man.... i can here 2use ur bathroom n guess wut.. no toilet laler ! in eithr stalls.. 2make it worse... each stall has not 1.. not 3.... not 4.. not 5... but 2 TWO toilet paper holder.. dat means no1 has checked da bathroom prolly since last week ! .. its hard 4me 2 believe dat 2ppl went there... 1 in each stall... took a dookie soooOOo nasty dat they EACH used up TWO WHOLE rolls of Toilet paper ! C'mon man... so i jus went pee pee n thank God they have hand soap n automatic hand paper towels... mayb i should stood there 4 10mins 2get enuff paper towels 2take care of bizniz ... but im NOT an animal like dat.... so pls Racetrac.... clean ur bathrooms n maintain em ... lots of ppl depend on dat kinda stuff ... now i have 2go find some bushes 2hide bhind n do it 3rd world style ... dis aint no joke .... its a matter of life or death son ! ya feel me son ! ... u can do me like dat B .. u got me out here scopin 4some bushes ... ya feel me G ?! im a grown as man.. i cant b hidin in no bushes jus 2 pop a deuce... dis aint rite ya'll ... ... b4 i left.. i got 2 12fl oz redbulls... cuz i kno once some1s sees me bhind da bushes n screams n points at me im gonna have 2 have some wiiiiiings n bounce like a mofo ....
i wrote a POEM bout my xperience... lets call it JUICY POOPY
Yeah, this yelp review is dedicated to all the people that told me
I'd never amount to nothin', to all the people that lived above the
buildings that I was sh*ttin' in front of that called the police on
me when I was just tryin' to make some poop in da bushes,
and all the *playas* in the struggle, you know what I'm sayin'?
Uh-ha, it's all good baby bay-bee, uh
good thing
dis was all a dream
i used to pee n poop in da toilet scene
here i am now behind da bushes like a krack fiend
keep dis between us ya'll
Yo .. Racetrac yo betta keep toilet paypa in all ya'll stall
dats all i have time 4, some1 reported me ... now i have 2 runnnnnn frm da po-po read more