I'm sure that you, like me, look forward to receiving your monthly issue of Structural Engineering and Design. As much as I like reading the articles (like "Concrete construction synergies" and "Building enclosures of the future"), my favorite part---by leaps and bounds---is the monthly article found at the end of the magazine, titled "The View From Here." The ramblings, non-sequitors, and mumbled Caribbean curses found therein can only be viewed as either the stream-of-consciousness ravings of a demented madman, or the cryptic prophesies of a misunderstood oracle/genius.
Written by the same person (you don't know him, so there's no point in naming him) for the last many issues, the discussions always start rather normally, as though his superiors at the magazine opened the door to his padded office and hurled a suggested topic in, wrapped around a chocolate-covered bacondog. However, regardless of the topic that the article is theoretically about, the article typically devolves quickly into Shakespearean digressions on politics (imagine a drunk Pat Robertson telling you what he REALLY thinks), government, kids these days, and the state of the construction industry in general (hint: he thinks structural engineers don't get a fair shake).
Illustrative of the general tone of the articles is the following snippet from the current issue, presented herein with no context, because the context would not help: "magical giant machines able to move." This phrase appears exactly 19 pages away from "Waterproofing historic masonry walls," and yet the former article was apparently unable to chew through those 19 pages and strangle the latter article, all the while staring directly into the latter article's eyes and gently saying "shhh, quiet now, it'll be okay, shhhhh."
I solute the good people at Stagnito Media for their strides in inventing and utilizing the sort of special inks and glossy papers that are required in order to safely contain the sort of rantings and theories that Lovecraft predicted would cause spontaneous insanity and peasant uprisings across the globe. And I look forward, as ever, to my next issue. read more