Let's get straight one more thing, Foo take no pictures in spa because Foo no get kicked out for…read morethe invasion of no one's primacy! But, Qua make Foo feel like Roman God of health and vitalis! So, Foo time like this ...
"Hi, my name Foo, I want day pass to see Roman baths."
"Hello Foo, your host (unnamed with initials of TS) told us you'd be down, right this way."
So, Foo, me, the reviewer of this review, is led to long hall and then Foo goes to spa desk but empty so Foo walks through door says "M" and wanders around. Foo finds lockers and asks other spa guest how locker work and you need to push "C" for code to work.
"Ah, so, xie xie," say Foo.
"No problem," says patron man.
Foo wanders into lounge room and man watches TV, Foo takes Lorna Doon and heads to baths.
Since Foo alone he feels confident to explore space and its clean with towels. So, here's what Foo does:
15 mins steam
15 mins sauna
5 mins hot jets
5 mins tepid
10 mins cold
Then Foo takes shower and Foo feels so at home sitting on little stool under hard rain. Foo uses all products but conditioner. So happy. On Foo way out he says bye to man watching TV and walks past empty desk again but Foo no never mind because he now so refreshed.
On way out Foo meets old pal Carmen. Her is best hands in AC hands down.
"Foo, darling whale, Minke big whale, how are you sweetness?"
"Feeling good, looking good!" Foo say back.
"How long you here for Foo?"
"Three days, just long enough to put a dent in the house's revenue for a bit, advantage roulette keeps the pit boss sweaty on toes!"
"You have that affect you roller, big splashy Minke whale!"
"You make Foo blush."
"Well how about some products then?"
"I do love the shampoo of Qua!"
"Let's get you hooked up dearest!"
So, Foo buys Qua shampoo and bows to Carmen, who, being a classy lady as always, bows back.
"Xie xie and Ni hao," say's Carmen.
"Ni hao, I know how, xie xie!" Foo says!
Love Qua like it my hometown and love Lorna Doon for free.
