Our Sonesta stay was meant to be a luxury capstone to our absolutely wonderful trip to the small island of Saba, where we stayed in a modest, but thoughtfully appointed hotel. Every meal at the hotel, and the handful of restaurants we visited in town, was lovely. After we had eaten, hiked, taken scuba lessons, and enjoyed everything the island had to offer, we were looking forward to a relaxing 3-night stay at a supposedly 5-star luxury hotel on Sint Maarten.
When we arrived at Sonesta Ocean Point we were welcomed with cold towels and cocktails which indicated it might very well be a 5-star experience, but reality soon set in. We arrived early, so we thought we would check out the beach while waiting for our room. It turns out this "adults-only" resort, a sister property to the adjacent family resort, does not have an adults-only beach. In fact it doesn't really have much of a beach at all, and the small scrap of beach it does have is open to the public. In addition to that, the pool was closed on the family side, so there were no adults-only public spaces available during our stay. Wow, ok then. There were also no air conditioned common spaces in the entire (dated) hotel. So we sat and sweated for 3 hours while waiting for our room to become available.
Once we checked into our room, we were hit with a strong chemical smell clearly masking a pervasive odor of mildew, and an occasional whiff of urine. The bed was rock hard with worn dips and the lovely feel of coils in our backs. The sheets were stiff and scratchy with the flattest, hardest pillows I've ever slept on in my life. The mini fridge/bar had cheap no-name alcohol which contained "natural flavors" (that's a new one), a few sodas, water, and no snacks. There were no closed captions on the tv - no streaming - and the sound cut out every few minutes. The shower was open concept, guaranteeing getting water all over floor, and the handheld sprayer was coming apart, with water spraying everywhere. Oh and btw the water smells like chlorine. Fun!
As for the food... we found the restaurant Azul to be the only spot in the entire resort that served anything resembling a decent meal, but still nowhere near 5-star or luxury. We tried Jing, which served soggy luke warm spring rolls, flavorless vegetables, and hard, over-cooked salmon under a delightful corn-syrup glaze. We also tried the Palm Grill, which wasn't as bad as Jing, but just barely passed as mediocre. So we stuck with Azul the entire time. We did try room service once for a breakfast-in-bed experience. Of course it took an hour to be delivered, everything that should have been warm was cold, the coffee was burnt, and they only brought utensils for one person. Needless to say, we were underwhelmed by Sonesta's overall culinary offerings.
We tried our best to enjoy ourselves and thought we could kill some time by heading over to the mini casino and playing a few slot machines. We walked up to the bar and asked the bartender if he had any drink recommendations. He served up some kind of a pink lemonade with cheap liquor concoction, reminding me of drinks I might have made in high school. As for the casino, "mini" is the correct word here as half of the dozen-or-so machines were out of order. We sat down to play a few of the machines that did work, which were dated and clunky, and when we tried to cash out, my receipt got stuck, so I had to flag down a manager to open up the machine and retrieve it. Then, on our way out of the hotel lobby, every hand sanitizer stand I tried to use was empty.
Staff friendliness was hit or miss, but almost everyone seemed inexperienced and most likely underpaid. There was loud music playing for hours right outside our bedroom window. Also, keep in mind, the resort is next to the airport, so you'll see and hear planes flying in/out all day. The Spa service was the best part of the stay - still not quite a "luxury" experience, but pretty close. Overall, the resort was so subpar that I paid over $700 to change our flights and push up our departure date, which is something I would not ever normally do. This also meant that we forfeited our last night at the hotel, making it a 2-night instead of 3-night stay.
I know a lot of people haven't experienced "luxury, 5-star" resorts, as Sonesta likes to call itself, which is perhaps why you see some positive reviews, but wow, this just isn't even close. Seriously, take a puddle jumper flight to one of the smaller islands and have a far superior experience in every possible way. This "resort" is 3 stars at best, but the fact they they try to sell it as 5 stars means I can't, in good conscience, give it more than 1. read more