Literally this made my vehicle dirtier. Where to start? Since it was installed over a decade ago it's been a worthless waste of space in a population dense area that will spend the money for a car wash. You are running Water Wizard 2.0's! Those machines when maintained and setup correctly work amazingly, your machines do NOT. DO NOT SPEND YOUR MONEY HERE. read more

Does not clean at all. These photos are AFTER a $12 wash (whatever the middle option is). Does not seem to even pretend to do half of what it claims you get for the price. Never going again read more

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I would give negative stars if I could. Absolutely a waste of time and money. My car would've gotten cleaner just leaving it out in the rain. The machine didn't even use soap, just sprayed the car down with water and sent us on our way. Don't go here. read more

TERRIBLE car wash! I've tried it 3 times (my bad) and each vehicle (each a different size) came out as dirty as when I went in. To add insult to injury, it costs MORE than taking it to Classic Car wash just down the street, where actual human beings pre-wash the car before sending it through the automated system. I always tip the guys...they're very friendly and helpful. Plus, the vacuums at Talbert aren't free; the are at Classic. Don't waste your money or your time by attempting to get your car cleaned at Talbert. read more

Should have read reviews! NO STARS!!! Car wash barely works, went in and it just sprinkled soap on my car then told me it was done. WTH!? Business doesn't pick up on phone number listed. Filing chargeback and complaint with BBB. Avoid this car wash. Don't use it. You'll get ripped off. read more

Worst car wash ever! I was ripped off!! Didn't even clean anything at all! I want my money back! Close this place down!!!!!!!!!

Crappy car wash, stay way. Will take your money and just sprinkle somw water on your car. Will be filing a chargw back sinse owner done respond. read more

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Lousy car wash. $11.00 and wound up with a still dirty car. I won't make that mistake again. Save your money and go to some other (more reputable) car wash. This place is a ripoff. One star is still too good of a review. Should be NO stars. read more

If I could give it a 0 I would. $11 sent an car just looks like it was rained on. They won't answer phone to make right. Never go here!!! read more

Talbert Car Wash - $11 Just read the poor reviews. Wish I'd of read them before. Close this worthless thieving business down!!! Never a good review. BBB time - Car Wash Near Me - Clackamas, Oregon

This car wash was so bad I downloaded yelp just to give a review. Easily the worst $11 I've ever spent. My car got wet, and when I got out it was as dirty as when I got in. Avoid this place, it is a money pit. read more

Horrible, crummy job, waste of 8.00 Lossy, l have a smaller car, most of it was still dirty and did not ever get wet, back window still dirty. STAY AWAY FROM THIS PLACE..RIP OFF PLACE Wish I could give a negative score, as it does not deserve 1 star . Perhaps it is designed to do a poor job so you will go through a second on 3rd time My bad, though this place was a car wash. It must be some other sort of business. Because all it did was get part of my car wet. read more

I'm so disappointed. My car is still ridiculously dirty - it doesn't even look like I went through a car wash. I ran my finger along a dirty part and my hand was still grey/black from it AFTER going through the car wash. Avoid this at all costs. read more

My truck was barely dirty took it in didn't even take the dust off my truck looks like they're cheaping out on the pre soak barely enough to put it on the vehicle what's a little water down It didn't foam up when it's sprayed on looks like they're trying to save money read more

This car wash is great if you care for your vehicle. I always hand wash my Acura and keep the paint sealed. This is convenient between washes and the blow dry will fling the water right off of a waxed or ceramic coated auto finish. I would NEVER let a drive through wash beat the life out of my paint and dull it out. I'm pretty sure basic is $7.00 . If your looking for a miraculous deep clean on your crusty daily commuter this probably isn't the place for you. read more

I've given this thing more chances than I should have. You're better off just running a hose over your car or parking outside in the rain. I realize that wouldn't clean your car but it would do more than this "car wash". read more

This was terrible, there is soap left on my car and dirt. I paid for the $11 wash and I am very disappointed. Do not waste your money here. So bad, very bad. So not go. read more

Worst car wash I've ever been to. My car isn't even wet. The only part that looks clean is the top. The sides are worse than they were before. I guarantee you that you'll be disappointed. It's a shame that a business like this can accept your money. The only thing this car wash would be good for if you just finished in the mud and this was your rinse before you brought it home. I don't even know how to contact the owners. I'm feeling disgusted and scammed right now. Beware! read more

If I could give it no stars I would. My car was still dirty after going through. Don't waste your $$. I went back & got refund. Then I went home & hand washed & found marks left where the wash chemical ran down sides in the car wash. I know they are from this car wash because it was the 1st time the car has been washed as it is brand new. read more

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Boo!!!! Left the whole side of my car dirty. The first machine wouldn't take my debit card or my cash but took a dollar in quarters without giving it back. The announcement from the speakers was muffled and hard to understand. This place definitely needs some maintenance and updating. read more

I drove my car through today and I will never go back - this is hands down the worst car wash I have ever used. They don't have an answering machine on their phone line either, I'm sure it's because they get so many complaints and don't want to listen to them. I am going to continue to call for a refund because it didn't clean my car, at all! Please tell all of your friends and family to not use this car wash. If they don't make adjustments to their facility then this place shouldn't be allowed to be open! read more

Talbert Car Wash - Car Wash Near Me - Clackamas, Oregon

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Awful! Don't waste your money. Head a few blocks west and there is a much better option, that won't take your money and give you nothing in return. read more

Horrible car wash. Such a rip off. It should either be shut down permanently, or they should update their equipment. Don't waste your money on this business. read more

Horrible car wash. The gas station next to the place owns the car wash. I called the gas station spoke with a lady. She agreed that the car wash is "shitty". She refunded my money without even looking at my car. That tells me that I'm not the first. read more

I should have read the reviews before coming here, but didn't think to do that for a car wash place. Believe it or not, my car actually looked dirtier after going through their "wash." What a scam, don't waste your money! read more

Absolutely awful car wash....I went there and paid the $10 for a premium wash. Didn't do anything to my car. Didn't remove dirt or grime. Save your money and stay aways from this rip off place!! read more