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Tans & Hands

Tans & Hands

(5 reviews)

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This place competes with Skin "n" Tonic for the day spa style business. They have a good pedigree…read more"being featured in GQ magazine". Get your self a gift voucher to spoil the other half with. There are many treatments on offer and if you have never tried it before I would recommend you do. I don't feel the need to have beauty treatments, but I get the idea of being pampered like a star celebrity.

Tanning and beauty salons are, largely, the sole preserve of the female. They are feminine affairs,…read moremade with feminine concerns in mind. There is a certain kind of man who can enter a beauty salon and not feel that special kind of intimidation that only comes when you're thoroughly out of your depth in an alien atmosphere. I am not one of those men. This is why I was exceptionally pleased with my treatment when I entered Tans and Hands. It was my girlfriend's birthday looming up, and she wanted something incomprehensible done to her skin that I, as a man, couldn't even half understand. She'd sigh wistfully as she walked past Tans and Hands, hoping that one day she might get the chance to have it done. I, being a boyfriend, leapt into action. I would get her a Gift Certificate! That would give her what she wanted, and also had a little benefit for me if she ended up looking even more radiant. Armed with this knowledge, I stormed in and quickly tripped over my own words. I hadn't a clue what she actually wanted. Sure, she mentioned it to me in passing, but going into a tanning salon and saying "my girlfriend wants you to do something to her skin", accompanying the sentence with vague hand waves isn't going to get you very far. Happily though, they saw my predicament and guided me gently through the experience.

Simply Bare - massage - Updated May 2026

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