I went in just to see what it was , hoping to find treasures ,sometimes the weirdest shops are always lucky ...The name drew me off it had me crossing the the street to investigate ,..I had just come from a flat viewing and wanted to wash the sting of having seen yet another disappointing place the 5th that week and dealing with serial lying agents descriptions . I was drawn as i always am inside, purposely hypnotized towards some print shoes to the side of the window..i picked them up to inspect ..check all leather ..i flipped them over to see the size ..I heard an angry bark towards someone from the back but i didn't realise it was directed to me, because when i went i went into the shop to look at the shoes,, i saw their were 2 woman chatting both totally ignored me and didn't ask if i needed anything ,just gave me looks as if i'd intruded on them , so because they had previously ignored me , I did not realise the more senior blonde lady was talking to me ...the bark was a voice that repeated angrily ,'If you want to get something out of there ask me !"
I pointed out to her ..' . IT WAS CLEARLY ON DISPLAY !'..( Like in a...wait for it ... SHOP no i didn't say that but i should have ) ..The lady glared at me and looked me up and down in open disgust as did the other lady ..They were not high end in appearance but ironically that day , i was dressed head to foot in bespoke leather couture, literally as was test driving the new sample in Italian brown of my own design from Sirens my couture label .That day it was my Emma Peele suit ..I really have not had that level of incredibly offensive eyeballing since i was a punk in my teens and dressed to offend .....both women glared at me in hateful fury , as if i had just been confronted shoplifting ...I told her then she shouldn't have it on display if no one is meant to touch it and see what size it is ..and she she blasted 'YOU do not pick anything up without my say so ..' and the other lady joined in .. I was flabbergasted .I left the shop beside myself with furious indignation,I swore at her in shock and i'm glad i did ! and I got out of there like a rocket To calm down I reminded myself it isn't I personal that she's just angry sad lady who looks at the whole world like that ..Remembering too , that Wynona Ryder was the most fabulously stylish klepto ever ,and in sad angry blonde lady's defence , style or lack of style is no indication of criminal nature ( except to someone like me who thinks having no style is criminal ) .. I'll never ever step foot in there again .I was silly to be offended but that was really was a negative unpleasant experience . Shaken ,a phone call to my best friend to tell her what just happened and immediately we were laughing ,because it's so absurd..needs to be a sketch in Little Britain read more