My friends and I approached Stan's beverage with a curiosity of a child, just like the last time we visited Burma and found a new cotton, 35 dollars a sq yd. We walked into the location expecting a beer emporium, in reality it was about 30 ft by 30ft of cheap beer, if you wanted to know the price you had to scan the sky looking through about 30 cutouts no where near the beer it was advertising. We avoided our instincts to leave and decided on getting some shitty bud light, however we could see nothing but cans, alas the cooler jumped into our vision. Every other beer distributor I'd ever been to allowed me to venture in and make a selection, or at least know what they had to offer. I asked the cashier, a bandana laden haggard young man who appeared to be extremely uneducated and unprofessional in his art form of being a low paid cashier, if I could go into the freezer. He gave me a legal spiel about how i could not enter the freezer , so I requested he go into the tomb and bring me a case of bud light bottles , which i still didn't know how much would cost, no matter though since I'm loaded from my last trip to Burma where i discovered a new cotton 35 sq yd. He stepped from behind his stoop and with a pretentious glare made 5 steps to the cooler directly in front of us and grabbed a case of bud light, giving me a grin as if he had just discovered a new cotton in Burma 35 sq yd, but he didn't because I did. He requested my ID, which I delivered, and then threw it back at me, nearly slicing my hand which had plucked the cotton from Burma, 35 sQ YD. In closing, the building of Stans express strongly reminds me of my trip to North Korea or my girlfriends padded bra giving one the impression that it has much more to offer when in reality only an A cup. I will never return to Stans Beverage,from now on I will not stray from my beloved Beverage Express which has never failed with excellent customer service and DD cup selection of beer.
Signed. J Peterman. read more
