I've lived in London for 5 years and every time my bus or cab has passed Elephant and Castle, I've wondered what goes on behind the doors of Tai Tip Mein. After all, Elephant is a weird place full of weird people, so surely Tai Tip Mein is a bit weird too. Right? Right!
Funnily enough, my friend and I had been drinking champagne in Boro Bistro and couldn't decide where to eat. We knew we wanted Chinese and laughed about going to TTM. However, the laughs because earnest and we headed off. On route, the conversation went down the "Maybe we should go to Nandos" route but by this point, I was too intrigued to finally see the inside of that strange little shack under the shopping precinct.
This was a Thursday evening around 9pm. As we approached the entrance, we suddenly wondered - what even is this place? Restaurant? Buffet? We had no idea. Entering the main part, the hosts looked surprised to see us and gestured for us to sit anywhere. The seating is canteen style - like at Wagamama's, for example. However, the place was dead. A couple of diners only and one or two stopping off for takeout.
We were brought over a menu and it was absolutely huge. The selection of food is expansive to say the least and I felt a little overwhelmed at this point. We decided on spring rolls, crackers, prawn toasts and two mains of garlic and prawn fried rice and chicken satay with rice to share. We also had a couple of beers each.O
When the waitress came over to take our order, she apologetically asked us to pay up front. Reading between the lines, I'm assuming this place may have had a bit of a dine-and-dash rep back in the day. We were happy to pay up front and the bill came to around £15 each, which wasn't much for the amount we had ordered.
At this point, I needed a wee. I asked where the toilets were and was directed downstairs. They also gave me a key with an A5 laminated key ring attached. It seemed rather odd, not least when I found the toilets which were totally normal and totally unlocked.
Shortly after I got back, the food arrived. Or should I say the feast. The portion size here is huge. Three sides and two mains would easily feed a group of four. Me and my friend are bottomless pits but despite our best efforts, we came nowhere close to finishing everything. This made me even more impressed about the price. We had robbed Tai Tip Mein of their food and then left most of it.
Even though the place looks a little ramshackle and is super cheap, the food was actually very tasty. I'd had a pretty shocking Chinese meal the week before which was half the portion size and twice as expensive so left raving about my experience here.
Low budget, quick service, huge portions, good food, a side order of weirdness. You'd have to have a stick up your ass to not like the Tai Tip Mein. read more