take the first bite of the toastie . I can not explain the degree of pain that shot through my face as my jaw locked trying to bite through the toasted bread. sadly i am not able to comment further on the toastie as with out the assistance of a pneumatic pecker i wasnt able to eat it !
Honestly this establishment makes Welford look like the Dorchester !
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