This is how bad I fail at life:
I took out a book in September 2011. Started reading it. Lost interest. And then lost the book somewhere in the endless expanse of stuff in my apartment.
I thought about it, with a guilty conscience, for a few months.
I found the book, again, in November, made a mental note to return it. Promptly lost the book again.
Decided I needed to get my act together. In December, I purchased a copy of the book on Amazon with the intention of replacing the library copy I lost.
Went to the library and realized not only have I lost a book, but my library card is also nowhere to be found. So with my tail between my legs, I went to the Simon Fairfield Library and begged forgiveness. In other words, I begged for a new library card and asked them if I could replace the book.
They said yes, and the librarian was even kind enough to spare me the fines I had accrued over... five months.
I walked out fine free, with a new library card. Oh, the grace of redemption.
Yesterday, I found the book I lost. read more