From the owner: Kaffeespezialitäten, Snacks, frische Salate, Suppen, warme Speisen und vieles mehr…read more Im Joseph's, einer Cafeteria an der Universität der Künste Berlin, treffen sich Musiker_innen, Kulturinteressierte und alle anderen, die Speis und Trank in entspannter, internationaler und inspirierender, Atmosphäre genießen wollen. Neben Kaffeespezialitäten gibt es eine breite Auswahl an Kaltgetränken - vom Smoothie bis zum Eiskaffee. Ab 12h lockt der ausgezeichnete täglich wechselnde Mittagstisch, außerdem gibt es frisch zubereitete Suppe, Salate, vielfältige Brötchen und süßes Gebäck - alles zu günstigen Preisen. Kaffee ist ohne Aufpreis auch mit Soja- und laktosefreier Milch erhältlich, bei den Speisen gibt es vegane Optionen. Im Sommer findet man ein Sonnenplätzchen auf der Terrasse oder sitzt im Garten unter dem Blätterdach eines großen Götterbaumes. In unmittelbarer Nähe zum Joseph's liegen mit den Berliner Festspielen und der Bar jeder Vernunft zwei renommierte Kultureinrichtungen. Ein nettes, internationales Serviceteam freut sich über euren Besuch!

This is a really cute place, I really enjoyed the design of the place itself, and I loved the…read morelittle tables outside in the inner court. The service was really nice, the guy tried to speak a little bit of french (and did it quite well !), even tho we took hours to make a choice. We finally took a slice of three different cakes (2,50€ a slice), all gluten and dairy free !! I took a chai spices and berries one, one of my friend took an apple and cinnamon one (I think ?) and the last one took a blueberries and apple one. All were really great, especially the apple and cinnamon which was my favorite. They also had a few salads on their menu for 4€50, all the mixes sounded awesome, really. I'd love to go back there to try one of their salads and eat some of their cakes again. It's a bit too bad that it's far from everything, but if you're in the neighborhood, it's definitely a cool place to stop !

I googled cool places to visit in Berlin and this location came up as the actual restaurant that…read morethe scene from "Inglorious Bastards" was filmed. We were close to the cafe so decided to give it a try. We of course ordered the Apple strudel and pumpkin soup. The pumpkin soup was delicious and the the food presentation was so appetizing. The strudel was a little dry but pretty good. The service was really , really slow and it took awhile for us to get our order. I would check it out. It was an interesting place for sure.

There are many Einstein cafes in Berlin but don't be fooled this is the one. We wanted to visit…read morebased on that infamous Apple Strudel scene from that Tarantino film. Movies aside this place is just cool and classy. The servers know a thing or two about great service and the food, oh the food! We ordered the scrambled eggs with bacon & onions, smoked salmon with bagel and Chicken club sandwich with Cappuccino. We shared a Chocolate Torte for dessert-amazing! The eggs were scrambled and cooked to perfection (asked for soft scramble), chicken club was also tasty as well the Salmon. We shared a Chocolate Torte for dessert-amazing! We got a tour of the 2nd level which has a former cigar/smoking room as well a Scotch drinking room. They will also show you the room where that famous scene was shot. A must stop when visiting Berlin! For the food, vibe and wonderful staff.

Great food and prices. Really good!!!! I even bought the Mensa card though I am only a visitor to…read moreget even cheaper prices. The quality of the food is excellent and there is always a choice for vegans and vegetarians. It's very clean. The system to give the trays back is also very practical and the people that work in all the services are really kind. Only the ones at the cafeteria rush you a bit when there's a long queue. Don't lose the smile guys!!!!

Well, for a MENSA, it's not bad, which is why I'm giving 2 stars instead of just 1. And the…read morebuilding is new, so while the food may taste like prison food, the building is not a prison (unlike some other mensas). But honestly, you shouldn't expect much from a place that mass-produces meals for a few thousand people at a time. It's kind of like the food you get on an airplane, except that since the 1990s most airlines have made some effort to upgrade their food a little, so I guess I can't even say that anymore. Tip: in a mensa, 'grilled' actually means 'fried'. Actually the names they give to the dishes are pretty funny, usually they have little to do with the dish itself.