If you're sitting around downtown Bozeman, wondering if the 45 minute trip is worth it, question no more. You go. 11/10 times. You go. Great ladies, hospitable environment, and a tax write off for contributing to their 529 plans. 8 of us walked in, and 25% of the group orgasmed. One guy came in his pants. Twice. In two hours. And contracted CTE with a side of pink eye. But not in a bad way. Zero regrets, totally worth it. It's everything you want, and you never knew you wanted it. So don't hesitate to ask for Iris, Sasha, Pixie, or any other shepherd of pleasure there, because they are worth the $60 Uber, the experience, and the trip to the doctor's office the next morning. Would go back. For sure, dude. read more

Believe it or not the restaurant here has an amazing steak. There's one out of establishment that is a strip club. The other side is like a pool hall bar steakhouse. Rain is one of the bartenders. She's firecracker witty fun and no bullshit when idiots get out of line. Ambience is what you would expect just OK. The meat is unbelievable. It's local although they only have two steaks. Sirloin and ribeye. Johnathan prepared the meat perfect medium rare. read more

Great stake. That's it! Great service. If you are for the mood to drive; why not. Worth it

Love this place! One star down because the men's bathroom smells like sewage haha but if you can stomach that they have a mean steak dinner and some beautiful women! read more

Giving this place a shout out, great food and the service is the best. Beautiful ladys all around, Sapphire, Eden, Anya, Vadra, Tink, Kitty Kat, and many others ladys are all so beautiful and they're re worth it. read more

I had a wonderful time. The pole dancer's really knew what they were doing. I would've stayed longer, wanted to BUT.. It smelled like musty azz. They need to air it out. It was bad. Once I know they start doing that, I will absolutely be back, with my friend's. read more

This place is awesome. When i moved to montana i was looking for a place to enjoy and unwind after a long week if work. The staff is very friendly and incredible. I ended up coming once a week(sometimes twice a week) while living in Belgrade. This place is awesome and i will always come back when visiting montana again. Keep up the great work!!Cant wait till next time!! read more

I've only been to strip clubs 4-5 times, so certainly no veteran. We were also here right at opening time on a Tuesday. With that said, hands down the best strip club experience I've hand thus far. Girls were very friendly and the food and drinks we had there were great. Also, Pixie if you see this I'm in love with you. Please come marry me you were the besttttt . Thank you guys all for an awesome night! -Nathan Strange read more

the dancers were beautiful and knew what they were doing. that being said, you will get bamboozled out of your money with empty promises. the bar is great but just know what you're getting into or not getting into if you go read more

Alright, time to review Teasers! We came here back on Saturday night August 20, 2016. With a big group of 15 guys for a bachelor party. I must say it was a huge letdown. I'm not a big strip club kind of guy, but they can be fun. I lowered my expectations for this place before we arrived, after all it's in the middle of nowhere Montana. But it was worse than I had imagined. The reason this place wasn't fun was the general attitudes of the dancers. Usually at a strip club the women come up to you and ask you if you'd like a lap dance. Usually they can be quite aggressive. That did not happen here. If you wanted a lap dance you had to go find them, and they were not easy to find. The women did their dances up on the stage, which I will say were great, but then they'd escape to the back. We just wanted to get our bachelor a lap dance, and trying to get it done was like pulling teeth. We were not obnoxious in the least bit, we were just a bunch of well mannered young guys looking to have fun. I will say that there were some pretty attractive women, better than I had thought there would be. But like I said they weren't fun, and honestly did not seem to really want to make any money. We were 15 guys with cash to burn, after leaving we laughed about how much cash we still had in our pockets that we thought we were going to spend. Teasers can do better, these problems are fixable. I hope for all you Montana folk they decide to in the future. read more

This was my 5th time here and Teasers is always fantastic! As a club snob, this place rivals the best in the country. Gorgeous friendly girls, attentive staff, great atmosphere and it never seems to be too crowded to fail in any of the aforementioned aspects that make Teasers the best! read more

I was a regular customer for over a year. My favorite dancer promised me extra songs for my 100 but only danced for 2 songs. She also took my hundred walked away and refused to dance for me. When I confronted her she apologized and asked to make it up to me. Instead of extra songs she shorted me with 2 songs instead of the three I paid for or the five she swore I always get. Bad customer service and dishonest dancer. read more

I am currently working at this establishment and I have never been happier with a job. The fact that some girl who probably didn't have what it takes to work here is throwing dirt on my managers name utterly disgusts me. This club is the only one I feel comfortable working at in the state of Montana! All the girls here are sweet and willing to give the best service to fit the customers' needs. Everything I know I learned because of my amazing mentor Buddha. I recommend if you're stopping at a club stop here and come say hi to Miranda and Buddha, you won't regret it! read more

If I said its greasy as hell, you might take that as a bad thing but at a strip club that serves food greasy is what you want! Not 5 stars because there are some nights where there will only be a very limited line up. read more

If I could rate this club a zero I would, I arrived on a slow Thursday while traveling for work because I was board at my hotel, well I wish I didnt the staff here is rude and getting a drink is impossible the girls are rude the club is over priced for the bad service I honestly would not go there it was pretty dead in there but it was thursday I guess read more

Great place with great lady's that are polite and friendly. If you haven't been there you should make trip and check it out.

Best club in the area I went here and buffalo jump the same night and hands down this was way better laid back good looking girls and good private shows worth the trip read more

Worst strip club experience ever. Visited several montana town over 10 day period hopeing to relocate from milescity to another city,work seasonally in north dakota and can basically live where i want 6 months out of the year. I was in Missoula a few days prior before going to glacier park.the strip club i visited in Missoula was way better,and the girls,way way better,great experience. I always heard good things about teasers over the years and had high hopes.Dropped $189 On motel in three forks. $100 On new pair of jeans, $50 on nice button up shirt,and withdrew $500 for lap dances. Spent about $50 in ones and that was it,3 hours and couldn't get one dance a single chick to sit by me a single convo or even a smile. Thought if i left the stage and grab a table would be better luck.nope. finally one of the girls i was interested in was comeing my way thick blonde with a cute innocent thing going on.for the love of god please sit by me and start talking you can have the whole $500 in my pocket. Sits down 2 feet in front of me with another guy flying solo,who left the stage the same time as i did i was devastated,but happy the guy landed some action seemd like a big teddy bear type,glad another nice guy flying solo got lucky,at one point the girl did turn and make eye contact and smile,i felt guilty for stealing the look and smile while teddy bear was gameing but i was desperate and took what i could get. It was the highlight of my night.thank you cute thick girl for the acknowledgement. Terrible experience.please staff more dancers to help with circulation problems,as talent was not an issue.was there 10 to 1 Saturday 7/8/17 read more

The food and service at the bar are horrible. The dancers don't talk to anyone - just sit at a table by the DJ and text on their phones. Very unfriendly. Not what I would expect at a gentleman's club. The girls are supposed to mingle and actually pay attention to their customers. The only plus in this place is that there is no smoking so that after a night of being ignored at least you don't leave smelling like an ashtray! read more