Before the Summer Heat, low limited income
AC busted,…read morebreathin' fumes, filled with nothin' but gloom
Called up Abilene's Four Seasons, thought they'd be the best
But all I got were excuses, puttin' me to the test
Four Seasons, Four Seasons, you let me down so low
Warranty's a promise, a seed you wouldn't sow
Understaffed, overcharged, a thousand bucks to claim?
Now Waddles in Salina's shoutin' out my name!
They installed the unit, brand new, shinin' bright
Charged an arm and a leg, everything seemed right
But when it came to the warranty, the story took a turn
Money upfront, they just watched my budget burn
Five miles away, they stalled and they sighed
While my house was a furnace, nowhere to hide
But Waddles, thirty miles out, came climbin' in the van
A true AC savior, a real honest man!
Under four hundred dollars, the problem solved with ease
Warranty respected, put my mind at ease
No more Four Seasons, they've lost me for good
Waddles in Salina, understood like they should!
So listen up folks, if you're near Salina town
And your AC's croakin', don't let your spirits drown
Call Waddles, call Waddles, and let 'em set you free
From the Four Seasons blues, for all eternity!
Yeah, Waddles! Thanks Waddles Diane Ginder