Disclosure- I am a 33 year old New Yorker; my husband and I love food and prefer boutique hotels.
I chose the Breakers for a long weekend because- we were traveling with lots of family; it's easy to get to Florida; and the Breakers has a relationship with American Express Platinum travel services.
So here's what I thought of the Breakers-
Free Wi-fi- love that.
We had a junior suite. It was beautiful, with a huge bathroom and closet. Ladies take note- there are no bathtubs or shower benches in many of the room categories. Although the shower is huge and made of beautiful marble, I had to sit on the floor of the shower to shave my legs. Additionally, the showerhead is not very nice, no adjustable water flow or anything. Not the kind of shower I would expect from a recently-renovated, luxury hotel.
Also note- not all of the rooms in the same room category are equally nice! We had 2 junior suites, king beds, one on the fourth floor, one on the second floor. Same price. Same exact location, just on different floors. The fourth floor room had a lot more natural light. Understandable. The fourth floor room also had double sinks and a huge full-length mirror, whereas the second floor room had only one sink and no full-length mirror.
Pools- there are about 5 pools. Because one of the larger pools is undergoing renovation, there seemed to be a lot of crowding at the other pools. Not entirely overcrowded, but too crowded for my taste. We rented a bungalow at the South pool. This is a good choice for a group- allows everyone to hang out together and have some shelter from the sun. Theses bungalows/cabanas do NOT have AC, just FYI, but they do have fans.
Beach- beautiful, well-maintained, good for swimming. Loved it. They rent non-motorized equipment, and allow surfboards.
Crowd- Lots of Floridians and other assorted southerners. There's sort a "clubby" feel here- lots of people seem to know each other. This must be because the Breakers IS part- country club. Older crowd + families. Lots of families. The children appeared to be well-behaved though, which is more than I can say for some of their parents. One a-hole in the dining room had his phone ringing (loudly) and was taking phone calls (at the table!) all throughout breakfast- no kind of discretion or tact.
Food- over-priced, very much so. Even worse- mostly underwhelming, kinda greasy, not very good quality. No doubt, I'm a foodie, and I didn't go hungry here, but I wasn't really happy or excited about this food. Some of it was quite disappointing- for example- we spent a ton of money on lunch (read- $20-30 for each sandwich, $20 for each appetizer)- and the food was really greasy and not very good!!! I have no problem paying lots of money for my food, IF it's GOOD FOOD. I didn't eat brunch here, but I did take a look at it- and I'm gonna stick with Four Seasons brunch.
Drinks- they do have a few interesting cocktails. They aren't very strong, though. I was ecstatic to find they have one of my favorite Pinot Noirs available by the glass at the beach bar. Yay! The daiquiris I ordered (a few times) on the beach and at the pool were not good- poorly blended, not nearly enough booze. However, when I sat at the bar at the beach grille, the bartender suggested a frozen peach bellini, which was really good.
Everytime you order food/drinks, or services, a 20% gratuity is automatically added.
Important to know- most of the restaurants close early here! It was difficult to get dinner after 9:30- our only option was the seafood restaurant (the food there was hit-or-miss- the pistachio-crusted salmon salad was amazing, ceviche was no good).
The architecture and art here are amazing, and I enjoy those things.
The service was pretty good, also.
This place feels really "vanilla".
Don't forget to check out the self-congratulatory lifestyle magazine, "Traditions- the magazine of the Breakers" in your room. It offers lots of information on "being a Palm Beacher", such as "Palm Beachers know their own efforts and talents enable them to live well, and they enjoy the company of others who can relate to their experiences, appreciate similar interests and share ways to live life even better".
I enjoyed my stay here, but I probably will not return on my own accord. It's not really my style. read more