TROOPERS.... that's the only way to describe the Subway staff as I waited in line 14 minutes for these two (2) brainiac Gen-Xers to order. The first drone took as long deciding his order as a 104 year old lady applies for a 3rd lean home line of credit. Seems like that chouce between Mots or Provolone cheese was harder than aforementioned lady deciding between burial or cremation. The second pilllar of humanity was even slower. Tantamount to Cardi-B attempting to explain Quantum Physics to an Austrian based Think Tank, this one was stumped on the bread selection, then meat selection, then condiment selection. All this time the male/female duo of Subways Finest didn't laugh at, mock, or snap back at these patrons gargantuan ineptitude. In what can only be described as Award-Winning, upon cashing these colossal nincompoops, the Subway employee smiled and thanked them. WOW
IN REVIEW: Please approach the Subway counter only after you know what you want.
NOTE: These 'Comemierdas' (spanish for 'Gen-XErs') were talking about their $1,400 stimulus windfall, which included Beeds headphones, multiple tattoos, several video games, Vape supplies, and designer sunglasses. As someone who's been putting my stimulus into TSLA & XOM stock it warms must heart in knowing no matter how stupid & inept I think I could ever be, these chaps make me feel like a cross between Einstein & Sun Tzu read more