I've been to a few strip joints in my entire life and it's a miracle how this place stays open…read more It's poorly ran and it has the most absolute awful staff. The area is absolutely run down and I thought the strip club off 94 at the frontage road with all the potholes was awful! This one takes the cake! Just stay at home and use your imagination instead.

I'm going to be extremely honest about The Cellar Gentlemen's Club. I'm going to list the good…read morethings about this club then I'm going to list the bad things about this club. The good thing about this club is that their security make sure that the dancers are safe. The security even watches the dancers as they drive away from the parking lot. Another good thing about this club is that this club teaches you how to hustle which is extremely important. If your blessed enough to get into a gentlemens club that you can profit from you can make lots of money by knowing how to talk to customers, & putting on a good show. Their are very few customers that come into The Cellar so when the club finally gets a few customers you have to try to get dances from the customer to pay that extremely high house fee off that the dancers have to pay to work there. Now I have a list of things that is so wrong with The Cellar Gentlemen's Club establishment, & here it goes!!! (1). The house fee to work at The Cellar is way too high... Considering they barely have any business. The house fee is $70 on the weekends. (Even in popular bikini bars the house fee is only $30 to $40 throughout the entire week. So to pay a establishment $70 that doesn't get more then 15 customers a day is absolutely ridiculous) (2). You have to pay the house fee up front or you can't work there. (Most bikini bars, and Gentlemen's Clubs let all the girls pay there house fee at the end of the night) (3). The dancers are pressured to ask for dances & drinks, and the dancers do not profit off of those high $10.00 drinks that the club makes off of the few customers that they do get. (4). Usually the dancers get pissed when they see a new dancer, bc its so hard to make money in The Cellar, bc of the lack of clientele. This plus size black dancer from indianapolis wasn't nice to me, but I didn't get made at her, bc i could understand her fustration it's not easy to make money in The Cellar. (5). The club will let anyone work who can pay them there house fee... Which is awful considering they have very little to hardly no clientele. (Most popular bikini bars, & clubs will not even let that many girls work if they are having a slow night. (6). You have to put your own money in the juke box to listen to music. So if you're broke your basically just sitting around board hoping that a customer finally comes in. (7). The club doesn't advertise so they usually have local customers that just come to drink. (8). You have to stay for a full shift even if their are dancers their, & you didn't make any money. (I can't believe this club has a strict rule like that when the dancers are not making any money this club really has some nerve for that rule lol) (9). The club looks extremely run down, and they need to fix The Cellar up a little better so they can get some customers. They also need to advertise, & run some drink specials. The customers are always complaining about the drink prices. (10). The Cellar tries to make the dancers charge for everything... Even though the club gets their house fee from the dancers up front. (Most bikini bars, and Gentlemen Clubs are satisfied with the dancers just as long as the dancers gives them there house fee for working their, and isn't doing anything out of line that will make the club look bad. The Cellar should only be used as a practice club for newbie dancers. The club teaches you how to hustle, because they barely get any clientele so when they finally do get a customer you have to run over to the customer, and start begging for a dance or a drink for the Gentlemen's Club. If you're a newbie you should learn the game from the dancers that already work there then you should take those hustling skills to another club that you can actually profit from, because The Cellar has nothing to offer there dancers at all. It's basically a place we're washed up dancers go.

i went to the silver slipper tonight looking for a friend and went in. Found myself with folder…read more Amazing lap dances from a beautiful lady called siren. She was quite spectacular. I've been to the saloon three times definitely coming back. Siren has givin me such a great time would recommend to go if you haven't yet!

Could've been cleaner and not as weird people out front ladies took a while to finally approach me…read moreand food was greasy ah hell

Me and bf went there for v day, we had a great time! The only thing we had to adjust to was the…read moresmokers den which smell was intense prior to going in the main room. If only there was a way to make the smoke go opposite the entrance way I would've given the place 5 stars.

One of the nicest adult entertainment clubs in the Chicagoland area. They have a very nice upscale…read moreenvironment with great lovely waitresses and gorgeous dances of all kinds. There is also a nice luxurious private V.I.P area for exclusive members. I definitely enjoyed my night here and the selection of drinks are better than most other clubs.

Somewhat clean staff very helpful not too many people go there been there a couple of times all…read moredifferent hours

If you need lube or very basic sex toys this is your place. The amount of DVDs they have is…read moreastonishing in this day and age. Really not much of a selection at all.

I'm a Top in his 50's who enjoys anonymous encounters at adult bookstores. Last Friday I arrived at…read moreBanana Video around 3pm and stayed until 7pm. In those four hours I had encounters with nine different men. The gloryholes in the main booth area worked very well -- good size and height for comfortable standing action. I started there with two men who provided excellent service through the holes. After that I moved to the back room, which has an open bench setup This space made it easy to have longer, more involved encounters. Three men bent over the open bench for me. One was a younger Latin man in his early 20s with a smooth, tight body who took me deep and stayed in position the entire time. Another was a clean-cut white man in his 40s who had a soft, full backside and moaned quietly while I thrust steadily. The third was a stocky, hairy bear-type who handled a firm pace very well and took two loads from me about twenty minutes apart. The remaining four encounters were strong oral sessions, some at the open gloryholes on the ramp where men waited their turn. One married-looking gentleman in his 50s gave very attentive servicel while I stood at the hole. Another man and his partner both worked on me while I made out with another man. men surrounded us and watched as they serviced me completely. The crowd was steady and respectful the whole time. No drama, just men there for the same thing. The facility was clean for its type, the staff stayed out of the play areas, and street parking was easy to find. As a Top who likes variety and efficiency, Banana Video delivered exactly what I was looking for on a Friday afternoon. Nine quality encounters in four hours is impressive. I will definitely return.

Text me if you have BWC and wanna meet me here. DMs always open, oral only. Be disease free and…read moreclean. Big loads are HOT. Picky but 100% real!

First and most importantly the girls are gorgeous, friendly, and talented. 100% had a great time…read morewith them. Second, despite what is posted in reviews below BGC is NOT BYOB. We didn't pregame enough and had to put our bottles back in the car upon arrival. Wah wah. Third, the $3 parking fee is real but they don't charge for waters so I guess it evens out. Overall, we will go again!

Update your website! Came out on a Saturday night with a group of 6 for my birthday, and the…read morebouncer said it was either going to be 28 cash or 33 card to get in. We told him what it said on the website and he said "Well its 28 today". Had higher hopes for this place because it said it was under new management and decided to ignore all the bad reviews. Never again, going to trust my gut next time lol. (The date we went was 3/21/26, I just forgot to write my review til now)

This place and these people ROCK. Their events draw hundreds of people and it is well organized,…read moreclassy and fun. One of the top 5 clubs of it's kind I have ever attended