This is a sad tale that I wish I didn't need to pass on to you, however, I feel as though I owe it to fellow Aucklanders to steer them toward great choices. I've been here around 6 times in the last couple of months this establishment has been open. The first time was amazing, nice fresh fish, crispy batter, crispy chips yet as soft as a cloud on the inside. The experience was amazing I didn't have to stand shoulder to shoulder with people that should be at home on Home Detention. I didn't feel like I had to pour boiling water down my throat after the meal due to the amount of oil and vat grease in my system. the next day I didn't have a hint of a food hangover, just a glowing reference to people that live in the area and a recommendation to get some of this fish in them.
The food was worse on each subsequent visit. One visit I was provided with supermarket bought shoe string like fries instead of the crunchy thick cut fries advertised. The price went up with each visit. now don't get me wrong, I'm only half jewish, I will pay for good quality food, even fish and chips. This place is now at the point where you're paying above average prices for below average food. It's honestly on par with Green Jade just down the road and honestly why pay twice the price for the same quality.
On to my most recent visit. Not a crispy chip in sight, all as wet as Spongbob Square Pants would be should he actually decide to obey natural law and absorb the water around him. The fish was only just cooked and they batter certainly wasn't crunchy, it was so undercooked in fact that most of it stayed stuck to the paper after the quick 5min trip home. My piece was silver on the inside. It reminded me of the time that I went fishing with some friends, Nick, Mick and Davè (he's French and that's French for Dave). On this trip we didn't have the chilli bin cold enough so caught fish spent a day in the sun before being refrigerated and then cooked. What I'm trying to tell you is this place used to be awesome but like so many things in New Windsor (I'm looking at you Sweetie Cafe) just aren't trying anymore and hoping that a good font will appeal to the honkeys that bought in the area because they couldn't afford Mt Albert. If you like soggy old ass fish and chips only slightly better than my half blind grandma with sickle cell can make, this is the place for you. read more