Okay-- I AM glad we stayed here and the most important things about a hotel were in place for The…read moreTower Hotel so I'll start with the good. If you're on the Tower Bridge side, you have an absolutely incredible view. It's truly amazing to go to bed or wake up to that view. It's also in a great location for tourists, steps away from the Tower of London and other historical sites as well as from boat, subway, and bus stops. I don't know if we were just lucky, but it was shockingly quiet in our room. 8 nights and not a single audible peep out of neighboring rooms. Slept like a log every night. Comfortable bedding, good water pressure. When we booked we add the option to add on the breakfast buffet to each morning at a good deal (it's $25 pp otherwise) and the food was solid. The buffet has made to order omelettes, scrambled eggs that were surprisingly not overcooked even on a hot plate, fried eggs (same), sausages, rashers of bacon, baked beans, mushrooms, tomatoes, pancakes, etc. There's also continental options of all the pastries, fruits, cereals, oats, breads you could want and coffee machines that make decent coffee.
Now for the less than great-- at the top of the list is the inexplicable room service. You have a switch to indicate "service room" or "do not disturb" lighting up outside your door.That's great. You can also use a "do not serve today" ticket on your door for a voucher for food/drink (we did, never got said voucher). We asked for wash/face cloths every day and only one time during our 8 night stay did we get any--2. We'd ask at the desk, they'd send someone up who would say they were out but to ask tomorrow. Never got them. When our room was serviced, they did odd things-- there's an in-room Nespresso machine (awesome!) but after using it once they never refilled the pods. I asked, they sent 2 decaffeinated pods one time (I wanted any others). Instead of removing dirty dishes, they would place my book from the bedside table over a dirty cup. They put a toothpaste tube I bought inside of a clean glass (?!). They would sometimes take dirty towels, sometimes not, but never refill without us calling to ask for more. They never vacuumed. It wasn't warm when we were here, but though there is an AC switch I'm not sure that it does work. The TV cuts off intermittently. Just watching a show, it will click off as if in a power saving setting (we checked and no such settings were in effect). Not a big deal, but at the end of a long day trekking around London an hour of TV at night was sometime wanted, and it was aggravating. We asked the desk and they said they'd look into it. TV probably just needed replacing, seems a common error for that model. Some things could use an update, which they are in the process of.
So-- it was safe, quiet, and in a great location with great views. Service lacked a LOT to be desired. It's a 3 for me, and everything needed to make it a 5 is completely under their control. So please, do a bit better? It would make all the difference for your guests who are here from all around the world to experience something great.